hi it's 1:30am and i say bolt upright in bed thinking of mariners players as cat names, seattle humane society please feel free to steal these for adoptable cats andres mewñoz cat raleigh julio rodrígato jp crawfur emewjenio suárez just name a grumpy looking cat josh naylor jorge polecato

Shohei Ohtani is inevitable

UPDATE: My Orioles member rep just called me to talk about my email re yesterday’s Spirit Day tweet leaving out the LGBTQ+ community! It was elevated up the chain to the head of branding (a lesbian) and they ended up having a team meeting about it. It was *not* supposed to go out that way.

spirit of the north ✨

This picture is hilarious.

> spends 9 months “fighting antisemitism” > doesn’t give a fuck about folks saying they love Hitler the Trump admin experience

This woman is my hero

Dodgers bullpen can't implode if they don't get in the game

The Dodgers are a juggernaut.

Fuck off with these fucking ads everything is so god damn unwatchable anymore

Ben McDonald is the best

Ban sports betting

“Israeli” ceasefires only ever apply to the other party. They’ll continue to kill whomever they want, whenever they want until they are stopped. They see themselves as occupying an altogether different moral plane than their enemies, like any colonizer.

Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now

How you email finds me bsky.app/profile/bern...

"what the fuck just happened"

almost looked like Snell nutmegged Contreras and Freeman picked it.

that's a better outcome than a home run robbery, which feels insane.

cmon Brewers, do it for Ueck. and by 'it', of course, I mean play gooder.

Nayl'd it.

Polanco is on one right now

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin. There's a reason why there are police dogs and not police cats. Cats wouldn't only let the criminals get away, they'd help bury the bodies too. collabs.shop/cmqgnc

Mondays amirite

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

Missed the ALCS game last night, but I gather I am meant to believe a guy shoved 29 butt plugs up his ass, made a tee commemorating it, spent a grip on a front row seat behind the dish, and wore said tee to the game?

the Mariners? the Mariners. hell yeah.

LOL Addison Barger walks up to BYOB from System of a Down? Ok, I see you.

Holy what

Jorge Polanco has the midas touch holy crap

Eugenio juuuuust missed that one

Impressive outing from Bryce Miller. 6 innings of 1 run ball. Didn't fall apart after a leadoff homer.

The M's booth should start using this as their Raleigh HR calls. bsky.app/profile/wolf...

BIGGEST DUMPER

Miller/Gausman is a nice matchup. What a treat

Death, taxes, and Anthony Santander scalding pitches he has no business swinging at

Oof. Gausman is so nasty he's fooling the ump

Lol back to back days I turn the game on to a homer

Casual reminder that the pro sports stadiums in Baltimore are uncomfortably close (literally) to the history of the domestic slave trade

YOU HEARD THEM

i don't want much. i just want people to take the "the american gestapo is abusing people who are here legally" thought and cut it down to the first six words

We're one step closer to an all first time WS

Three more outs Brewcrew

I turn it on and Kittredge gives up a bomb. Lol

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What