happy thanksgiving gobble gobble motherfucker

Yes I know Stranger Things is back but I’m also on season 9 of ER so

I accidentally swipe left on bumble all the time I’m probs missing out on the love of my life

Just woke up from a nightmare where I was gonna miss my flight so today’s off to a good start fml

I’m not gonna lie, I have had better days!!

Why do I hear a dog barking in my dog free building tf

I just busted my lip open during a meeting lmao

They changed the size and shape of my Wellbutrin how is this ok 😭

I broke up with my therapist let's see how this goes lol

Killin bugs at 5am I’m gonna die

feeling some type of way (sad)

How does one not become suicidal post-vacation? Help

Hello from Chicago!! Ya gurl made it home

Let us pray that my suitcase is not more than 50 pounds

I love Stockholm so much I don’t wanna leave

We need Universal Shotcare

I wish I had unlimited tequila shots

Just the Penguins doing classic Penguins nonsense fml

I love kissing so much 😩

Hello from Sweden

When did orange become my fav colour? lol

It only took me 7 stores to find a coat 🧚🏻‍♀️

Sadly my Vraylar is now $150/month so GOODBYE VRAYLAR 👋🏻

unfortunately I have no desire to sleep

those penguins really hate having leads

I'm stilllllllll itching to book a flight it's driving me nuts

why are winter coats 1 million dollars

It’s pitch black and 5pm what do I do now

my nipple is so angry

Can’t believe I have plans on a Sunday night smh

I’m a little onion freak

Fucking BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Omggggggg

I've watched enough Sesame Street to know not to fuck with Ernie ok

pretty excited for the extra hour of sleep tonight so I can be miserable for the next few months

I am so happy there’s afternoon hockey today this is what I neeeeed

Next Halloween I'm going to be a pumpkin so I can try to find someone to rearrange my guts

Happy Halloween from catwoman 🐈‍⬛

I hate anxiety

Only like 6 days left of work before Sweden hell yea

I love the Pittsburgh penguins

Demi Lovato as Poot for Halloween just made my day lmao

craving a cuddle

Are married men ok

We should shoot people that reply all

I'm having a cranky lil bitch day today

just pulled half of a contact out of my eye from days ago lmao wtf spooky

fine then I’m going to Amsterdam alone lol

My neighbors have been really into fuckin lately

If I don’t go to sleep, I won’t have to wake up 🤓