This has been such an emotional and exhausting week

CLINCHED MOTHERFUCKERS

homie I'm so sunburnt

Today has been so long and terrible

Hello from PITTSBURGH!!!

gonna go eat an egg for jesus

I think I gave Survivor a solid go and I just don’t think it’s for me, very sad

I think I have a zit but it's kinda cute

Kinda fucked up that milkshakes are like $12

I don’t think u understand how much I play solitaire

Maybe just maybe I’ll quit my job today

I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet this morning and that just perfectly matches how the rest of my week has gone

My house is trashed and I’ve done nothing productive for days now

I wonder how delusional I am

Knowing I have to cook today is so fucking upsetting this is why I hate having groceries fr

I really hate when my insecurities are proven to be true

didn’t work, sorry fam I might have to blow up my life now

thunderstorm 🥰

Miss having wine every day in Europe

Damn Paul Skenes is a bum 😒

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I wish I could wash my face outside the shower

Chris Fleming

I can’t believe I have to go to dinner tonight when I feel like I’m about to pass away

Started a new med today and feeling suicidal xo

keep crossing those lil fingers!!! it’s almost working

If you email me, receive my OOO, and then send a follow up before I’m back, you’re getting responded to last BYE

I have almost entirely given up on wearing makeup. Which I guess is cool for me, but idk at the same time I’m probs not showing my BEST which maybe isn’t smart when in your 30s and divorced idk

Regular season baseball starts so soon!!!! I’m so close to entering my prime time of the year I’m so excited

SIDNEY MOTHERFUCKIN CROSBY!!!!

Spending 2 weeks in Europe and not getting fucked is wild damn fml

I just get drunk and cry about how much I love people lol

Who wants to send me $150 so I can get the drink package and get drunk lol 🥲

vacation is crazy because what do you mean i consumed probably 5000 calories in french food last night and somehow i’ve still lost weight since being here lmao

Being on a river cruise while on dating apps is so funny. I’m out here collecting likes from alllll the cities along the Rhine

I got 5 hours of sleep last night I’m basically healed

Idk man I’m sad

A girl told me today she knew I was gay because of my bangs and honestly I accept tysm 🙇🏻‍♀️

Thank god I accidentally stole my plane blanket lol it’s come in handy quite a bit already

Plz lord let me get a decent night of sleep sometime in the next week

Shoutout to my hotel for having my room ready before 8am!!!!!

Oh I guess I’ve lost an hour of sleep that’s unfortunate

Wish I was getting drunk tonight tbh

oh man keep your lil fingers crossed for me friends

PNC in 30.

welcome to corporate america

which food will keep me from suicide today???

Oh hey, it’s also currently National Eating Disorders Awareness Week. Shoutout to the NEDA!! www.nationaleatingdisorders.org

Woweee we did 7 fitness classes this month I am so fit you have no idea!!!!!

I don't wanna fill up on fries so maybe just like 10 orders of fries