DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: when a new male joins the herd, it is customary for an older male to establish his dominance *cut to footage of me mowing perfectly straight diagonal lines while my new neighbor gets out his mower*

royals dot tv broke at a crappy time

The pitching in this game has been Very Bad.

I don't know why teams continue trying to steal bases against the Royals but I appreciate their persistence

More like Jonathan Cannot

JD Vance Now Scheduled to Visit Your Coworker Who Won't Shut up About His Fantasy Team

Just a beautiful baseball game in all of the ways.

Carter Crush

Man that first beer after returning from space has to hit SO good

Chase Meidroth always gets hit by batted balls when playing KC

did the meaning of the word "problem" change recently?

billion dollar idea: create a countdown clock on motion-activated faucets so you know when the water is going to shut off

I think it looked like the runner thought he slid short then got on top of the bag. Maybe not quite as baffling of an initial call

me when the Royals have a runner in scoring position:

BOBBY

I will need a shirsey and hat if anyone needs gift ideas

Every Royals vs Guardians game is basically "Cleveland's light hitting utility player with zero extra-base hits in his professional career went 4-4 with 2 doubles a HR and 6 RBI"

They killed nearly 200 children on the first day of this war and no one of authority suffered a single consequence. That’s how we got here.

I'm sorry but this comment is taking me tf out

so is my mortgage payment still going to come out of my account tomorrow orrrrr

nasa employee: oh hey you guys are back early astronauts: moon's safer nasa employee: what? astronauts: *packing their personal belongings and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's safer

When did Gabriel Arias get Noah Syndergaard's hair

Bobby Bob Bob: still fast

Well that was an absurd double play

So Lendeborg is going to hurt his knee worse in this blowout and UConn is going to have an easier path to the title because Dan Hurley made a deal with Satan (his dad)

Man, Royals fans are so lucky to have Jake Eisenberg calling games. That dude is destined for national broadcasts.

HOLY CRAP LYNCH

FOUR-YEAR-OLD, IMMEDIATELY AFTER TAKING A BITE OF HER DINNER: what are we gonna have for dinner?

Last time I saw Bauer's name he was getting domed by a liner and I wish *REDACTED*

The funniest tweet prompt got me searching through my screenshots and I stumbled across this one

Kyle Ismvp

please. My wets.

India has a career OPS of .881 against the Pirates so it's about time he does something good for Pittsburg

SONIC SLAM

The Minnesota Twins rn:

The Royals having the most productive offensive OF in the league would be a pretty good bit

"The Royals scored two runs against Joe Ryan on three consecutive hits by their outfielders" is a sentence that would have gotten a man institutionalized just a few days ago.

Cags obliterated that baseball and the rain had the AUDACITY to keep it in the park

Being a writer and saying "I need AI" is one of those things you could not torture out of me

The dudes on the call for Purdue/Arizona are worse than Braden Smith's facial hair

The most important lesson from the first two games is that Salvy has never been bad at framing, he was simply too honest to steal strikes. Dude knows the zone.

Royals fans are in mid season form

You don't want to overreact to one game but Estévez looks BAD bad

Kinda glad he walked Dubon because I felt better about Erceg vs Acuña than Estevez vs Acuña

Vance Wilson was saying that pie is better than cake

Using both challenges on low leverage calls in the first inning is ridiculous. Even if you're right it's not really worth it

I don't know her dot gif

HWHAT