I regularly drink Red Bull and I am more than okay that this is what they’re doing with my money.

Starting to think these files are a Loggins-Messina situation and Jeffery isn’t Kenny Loggins.

The Charles/Senator seems like the perfect place to carry this if anyone knows who to talk to

I love getting a new ADHD fixation (it’s Sim racing rn lol) cause it’s nice to know what I’m gonna do with 87% of my free time for the next 3 weeks minimum

Lego lover (derogatory)

We’ve been warned abut the risks of Tylenol and autism from our dear leader, but what about the connection between Tylenol and Lego loving? Are the orioles NSAIDing too close to the sun?

Lego lover (derogatory)

It took me 31ish years to learn what living in a house built on love feels like and now I’d never change that feeling for anything.

Brought in the 2024 Mariners hitting coach and got the 2024 Mariners offense Masterful gambit!

The fact that my mental health for a good part of this season has relied on Keegan Aikn should entitle me to financial compensation

Tied together. To a concrete block. At the bottom of the Patapsco. 🙄

Now is that a real poncho, or is that a Sears poncho?

So my honest first take on MTG x Spider-Man after having opened a little bit of it last night is that whats on the front of the cards bothers me a lot less than whats on the back.

I think one of my more reasonable obscure takes is that had Ryan Tannehill stuck at WR at A&M he would have been an All Pro in the NFL

Just a reminder that if you ever visit an Atlas Restaurant Group location you are putting money in the evil Smith family's pockets

3 weeks ago charlie kirk was a punchline today he's been euligized by obama

im reading "prices are down"

Are the 80s back babyyyy???

“Words are not violence but if you speak them to me I will sue you” -JKR

Not gonna start living recklessly now that I have health insurance again, but it’s nice to know the next time I eat shit on a scooter I don’t have to walk it off and pray for the best 😂

The WSJ should pay every trans person $2,000 just for the shit they pulled yesterday.

this feels like such a perfect distillation of this moment. Charlie Kirk was mocking people on Nov. 27, 2016 for mourning the passing of Fidel Castro, and people have found this now and are reinterpreting it as some kind of heavenly message

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

The is is a seven I swear on my mothers life Oops, I went infinite.

I am a wizard I sling mother fucking spells Do you pay the one?

when I think of martyrs, I think of Dr. King and Malcolm X — two men that fought for what was right and just and were killed for it. I do not think of Charlie Kirk, a man who woke up each morning endeavoring to be more hateful than he was when he slept that last night. I do not think of him.

I really still can’t believe his neck just did that… is that what bursitis is? Cause sheeshhhhh

It's because they see themselves in him, not in his targets. They don't want to believe they're on the wrong side, so they ascribe virtue where it isn't found.

Coming this fall! “How The CIA Got Her Groove Back”

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Well, NBC, that’s one way to summarize it.

Yall he’s not franz Ferdinand he’s a fascist with a podcast

the kirk video is one of the least shocking things ive seen today i see starving and bone thin children, civilians with bloodied bodies on the ground, limbs hanging from buildings, unidentifiable messes of bodies and rubble

Hey Siri: play “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”

Just got to the 3rd verse of the Brady bunch theme song before I realized I was singing it to myself and that’s having AuDHD is like

In Donald Trump's America, a Lions-Packers game is airing on CBS

And this ignites our playoff run where we get bounced in the wildcard round but Elias still uses it to justify everything he has(nt) done

What the actual fuck did I just witness

He really just used a med star health tagline in his speech?

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Gold really is crazy cause I could walk into a pawn shop with my 18k nose ring and walk out with like $80 which is $30+ more than I paid for it like 3 years ago

Bluesky biggest downfall is that there’s no draft feature. How am I supposed to workshop my jokes now 😭😭

After 33 years ill finally have the chance to have them 🥲

Random thought, but how many pitches do you think the average MLB bat takes? Like 20? 50? A series worth?

I mean is he really even chasing it atp with 30ish games left?

We did the damn thing 💜💜💜

Yall im getting married to the love of my life, my bestest friend, the person who has taught me what it feels to be safe and loved, the person who has helped me to become stronger than I never knew I could be. Lily I love you soooo much and Im so fucking excited to start this chapter with you!!!!

mansolino: "I think cowser sucks and i told him so" hyde: