happy hump day! half way there! 🍑

bulking season has been doing great for my arms... now if only my tiddies would follow

I made a really great omelet earlier today

I like this one way better cropped, so im reposting it 🤣

if you ever need to catch the ick for a man just imagine him running towards a train in the rain with his backpack unzipped and after he misses it he poops himself youre welcome ❤️

me and my favorite pokemon 🥹

*SpongeBob narrator voice* ahh #MCM

a light read ☀️

"this generation is so soft" I hope so i used an exfoliating body scrub ❤️❤️🥳

I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald Galactus

not sure why I deleted this so, sorry if you're seeing it again 😅

im surprised he is getting so much hate. he is cute and gamefreak actually listened to the fans for once! 🍊🐉

why do i do this to myself 😅

Her greed sickens me

🎵When the moon hits your bush and you post perky tush that's a hump day 🍝🎵 🥴

Thick pussy update... 🤰 (she is judging me)

Trying to keep the flirting PG and classy but i saw his happy trail and now all i can do is picture where it leads

Uh oh sisters!

Vacation nude 🥳

Nerve gas implies the existence of Charisma, Uniqueness, and Talent gas

First beach day of the year

Never forget the original transgender mouse

I cant wait to be 74 with a LifeAlert™️ that transmits “Diva Down🎉” when i fall

Had a very productive day today

I look mean but I’m actually just full of toots and pokemon facts

IT’S HER YEAR

She sits

Out of drag // In drag

Your discord avatar is your true self

Happy Thursday 😄

When bloomfie posts a hot pic but he is 6000 miles away

Monochrome Monday the diva that you are...

When he lifts his arms above his head and you can see his stomach and happy trail

Haven’t done fcf in a while, be nice 😗

I’m 30: I’m a 90s kid:

If history repeats itself, then liberation repeats as well. Do not let them buy your last bit of hope.

When i spot a circle of queers talking about anime

When my stone edge doesn’t miss

Gaga is babbling incoherently in her songs again, we’re so back

Characters have two stats: Hotness and Car

You have to outlive him so you can piss on his grave

Take this quiz to find out whether you’re a crashout baddie or a doomscroll girlboss

Overstimulated, may or may not be physically present, noticing be patterns, banned in certain countries

This song is truly an exercise in open-mindedness as lines defining race, wealth, and religion are drawn thicker when the opposite would be expected. As the world tries to divide us, remember the childlike things that once brought us together…

How are we supposed to enjoy humpday with Trump deporting the big booty Latinos :(

Love this leaked ralts art ❤️

Slowly but surely @vlabirinte.bsky.social

Lowkey disappointed that we went with the word “karma” instead of “comeuppance”