My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Are we bringing back Indulgences to save our AI relatives

These emails really do highlight why rich folk are so impressed by ChatGPT.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

I know the world is shit and all but my friend is gonna be a dad and I couldn’t be happier for him. Every now and then finding joy can be easy.

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

Having an LA Fitness basketball court to myself on a Sunday feels weird.

I will also add: I can do this for evictions in Illinois too, if SNAP benefits being cut off or the government shutdown means you can't make rent.

Absolutely the fuck not. Anyone who approves a bailout for this fraud of a company should never been given any responsibility ever again.

Sandwich still in wrapper? Throw the charges in the crapper.

Getting laid off sucks so much.

Abolish and Jail ICE.

Land doesn't vote. People do.

there are more people currently in us prisons than were ever held in soviet gulags

serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them

This optimism is contagious and needs to be shared.

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Damn, poor Newsom missed out on his next podcast guest, Cheney.

I could smell the onions and the mustard.

As a professional underwater hockey player I have to run a lot of wiring through the ceiling to power my Furby army. It’s a simple life.

Obviously no notes

I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote: "To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace." No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.

Did Morgan Freeman teach us nothing in The Dark Knight

In case there was any question: yes, the federal government is openly trying to starve people.

For Halloween, I’m dressing as the bill to release the Epstein files, that way I’ll never have to leave the house.

Blaming economic collapse on a "sweet treat" is crazy

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

Staying up until midnight when I work at 6am like I’m still in my 20s. Irresponsibility never felt so dangerous.

No Man’s Sky has been one of my all-time favorites. Very excited for Light No Fire. Extremely well-deserved nominations! Vote now!

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

they are trying to kill every trans kid in America when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink unconscionable evil

Is it still cool to have a keep calm and carry on tattoo?

Just get Dropout instead

last seen filling out an online application to be an ice agent

Link’s perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.

[high school] me: trigonometry is stupid i’ll never need it in real life [now] cute girl: so what’s your sign me: oh no

ken sent me this please enjoy

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

Let’s bring guilds back with a fiery passion.

Walz: "They are paying contractors to pay down the East Wing but they're not putting money into the food bank. So if there's a sense of frustration in America, it's very real ... when the White House press secretary said their top priority is the ballroom, we could not disagree more."

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

These people are the most aggravatingly pathetic winners of all time.

I miss when Chipotle was Chipotle.

While the reality of our present moment is very dark and getting darker. Amazing signs of light exist within the storm and this letter is a ray of that light and a vision for what can be going forward a new vision and one removed from the past. We must start imagining a future free from the present.

They should hold Nuremberg-style trials in the Epstein ballroom once this is all over.

Give shoes off lady a Blackhawk and permission to go hog wild on nazi fans.

i'm just a simple oyster farmer who only supplies my mom's restaurant and my grandpa invented a $5,000 chair and i went to GW and i worked for blackwater and i accidentally got a nazi tattoo even tho i luv history and i said some racist stuff on reddit and i'm offering my staff $15k NDAs and and and