They can draft my son, but they will never, ever see my son

The thing is, man, when you hold the threat of nuclear war over a country's head, you absolutely and forever lose the ability to categorize anyone as a terrorist. Because you are a terrorist. And I know this country has a long and rich history of terror adjacent rhetoric. But this is different.

Also there's no real evidence that it's over, very rarely do these things just stop like this

I would like Lessjon now please

It's such a pleasant change to see the Buccos swinging the lumber here instead of everybody trying to walk all the damn time.

NICHOLAS G

Women

I had D&D. Did we start ww3

This point is so well constructed. I cannot wait to bust this out at the campground with all the Republicans around.

I firmly believe that Hieronymus Bosch could see the future

Folks, Western PA in the spring

Today is like one of those days where they should just get to say, "you know what nobody wants to play baseball today," and then just not play the game

Holy CRAP is Project Hail Mary a fantastic piece of cinema

Lmao my goodness guys, he is paid millions of dollars, it is not too much to expect him to run hard every time he hits a ball in play

My litmus test for 2028 is how much arts funding a candidate is proposing.

I’ve been singing it this way for years.

Just sent this off, you probably should too.

CB Bucknor called this a strike

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

The fuck am I gonna do with all this Pam Bondi merch

Talking about funniest tweets, this one will always be #1 for me. Apparently "Josie" doesn't play well with autocorrect?

Talking about funniest tweets, this one will always be #1 for me. Apparently "Josie" doesn't play well with autocorrect?

Alright, Bucco bats!

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

I made a bad mistake today and I want to cop to it. There was a school-sponsored event today at my kid's school, and in this event one of his friends was deadnamed. There was nothing I could have done to prevent it. The kid's parents are just awful people and they forced the school to do it. 1/3?

Unfortunately, yes. 😓

standard Oneil Cruz game: - fuck up one extremely routine play - make a play that nobody else could - hit the ball through an infielder, killing him instantly - stolen base

While Kristi Noem is an awful trash bag of a human being, you are not going to catch me talking about the dynamics of her marriage, I do not care if that man wants to wear whatever garments and knowingly let his wife bang people, that is none of my business. The hypocrisy is irritating,and that's it

Huh.

Coincidentally I saw some military trucks on the highway today. I've been around for 45+ years and I can tell you that I don't see vehicles like this on pedestrian highways unless we're about to have some boots on the ground somewhere.

Oh hey

With regard to the Pirates, I wonder if the fact that our number one starter couldn't get an inning into last game is going to rear its ugly head here. Off day certainly helps but still

I am sadly unable to protest today but if I did, my sign would be "Mongo is Appalled"

LMAO I see Don Kelly doesn't play around...

This has been going on for TWELVE YEARS of my life, my one, precious life that I have to live. A FULL quarter of my life. My daughter, who is 15, has no memory of a time when Donald Fuckass Trump hasn't been a major political figure in the US.

People like to shit on reply guys, but like, I was raised on MST3K. It's this or mediocre prop comedy

Time to go to bed, I wonder if I'll wake up and my body will be 8000° Celsius

There are people you just don't ever step to on this website, dril, Cait and Mr. Cait, Lauren, menswear guy, brendel. You just don't do it.

So basically the score of the Pirates game is completely due to O'Neill Cruz not being able to play centerfield. Got it.

Here's something that's bothered me for years: why are scrambled eggs so much easier to eat? I feel like I could eat 8 scrambled eggs without even thinking. Eight fried eggs feels like a lot. Eight boiled eggs? Absurd

The hail, it do be hailin' youtu.be/edZ5mez5BdI

if america were a sims neighborhood i would simply delete it and start a new one

Hi, good evening, sorry for the politics. This is a war crime. As a reminder, when the state inflicts violence either internally or externally, it's doing so in your name and in my name. This is worth an immediate letter to Senators Dumb and Dumber. At least tell them it's unacceptable.

Is that the guitar player from Limp Bizkit?

This cracked me up as I am about to play this show this weekend. Also, guitarists who have played this book, how do you even do the one run on Plump & Juicy? I am somehow playing guitar and horn 2 and I want to cry 🫠

My son was just offered a full tuition scholarship for undergrad Horn Performance at Duquesne and I am pretty over the moon about it

Counterpoint: Costco, YES

The way that you get another Fetterman is simply by ignoring everything right in front of your face and once you got him... he's yours once he's in power... he's empowered take seriously the character of your elected leaders

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