A friend in baseball once told me: It's amazing how far away spring training feels on Dec. 31 ... And how close it feels on Jan. 1 Just to prove that ... The first spring training game of 2026 is 7 weeks from today! Feel warmer yet?

The long Crusader history of *checks notes* Southern Baptists

people who do shit like this should be publicly shamed idc

the mispronunciation of “louisville” in the ST finale was egregious i’ll give you that 😅

i’ll miss u joe kelly 🫶🏻

the wait time for hagrid's earlier this morning was 230 min omg i'd cry

i yap with my coworkers like THAT’S my job

lifting really skewed my perception of how much people should weigh because i'm flabbergasted that this 6'6 man in the book i'm reading is supposed to be 200 lb... i thought that was crazy... then i looked it up and apparently that's average?! and 200 lb is high for a 6' man? WHAT?

i love shane and ilya they mean so much to me!!

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

i ordered a gym clothes set from a lady on facebook in mid-november and she mistakenly dropped it at USPS instead of UPS, then it went MIA for over a month, and then it finally showed up on my doorstep on christmas eve. a christmas miracle!!! lmao a gift to myself!

YESSS

my dad casually pointed out my biceps looking big when i was walking by him tonight

the gym is so empty MERRY CHRIMUS to me 🎉🎉

personally i love how, in heated rivalry, they failed to hide the actual weight listed on the plates shane was benching and you can clearly see he's only benching 95 lb

my coworker and i are about to throw hands 🤣

just thinking about how popular tennis got after challengers and now heated rivalry is making people want to go to the boy aquarium pro sports, the answer is homoerotic fiction, get on it

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

how it feels trying to do any sort of complicated out-of-state title and reg paperwork for customers when i only (fully) understand illinois and missouri title paperwork

Willson gave way more to the organization than he got in return both on the field and off so here’s hoping Boston works out well for him.

the vice president is a klansman

i fear i might have chosen wrong AGAIN

welp the contreras era was… quite a time

heated rivalry is taking up all the free space in my brain 🧍🏼‍♀️

OMG I LOVE

i miss marp!!!

The Incredible Hulk at sunset.

Become ungovernable

NOOOO the asset protection guy at the store goes to my gym and i didn’t even realize til he said something when i was leaving the store tonight!!! that man watched me drop a 12-pack of soda on my way out last month that EXPLODED!!! 😭 i have to find a new store and gym lmao

my male coworkers talking to each other about the gym in my presence but not including me is a micro-aggression idc what anyone says 🤣

one of my most irrational pet peeves is when people review products they don't use for the intended purpose. like when i'm shopping cross-training shoes for the gym and someone's review says "yeah these are great everyday casual shoes" ok but how good are they for lifting weights!!!

help quick joe burrow or drake maye

so fun!!!

cute!!!

seated and ready 🤣

stranger things s1 is SO GOOD but it crushes me. jonathan especially 😭

the cheap ass “butt scrunch” on these cheap ass leggings is so tight and i fear this is about to be me on today’s leg day

ugh i love fourth wing and the empyrean series in general

sitting in a little office every day with a person who frequently questions and criticizes every lifestyle choice i make, plus every single one of my behaviors in general, is psychologically taxing!!!

i hate everything about this man and looking at him doing this bullshit pisses me off. 🙃

dutch bros opened five miles from my house omg…. and it’s on my way to work omg……. life is GOOD

call me a snob but i would absolutely NOT!!! step foot into an airport gym

ALANI SHERBET SWIRL PERMANENT I CHEERED!!

this stuff is wilddd. i think i would still prefer liquid chalk but this is good for commercial gyms!! gonna take it for a spin this week to confirm how well it actually works

yesterday a guy at the gym started talking to me about universal and roller coasters bc of a sticker on my water bottle, & he said "maybe could i get your number so we can ride a roller coaster together" it did not work for multiple reasons, namely that i am not single, but i admire the effort 🤣

feeling emotional today over how much i miss velocicoaster and wish i was in orlando LMAO

lmao doing all the things his lungs and kidneys already do but worse AND dangerous

this coworker also talks about throwing $20 bills into gas station slot machines while they’re bored and waiting in line to check out so plz what can you tell me about my $40/mo gym membership!! lmao