no thanks I'll pass

the Royals and Mets did hwhat

Belgium is the better team but the US effort has been pathetic

Seems like every first touch from US is totally out of control

I think the US should stop allowing the other team to have wide open looks at the goal

I WOULD DIE FOR MALIK TILLMAN

The belgians are softer than a soggy waffle, come on

Landon Donovan is basically calling Spain cowards and I love that

Was that Spain fan holding an inflatable ham and playing it like a guitar

The definition of a true fan: No one hates your team more than you

pausa de hidratacion

I want this game to continue for eternity

The number of unbelievable saves during this WC exceeds the total number of saves in the previous WC. Do not check my math.

This game RIPS

Neymar talking trash while down a goal with basically no time left because he does it for the love of the game

If I were Brazil, when Haaland touches the ball I would simply order for an immediate drone strike

THAT MAN IS A MONSTER

ON HIS HEAD, soccer edition

Rooting for a Norwegian by shouting "let's go Bob(b)!"

Has Norway considered attempting to get the ball close in, or close to, the goal

FOUR-YEAR-OLD: if the baby is a boy we should name him Larry

That game was bananas

Oh he's gonna be haunted alright

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Before this game I could have named maybe a dozen USMNT players and now I would die for Malik Tillman

OH MY GOD THAT GOAL

I haven't watched the Royals in a week and a half so of course after I get in front of the tv a Royals reliever walks four (and counting) in an inning

ME: *stops for gas* THEM: welcome! We've been expecting you.

more like gerfew

Might have to name this next kid Jeffrey Alan Caglianone Samuels

The good news is we made it through the last two years. The better news is we're having a baby. open.substack.com/pub/swinging...

Wooly Willy-ass face, looks like a divorced used car salesman who is getting fired if he doesn't sell three cars today

Good Lord Bobby is ridiculous

The Royals have completed two perfectly reasonable trades including Matt Strahm and neither of them has gone well at all

The entire world saw you fall all by yourself, how embarrassing

Jacques Cartier in 1534:

That was a visually beautiful goal

Those two hits are punishment for a grown man sporting that mustache while people call him Jalen Beeks

That Cags dinger

PATIENT: so what's this surgery called? FAKE PROCTOLOGIST: uhhh,

Still true!

Erceg has gone from unhittable monster to BP pitcher in the span of like 18 months

Roys need two or twelve insurance runs here

#HEYHEYHEYHEY the royals were just waiting for pride month to really start their season

Idk what you're supposed to do here

Salvy has no right to be that good on those plays and yet