You’re probably gonna have this. But I don’t think he’s entirely wrong.

Damning indictment of the union left if they just want to jump to a flash in the pan despite getting laws they demanded

If you liked Machadaynu, you'll love Angine de Poitrine.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

CITATION NEEDED

"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said. "To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child." "Are you sure?" "You think it frivolous?" "No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories." "Would my life change?" "You ask that every time."

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

While we're on the subject of trolling food discourse, French food is vastly overrated, pretentious, stuck in tradition and the idea of is somehow superior is simply a hangover from 1777 or the lasting influence of Napoleon

Again, imagine *any* female CEO doing this...

supreme accidental comic timing in Commons just now during PMQs: Keir Starmer: “there is only one party leader who has shown he will say anything, no matter how divisive, if he is paid to do so” Speaker (calling the next question): “Nigel Farage”

Starring Ronnie James Dio as “Carla”

If you're replying to a post about torched ambulances in London with a point about Israel, you've crossed the line into antisemitism. And you're doing absolutely nothing to help any cause. Even if you consider yourself one of the good people. Maybe especially so. You've just caught racism.

Again, Democrats should run on investigating, prosecuting and convicting all this stuff. None of this "look forward to heal the nation" no "avoid the appearance of a partisan revenge spree". People are breaking laws and the next government needs to send a message that will be remembered.

100 jumps players reflect on the joy it has given them

An arson attack on a Jewish ambulance service isn’t about Israel. It isn’t about Zionism, or American imperialism, or capitalism, or war in the Middle East. It’s about Jews. It’s about making British Jews feel fearful in their own homes. Just like Bondi Beach, and Heaton Park, all over again.

Not Mehdi Hasan? SURELY NOT [note for people reading this on Bluesky: this is being said in a sarcastic tone, I am ironically suggesting that this was predictable by my tone of voice]

Writing "shit" is probably the most controversial thing Dunty has done in his life

This is so poor. They make various directly political points and then hide behind "but we're just musicians" when asked to comment on human rights abuses perpetrated by the Cuban state: www.channel4.com/news/kneecap...

The band coasting on Provo imagery who draw their petticoats up in horror if you suggest they are in fact doing so are disingenuous, you say?

Oh no

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

If I were Prime Minister, I would make the afternoon of the first day like today a bank holiday. It would only be determined on the day itself, so basically on the 1st day like today the PM would make an announcement on TV and radio at midday telling everybody to stop working and go outside.

Nobody pretends not to understand that screaming "down with the Taliban!" or "end Islamist oppression!" at random Muslim-looking people on the street is anything but a form of harassment, regardless of whether you agree with the theoretical political objectives.

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Just seen peak train etiquette good behaviour. Guy chatting to acquaintances he’d bumped into on the platform as the train pulls in. Says “anyway, nice to see you. I won’t sit and chat the whole journey in.” Then gets in the next carriage down. Absolute hero!

Had this pop up on my Facebook, and my first thought was 'How is Paul Weller on the command crew of the Enterprise-D?'

"Its very presence 20 metres away from a small independent feels quietly symbolic, an act of heavy-handed high-street aggression.” The Blackshirt, March 1936.

That my mum was a KISS groupie

Not gonna lie I did a little double take here @showerabsolute.bsky.social

What is wrong with Americans

"crypto ISA" is a phrase that just shouldn't exist. Any minister proposing them should've been launched into the Chiltern hundreds with a catapult. It's flippin' *crypto*, no government should ever even consider legitimising it.

The Tory party coming out against middle aged nature lovers who respond to public consultations about bank notes absolutely shows that they have no idea who *any* element of their putative coalition are anymore

Quite a few people saying this story is desperate stuff, but they obviously just don't like it when a newspaper points out that their new favorite politician is just another lying chancer...

This is a good article. What’s striking is that the critics like Emily Bender come across more like ideologues than people who actually understand what they’re criticising. There’s plenty in AI to critique but many on the left are doing a bad job at doing so. open.substack.com/pub/jessesin...

Extract from a new drum cover. Doechii’s Denial Is A River. Full cover here: youtu.be/4Do2wBN4fWs?...

"Grok has responded to some users on X explaining its actions." No it hasn't, BECAUSE ITS NOT A PERSON. Standard of reporting round AI is getting so much worse.

Honestly I think the opposite is true. This reads more like some kind of template was poorly used and edited, with language that’s purposefully hedging for some kind of official/legal reason. If AI was drafting these I’d expect them to be more polished than this. It wouldn’t write that badly.

Disgraceful beyond belief.

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Painting crossings rainbow colour $127000000000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my navy is dying

Stop giving your money to Good Law Project. They are useless. www.equalityhumanrights.com/high-court-j...

I wonder if all the bogends who reply 'Paywall' to any post from a paying site pick up a tin of soup in Tesco and shout 'NOT Free!' at the self checkout.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Yeah, sure, she made up the quote, but as the man himself said...

Over on twitter. This is mesmerising. What do you do with this?

I wonder how many of these are because a song went viral as part of a TV show or social media trend.