I've been thinking about this, mostly because it keeps showing up in my feed, and the biggest flaw with this theory is that the timeline went away WAY before 2016.

An entire month of drinking only dry wine?!

Tired: hating the Dodgers because they spend a lot more money than your team does Wired: hating the Dodgers because their ownernership has financial ties to ICE detention centers sdvoice.info/l-a-dodgers-...

I was hoping there was ONE gubernatorial candidate who had the guts to call for NJ to secede, but at least we're not stuck with Jack Ciattarelli.

Omg Happy National Hat Day! #cardsky I won this hat at a charity event in 1997. It features autographs from Lawrence Taylor, Phil Simms, and a bunch of other guys who weren't nearly as good, and it's just awesome.

See, now here's where we differ.

I won't get too into the weeds, but I've been talking with my therapist about [gestures broadly] and that the only reason I continue to participate in this performative bullshit is because the alternative is death caused by capitalism. And frankly, I've had the same point of view since high school.

Remember: the goal has always been to create in-groups, whom the law protects but does not bind, and out-groups, whom the law binds but does not protect.

Happy birthday, Armando Galarraga 🎈 #cardsky p.s. credit him with a perfect game, you cowards cc: @mlb.com

Internal bleeding? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

🙌🏾This thread is an entire sermon

HOW GRACIOUS OF THEM TO OFFER TO DEFRAY SOME OF THE COSTS OF THE PROBLEM THAT THEY'RE TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR CAUSING

Surprise mailday at work! #cardsky A colleague of mine knows I collect, and they sent these to the office for me 💪 Food card are awesome, and there's a decent chance that I'm distantly related to Dan Fouts, so into the pc they go!

#cardsky fam, I don't sell but I know some of you do 👇

My wife's Trump-voting "friend" thinks that our mixed race (dare I say "racially ambiguous") children "aren't that kind of brown" and therefore we don't have to worry about ICE descending on our area, and holy shit I can't even

A Tiger for your Tuesday: Wenceel Perez 1st Bowman Chrome autograph! #cardsky

It's not often that I get to cite cases from 1888 and 1923, but today was one of those days! #lawsky

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus just complied and then he wasn't executed by the state.

I've been saying this since college. I graduated in 2007, so it's about time the rest of you started to catch up.

Let me take a crack at this. All we need to do is: (1) create a society in which young families are financially stable and hopeful parents can afford to buy a home and raise children without having to work multiple jobs like how America USED to work; and (2) increase immigration. You're welcome.

Yeah…we’re not going to just let y’all make shit up in 2026. Here’s what actually happened. It’s what always happens. Fix your shit.

I keep telling them that the thing about plausible deniability is that the deniability needs to be plausible.

This is why we can't trust white people. The answer is "no." The answer is "I will make it my life's mission to dismantle this lawless agency and hold these criminals accountable." The answer is NOT "well, now that you mention it, I might!"

Growing up, it was the Raritan River. Not sure what it is now. Maybe the Delaware?

Anyone want a little Magglio for your Monday? #cardsky I feel like some sort of a timeline cleanse is in order.

Lol ye of little faith, this cursed timeline is about to get far stupider than any of us thought possible.

Apparently the Dodgers don't know what Andy Ibanez is capable of.

I'm cheering for Houston tonight (you know, because Aaron Rodgers is a fucking tool), but I couldn't find any Texans cards, so here's a Craig Biggio Gold Medallion instead! #cardsky

Anyway, I'm hearing reports of la migra near my hometown and my work location, so yeah. I've got that going for me this week.

Quick, somebody call a wahmbulance for these snowflakes!

Yes, that's very free market of you self-described "small government" Republicans.

I admit the satire is totally feeling a little too realistic, but I still wanna laugh at all of you media-illiterate Trumpets who didn't realize you were being mocked to your face until season 4. I wish I could've seen your faces when you figured it out.

I just saw a tiktok that said the Bears winning the Super Bowl would correct the timeline that went awry after the Cubs won the World Series, and now that I no longer have to root against the Eagles, I might be open to cheering for this deus ex machina 🤞🙏

Because under capitalism, the value of human life is secondary to shareholder returns. You know, capital. Hence the name. Who cares how many people get sick and/or killed. There's money to be made! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/c...

Why would somebody whom the government says has absolute immunity need money, unless this is just a tip for a job well done?

It's almost baseball season, so I should probably share this Visiting Dugout signup sheet. If you or someone you know wants to come on, fill this out: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Any attorney who uses “paralegal” as a way to belittle someone else is a giant flaming turd and deserves to be incessantly mocked for their turdness.

Current mood 👇

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to ignore historians who keep screaming until they fucking bleed that you idiots are repeating history.

Did I sleep through another war, or are you idiots falling for propaganda again? Since when was protein considered an enemy of the state?

Maturity is understanding that Bane was right.

JFC. Some of you still pushing the Epstein files can’t see past your own noses. WE KNOW WHAT IS IN THOSE FILES!!! Do you think Renee Good’s family cares right now? Keith Porter’s family? ICE is literally kicking in doors in St. Paul. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!! 1/3

Tell you what, I love that I graduated college in December 2007. I would've graduated in May, but I went an extra semester to go pre-law because it was looking like I would need a career with a higher earning potential than historian/history teacher.

i have to say I never thought a time would come when I'd feel kinda bad for the Chair of the Fed

It's better if you read it in his voice.

See what I meant by this is that I'm only "pro-life" in the sense that I think life on this planet is gonna be better off once humanity goes extinct, and I only hope we don't take too many more innocent species with us along the way. No, YOU'RE being nihilistic.