Btw that's the 1973 Carl Yastrzemski card (the one with the big sideburns) next to the copy of Radioactive Man #1 I got for my wife. Take that, Milhouse!

Here's something else I'm playing with! #cardsky Idk where it's going on the wall (this is gonna be an ongoing process), but I think I like it!

She's fat and happy because she tasted FREEDOM

"If you would just clean up after yourselves and throw out your garbage instead of leaving it everywhere, the house wouldn't be so filthy all the time," I pleaded to my kids. My kids:

Redecoration weekend update 😀 I've got a long way to go, but it's a start! #cardsky

Dead people have no right in government, who gives a fuck what he'd have to say? (fwiw, the correct answer is him pointing to the sky and shrieking, "AUGH! IRON BIRD!" after seeing an airplane for the first time)

Forever looking for someone to talk about the Rangers for Visiting Dugout. Is that you or someone you know? (It would also help to have another Astros and Royals person for later this season, but not as dire.)

Happy birthday! #cardsky Did you know that "Derek Sanderson Jeter" is an anagram for "a rendered jerk so sent"? Food for thought 🤔

Mail's here! #cardsky I just liked the Liranzo and Glavine cards; the signed photos are gonna be a part of this redecoration I'm planning 😀

it’s so gross

It’s a weird thing to say into a microphone that your administration commits a watergate level offense every 12 hours.

There's nothing like pulling an auto of a guy to make you a fan! #cardsky

Mailday! #cardsky The Hideo Nomo gets to join my "right player; wrong team" pc. As for The Password, I pulled his series 2 blue auto, so I figure why not pick up the series 1 while I'm at it?

I can't BEGIN to tell you how badly I'm jonesing for some of this rn 👇

Evergreen.

Mailday, and my weekend plans start to take shape 😀 (even if the shadowboxes arrived damaged (but I can repurpose them AND I got a refund!)) I'd still prefer it if my wife wasn't working Friday and Saturday AND Sunday, but at least I'll keep myself busy!

Americans driving for 45 minutes at like 7 mph in the car they can't afford to get to the job they hate be like

Yes.

Great, now we gotta deal with ghost sharks.

This is so cute! Meanwhile in public interest we teach new lawyers about “courtroom interactions” by sending them to court.

@tigers.com if Dingler and McGonigle wanna hang out while they're in Philadelphia next month, I live like right across the Walt Whitman. I'm mid-redecoration, but I have the Simpsons arcade! And skee-ball! And while we're talking, if you could hook me up with a couple tickets, that'd be swell 😀

Right player, wrong team mailday! #cardsky p.s. friendly reminder that Prism > Prizm ainec

Happy Father's Day! #cardsky

Recap of Mets/Phillies last night 👇

Random late night card: 2026 Topps Series 2 Kyle Schwarber pink foil! #cardsky

Hell yes we're watching this episode right now

If you didn't turn 21 in 2006 when Beerfest came out, then I'm sorry. Idk what else to tell you. It's like the simulation was created exactly for us, and you're just the NPCs who get to be jealous about it 🤷‍♂️

Update: multi-sport memorabilia mega mailday (plus a RAK)! #cardsky Deets in alt text in multiple sk,leets, but let's just say I took the excuse of redecorating my game room to fill some holes in my pc 😀 Now I just gotta wait for the shelves and other fixtures to arrive...

We made it to another #PandemicFriday I gots nothing go be FREE enjoy the day and your life. As always EAT GOOD | DRINK GOOD & REST #TGIF

This fucking sucks a ton, but at least this probably means Keider is going back in the rotation where he belongs. #tigers

You don't fool me, I know Dr. Vink's dangerous soup when I see it.

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

Don't forget, no mail delivery tomorrow!

Fun fact about me: my little league team was the White Sox until 1993 when they changed it to the Rockies. Me and this team go WAY back.

Idk I think the solo is pretty wild (Fast forward to 2:55 if you don't wanna hear the rest of the song, you at least gotta do that)

"We made it about ourselves and now we don't like it, please stop embarrassing us by continuing to talk about it"

Did I fucking stutter?

The hardest part of my practice is end-of-life medical decision making. Today, I consented to a compassionate wean a/k/a terminal extubation a/k/a the withdrawal of life sustaining medical treatment to allow natural death to occur. I hope none of you ever have to make that choice for someone else.

Here's the pride; sit tight for the fall.

The thing they don't tell you about accidentally waking up at 3am and being unable to go back to sleep is that all morning while you're at work, noon seems SO GOD DAMN FAR AWAY

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

On the one hand, I spent way too much money this week, and idk if I'm ever gonna get over this Depression-style guilt I always get over spending money on superfluous things. But on the other hand, once this stuff gets shipped to me, my game room is gonna be, like, SO much cooler than it is now.

Ngl I'm starting to come around on Joker too

Making sure Iran has missiles? Reaganism really is back!

They're doing it irl

Jfc if these fucking losers could stop whining that everything isn't about them for ONE GOD DAMN DAY

Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you.