Yikes

I don't seem to have a setting between lounging/doing nothing and doing too much work

"Messy, messy, messy!"

New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/

I don't have a Spotify wrapped, but my Tidal rewind has zero surprises

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

the hater's council just vetoed this actually. "a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder. "hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

Mel Robbins is the anti-Christ.

Somehow dinner beat out Trixie for my most posted word. Might try adding an ootd for her to fix that anisota.net/harvest

FYI as you head into the holiday season: Shopify is a Canadian company, but its CEO Tobi Lütke is Maple MAGA in both words & monetary support (under the guise of “free speech” & “open commerce”).

I know many people here are really passionate about Long Covid. This org is recommended by the Director of the Office of Long Covid at at NIH (who was laid off), and they are doing a big fundraising and advocacy push right now #LongCovid #GivingTuesday www.longhauler-advocacy.org/support-our-...

Am I hungry or am I sad?

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

I was always labeled an introvert so I never considered I might not be one until I was in my 40s

If you get a chance? Check out a free choir holiday concert at the Utah State Capitol this month. It's one of the best uses of the rotunda's acoustics. Here's the schedule, via the Capitol Preservation Board... #utpol #Utah

I didn't want to go back to work tomorrow and Trixie and I will both miss our house guests

some captchas are particularly humiliating is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus

I'm planning on renting my basement to a roommate and this weekend multiple family members decided to help by suggesting how to get as much money as possible, which, do these people even know me? I'm not going to charge extra for Wi-Fi! I'm not going to charge pet rent!

I've had family time since Wednesday and I've only cried once, just a little bit, today

I made five pies and hosted Thanksgiving (didn't cook everything) and this is the state of my kitchen. I'm pretty proud of myself for just dealing with it right away

Breakfast

Happy "as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" Day to all who celebrate it

Struggling with my current audiobook bc they keep pronouncing Bozeman as Bahsman

My entire living room is dog beds and she's decided to sleep in none of them

This isn't a real name, this is a drag name

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

ME: now I don't use this item very often, but when I need to use it it's very important that it's easy to find. why dont I put it in a special location, just for it. oh, I know. I'll put it in [FOOTAGE MISSING]

Found out tonight I'm hosting thanksgiving and I'm thrilled bc now I won't get roped into cleaning my mom's house on Thursday afternoon

Leaving for my five day weekend with only five emails in my inbox feels pretty great

Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/

I'm genuinely concerned people haven't had good pies

Excited to make a load of pies for my pie loving family this week

Listen, there's SOMETHING inside that glove & hamburger meat is the *best* case scenario

you don’t hate pie, you hate the pie enjoyer’s zest for life

literally if the brain scans say the brain is in the same “phase” from age nine to age thirty two that is only proof that the scan information about these “phases” is absolutely useless for guiding social or legal policy

Someone is ready for bed, laundry be damned

This is very like the time my dad was disappointed his great aunt Marie died before he could get her lasagna recipe but then someone served it at the family lunch after the funeral. It tasted just like hers! So he asked for the recipe and was shown a Stouffer's box

It's so ugly

INBOX: @sltrib.com's newsroom employee union announces its first contract. #utpol #Utah

47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.

While I want Musk to understand how utterly pathetic he is, at the same time I don't want him to go out and destroy more lives out of hurt and spite. (By the way, I think he knows. I think it's what motivates him.)

Not me waiting for ages for the laundry song only to discover I never hit start 🤦🏼‍♀️

All of this advance hype for The Devil Wears Prada 2 is getting to be a bit much

My pottery isn't rustic, and my plants are fake, but accurate

I heard there was a Cohen song, And all the Christians got it wrong, But you don’t really get the meaning do ya? ‘Cause you see its about getting laid, It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith, But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

Went back to look and I've listened to 12 audiobooks doing this work, which seems like a lot and also fewer than I'd expected?

I decided pastry wasn't the right career for me and then fell into a legal assistant position and now I train people to be legal support staff and fill in when support staff are out

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