The Seahawks PUNTER might be the MVP for real

Two Super Bowls in a row the loser was Drake.

The thing this game is showing me is that the Pats had the third easiest schedule in NFL history this year. No shade to my Pats fans moots, I just never believed this team was super for real

Also: Statehood for Puerto Rico needs to be a priority. If they want it, still.

God Bless America FUCK ICE

That was really great, on par with the Kendrick show, which I thought would never be beaten (and still hasn't imo, but this was its equal somehow).

Pedro Pascal just chillin 😂

Look If k9 is going to run like this, this isn't going to be much of a game for very long

Hey Meta: GARGLE MY ENTIRE ASS

FUCK OFF AI ADS

Whose idea was it to have Cris Collinsworth on this game

It's BULLSHIT!

In what is perhaps my most old man behavior to date, I am starting a thread of shit that has no business costing what it does.

Jerrynoathlon

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

I am frankly glad to see such a round rejection from this website to someone positioning AI use as some sort of moral imperative. It is not, and no amount of words that you can combine in any order will make it so.

If you haven't already read this book, you really should read it.

It's two middle fingers to the air and balls to the wall!

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

The combination of these two posts makes me want to throw my phone against the fucking wall. Seriously, if this wasn't hilarious it would be infuriating or vice versa.

This makes me remember Captain Corn, an old superhero I ran in a game years back. Captain Corn's only ability was Plant Communication, which I severely limited to only apply to corn in order to boost the power. As a result, CC could communicate telepathically with corn within a 100 mile radius.

He says in 2024 a study was published that says x% of Americans don't trust their doctors, predating Kennedy. This of course misses the fact that Kennedy was running for president at the time, and is the leader of an enormous right-wing propaganda machine that causes distrust in doctors.

Can a woman not have hobbies

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth ! Feb 3: Seeing racism everywhere! Why do Black people see racism everywhere?

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

Yeah this is a better man than me because I hate these mf'ers

We put this boy, and other CHILDREN, in concentration camps for 10 days in hell for NO REASON. This should make me happy that he's home, and I am happy, but maaaannnn somehow I'm even MORE pissed off.

that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times

avenge me

This, except: imagine what they're doing to brown and black people of all ages everyday all over the nation. I know for a fact this app has some black people on it that can tell you if your imagination sucks. Don't go ask them though because they've already told us! Just read through their profiles!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Too bad it's taken ruined lives to do it, this is where it was always going to end up and that's what we tried to tell everybody

Hilariously, today this disk would be $750 at least

this is the funniest thing ever.

Get me that hooded scythe-carrying motherfucker on the phone right now I got some fucking words about who he’s taking and who he’s leaving behind

NO

This is hilarious, what are some things YOU would like to see? I would like to see the Ellison media empire torn apart.

Don’t let the Strip District t-shirt factories see this …

One thing that has to get fixed once this country moves on, however that happens, is that measles vaccines and other obvious public health measures need to become compulsory. If that means starting over with the Supreme Court, fine. Religious exception? No. Get a different religion or hit the road.

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Pizza log implies the existence of Pizza sin, Pizza cos, and pizza tan

Having one of those screamy days where you just want to scream and scream and scream

Hello, take 18 minutes and listen to this. If you don't like symphonic music, well, for the next 18 minutes, you do, and you will. youtu.be/CmoqyMVkywQ

Hello, take 18 minutes and listen to this. If you don't like symphonic music, well, for the next 18 minutes, you do, and you will. youtu.be/CmoqyMVkywQ

My DARP (Deaths Above Replacement Police) model predicts that ICE will murder an additional 6-8 people over the next six months. And I tell you the best place in Minneapolis to get a Juicy Lucy. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.