happy fleury day to everyone celebrating this evening

Surprising nobody at all, I have once again slept all day

Fire alarm started chirping again at 4am because the world hates me fr

thank god for platform crocs

LOL the fire alarm above my bed has started chirping on a Friday evening when maintenance won’t be back until Monday perf perf perf

Hey gang how to ask out women?

I should really cook today but ughhh I really do not want to

I keep having the worst possible nightmares

Everyone in Chicago thinks I’m like 23 years old like they’re blind or somethin

Hmm okay what are we being for Halloween???!

Sometimes flat soda really hits the spot

Welp I’m gonna have to start going to happy hours by myself

I get to see one of my best friends in two weeks 🥲

now accepting donations for any American or British Airways miles you have laying around lol

holy shit I need to stop almost booking another trip when I know I'm going to spend $14719847184 in Sweden lol

the vibes are here at last

The bruise on my leg looks a lil sexual now, quite sad

thank god for osmosis

Unfortunately thought it was Tuesday multiple times today

crazy man continues to be crazy I hate it

gotta get back to my iced coffee and weed diet fr

I get to watch Pittsburgh Penguins hockey today!!!!!!!!

Had a dream about missing a flight, doesn’t that mean I’m a failure or somethin? lol

Sunday Scaries Xtreme

Well the stairwell to my apartment smells like cat shit so that’s unfortunate

I accidentally slept all day oopsie

good luck to everyone trying to flip something in a pan today

I'm out of sweets again why does this keep happening to me

uh oh I'm craving physical touch again

Just a quick reminder to the universe that I still want a new job :(

I’m ready for this month to be over

Hmm now I have to find someone for my extra Reneé Rapp ticket

I gots a gnarly bruise on my leg today :(

I'm hoOOOOoooOOoome

How do I not fall asleep in meetings?? I’m soooo sleeeeepy today

I feel like I’m constantly trying to stop myself from doing something stupid

My dad just told me Kelsey Grammer is dead but I don't see anything on the internet. Let's see if my dad is the new TMZ or just a dingus lmao

I've made it to my second hotel, but have still yet to eat lol

Lmao my phone suggests my titty cake sticker when I type the word sweet 😭😂

I really hate how much effort it takes to eat while traveling

I'd like to take a moment on this day to beg everyone to join (or go back to) BeReal!!!!! It's fun and you can see me at my absolute ugliest on a daily basis!!!

was planning to spend all day at the pool, but it won't be above 80 until 1PM now and idkkkkkkk

kinda wanna get drunk, kinda don't want to spend money. my lifelong dilemma

A man told me I had the prettiest feet he's ever seen and asked me to take a picture with them on his face lmao

Now I must decide if I want to make the effort to get to/from Truist Park to go to a Braves game by myself ugh lol

I made it to my first Atlanta hotel bed

I saw like 30 candid photos of me today and now I want to die lol

Unfortunately I have no desire to sleep

My uber driver waited for me to get through my gate and waved goodbye 🥹

I’m going out tonight wish me luck!!!