This would be a perfect match.

We're getting spanked either way.

My dad gets to go home at noon tomorrow, so this day is a win for me, baby.

0% dog in all of em

Veach has to make this team smarter. This group makes a ton of dumb mistakes. I think this offseason a point of emphasis must be on getting smarter players. It might be more important than anything else they do.

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I do not want to see the Chiefs tab that I have on this app. I've been through enough this week.

The care my dad has received in Tulsa has been nothing short of amazing. The staff is AMAZINGGGG. My dad took a bad turn. The doctor called the situation "rare" and the nurses said it was quite bleak for quite a while. But they interfered with the match and helped dad kick out. He's still here. ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

I'm making sure to tell every worker I see in this hospital, I don't care if they are wearing scrubs or changing the trash, that they are appreciated. Because they are godsends. They might be common folk, but what they do is not. Thank one if you see one today. I appreciate them so much.

My dad's surgery went well. He was breathing fine on his own for about 1 hour, 45 minutes. But when they started to remove the breathing tube, he coded. They shocked him three times. Nurse said they think his low potassium levels are causing life-threatening arrhythmia. I almost fainted. This sucks.

Same way I found out about Epstein

It's been an emotional week, and today I point my wheels back home for the first time in over a year and like the third time in 5 years. Back to the place where I was more misunderstood and judged than I am on here. This should be a great time.

My immediate feeling after the Mahomes injury was that Brett Veach has to significantly upgrade the RBs and WRs. Pat isn't going to be the same scrambler he has been. They will need guys who can get open quick, and a solid running game to take the pressure off of him running so much. Big changes.

Dick Van Dyke once lived in my hometown, as he was stationed at Fort Crowder (now the site of Crowder College) in Neosho, Missouri, during the war with the legendary Carl Reiner. Fort Crowder is also the inspiration of "Camp Swampy" in Beetle Bailey, as Mort Walker was also stationed there.

The Royals contend only when the Chiefs suck, so this is gonna be our year fam.

This makes up for the news about Lane Thomas and the other Triple-A roster fillers they've signed lately.

My seasonal blues, mixed with worries about my dad, has really put me in a shell lately. Depression is crushing me again, but I can't sleep. Awake until the sun comes up every morning and awake again at 8:30 a.m. Things are going great.

MIZ

Lmfao @tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social

Alas, I am where I am because I am a very involved dad and I won't leave here until they are grown in a few more years. But once they're grown ... byeee.

I can't blame Matt Beard. If I had the chance to move from Springfield, Mo. to the Carolinas, I would do it.

The creamsicles are the besticles.

My greenest flag is how much I love saying nice things about people behind their backs. I'll also say nice things TO people but that's a different activity!

11:11

I miss that guy.

Been doing a certain series for a national thing I can't mention for more a calendar year. Been waiting for one event to happen in my backyard all year. I previewed it, then had a coworker undercut me & take it from me. I've always given her a heads up and she didn't bother to warn me. People suck.

One of my favorite things is always being kind to people and then having them shit on your day.

The thing that jumps out is that Stephen Miller typed all of this bonkers shit, ran it through an AI editor, and posted it for him. Trump wouldn't have a clue what an em dash is, or how to create one. We know he can't spell well. They added a few inaccurate capitalizations to make it look Trumpy.

😂😂

My dad had a consultation with his surgeon today in Tulsa. He has 90% blockage in the top left, 80% in the top right and 70% along the bottom along with a widowmaker. I don't know much about medical stuff, so I hope I'm explaining this right. He will have triple bypass a week from today. Ugh.

Colts can't refuse 44-year old dude We thought he retired That offense will burn Interceptions returned Why Cry Philip Rivers (oh) Cry Philip Rivers (oh oh) Cry Philip Rivers (oh) Cry Philip Rivers (oh oh)

We point to the lack of a quality RB and horrible pass rush, which are all valid. But this team is still severely lacking at WR. I never bought Rashee as a No. 1 like people say. He's a quality No. 2. Worthy has been a big disappointment. Travis is toast. Hollywood is meh. They need a true No. 1.

Two must-win games in a row And

6-7 Sad

I was about to say the same. He needs to go be a husband now. He's cooked.

Ass dot com would just be a website with 2025 Chiefs highlights.

Lmfaooooooo

Chiefs receivers catch a pass challenge.

Harrison Butker is gonna be on the Turning Point USA circuit by this time next year, he’s cooked as a kicker

That dude was wide tf open on third-and-long. Not at all surprised. Stroud just missed.

Patrick was lying there on the turf wanting to blow out Rashee's knee again.

Rashee Rice morphing into Skyy Moore in real time. F

Story of the fucking season. When they needed it the most, the team shit down its leg.

Cream Hunt

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.