“Dummy” being a term of endearment is honestly my favorite Baltimore slang

BananaBall is honestly just bisexual baseball and no I will not elaborate further.

OKAY APPARENTLY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS SO HERE YOU GO explore.baltimoreheritage.org/items/show/720

Do you want to know the terrifying truth about defensive metrics... OR DO YOU WANNA SEE GUNNAR HENDERSON SOCK SOME DINGERS!?

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

i mean Oregon could have done us all a favor and at least like... shown up...

I think my peak example of this is, the other night I played a 13¢ common from final fantasy in my Vivi deck that the pod and i spent the next hour and about $750 worth of interaction, for it to resolve and me to win 2 minutes later on turn 3.

I think my favorite misconception about cEDH that even I had is “well why even play if the game is over super quick and in 2 or 3 turns” not realizing the game still takes 2.5 hours, and the win con comes through 27 pieces of interaction on a stack that ends up 53 cards deep

It’s crazy people will say “pew pew” and “unalived” on TikTok but I have seen the video of that woman getting shot like 3 times now on cable news

Lucy definitely won't move the ball this time, Charlie Brown.

There are so many precedents Wikipedia sorts them by decade

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

wait girl why the fuck are we manufacturing a war in venezuela

The New York financier?

My last Christmas/bday presents from @flannelgoddess.bsky.social came! Real sheepskin Aussie Uggs and my first Labubu! Real basic bitch hours now 🔥

The actual conversation: "Oh hey look a friend, its Master Splinter!" "NO SPLINTER DONT GO INTO THE LITTLE HOUSE UNDER THE DUMPSTER" 😭😭😭

God damnit Robert Smith, you sure do know how to speak to a sad girl's heart

While I wish NCSU would be nationally relevant (fuck Dave Doeren), I don’t hate getting to watch their bowl game at work at 2:30 on a random Friday.

If we're playing by 1890's rules for medicine and bringing back Polio and measles can we at least put cocaine back in the Coca Cola? Or like tinctures that are 97% alcohol with a side of opium and meth?

Survive the Army-Navy game weekend: Server Edition, Impossible Difficulty, Any% - Success

Holy shit! A team from Maryland actually won a game at M&T bank!

I still genuinely cannot believe we got the polar bear

Is the original blues brothers movie a thriller?..

I am almost a full year older than this man, started smoking cigarettes at 16, grew up on the beach and in the water, AND landscaped for like 5 years and still look younger than him.

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

NGL the Kranks might be the most sane people in the entire movie. Their daughter isn’t coming home and they realize they want to take time for themselves. Seems reasonable enough to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

There’s a TikTok thread I’ve seen rn about how any movie can be fixed by them just going to Baltimore and ngl that’s what fixed my problems so it tracks lol

pantone just named landlord white the color of the year 2026, WE NEED TO BUILD HOUSES

Thursday Jam

Cedric Mullins should have been a lifelong Oriole

Bruh me and Mike Elias bout to fucking throw hands fr fr

Victory lapping someone you groomed when you were in your 50s and they were 19 doesn’t come off that well, tbh

Just found out I am one (1) year older than Bryce Harper and if anyone needs me I’ll be looking for a bridge 😭

Just thought about Tavon Austin and got sad smmfh

G2HC 🐺

Oooooooooo Oooooooo-oooooo Jealousyyyyy

I also want to say I think the #MTGxATLA Commander bundle is one of the best things they’ve ever done, especially for enfranchised players. I don’t need another precon, but to get the special treatments for the EDH staples along with the tutor/commander spell reprints is awesome

Really can’t believe I pulled a DefSwat. I don’t remember much about avatar but this set is really starting to grow on me lol

Micro center had avatar commander bundles on sale and between @ayyandi.bsky.social I we made out like bandits on 2 boxes

It’s wild to me that of all the sports programming out there, VISN’s betting program is the most tolerable cause it’s not just two jackasses yelling about who’s more wrong. Yea it’s betting focussed, but they actually talk about *sports*

the boros twins

S+ Tier cover

I LOVED Cam Newton as a player, but JFC I cannot stand Cam Newton the goofy ass hat wearing ESPN talking head

Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? 😬

this applies to both the politician and the card game just so we're clear

In all honesty… Hampton Comes Alive might be the greatest live album ever.

I didn’t even listen to a lot of MCR in high school but it takes ONE FUCKING NOTE 😭😂