Saw Dethklok last night at The Junkyard! Absolutely amazing performance. Started storming during their final songs too, which was just the perfect way to end it!

12 years later and this Onion headline still hits.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

dishes

We handcuffed ourselves together one night at LVFC, but I forgot why. #FursuitFriday

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LVFC might be my new favorite con. Here's me and my con bf; he's such a sweet guy. ❤️

Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...

Had an awesome time at @mojavekoyote.bsky.social bday the other night. All 80s themed; dyed my hair, got an outfit, hit up an 80s toy store and then Delorian themed bar and puttputt. Make sure to wish that sweet hearted doggo a happy bday!

OPEN ych! DM me here or tele/disco with the following deets to claim :> Thank you!

Thank you Karl, I needed the confidence #furry #furryart #art #KarlMarx

Moving! Flat and shaded comms open :>

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Behold, a relic from a better time. (Located at DIA, Terminal A)

I fucked up shaving my beard into a moustache. I should've just gone to a barber, but I didn't want to pay $30. I'm just trying to hide until I can get home to fix it. I think it's salvageable.

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

It's finally happening, America has begun bombing the Venezuelan capital of Caracas And polls show that Americans overwhelmingly oppose this conflict before it even begins Read the latest polling for free here: usapolling.substack.com/p/america-ma...

When's he gonna get a heart attack Or get his face bashed in with a metal bat I'm fine with either.

from @theonion.com print edition

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

Yeah I like hooves

Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever. @theonion.com

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Feeling nostalgic for the 2000s this weekend. Gonna listen to some Green Day, put on Shrek 2, and watch America start another war for oil corporations. Excited!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Waterfox is a pretty good fork with the AI bullshit turned off

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

Hell yeah, congrats CO. Didn't expect that. The tax was on households making $300k+, and it was only $485, but I'm always pessimistic that any tax increase would pass.

Voting Stickers go hard this year

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Me and @mojavekoyote.bsky.social are coming to you straight from the year 1989! (📷: @beardoge.wolfbear.club )

It's just a Halloween costume, I swear... Art by @momobeda.art

Saw Agatha at Oogie Boogie Bash. She had me bark for her. 3 times! ❤️ Then she called me a good boy. 💜 Then I went back and she made me play dead on the ground. 💙 Then I got extra candy for being such a good boy. 💜 I wanna be with her again. ❤️

Broke up with my bf yesterday. It was a mutual decision; we're still on good terms. We just decided we weren't what each other was looking for. I didn't think I'd be this broken up about it. First time I cried in years. I still know it was the right decision, but it still hurts. A lot.

Holy shit this is what Democrats should be about.

Now that it's officially spooky season, have this art of possible serial killer Dante. Done as a collab between @momobeda.art and @pandashk.com! (I seriously love how well it turned out so much that I got a canvas print of it and it's been on my dining room wall all year.)

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Are you or anyone you know looking for a high-level leadership position in natural resources? Our director is leaving, and they’ve posted the position widely. It’s a very niche position, and not a lot of furries work in natural resources, but I thought I’d share anyway. :3

Here are some finished examples for @rrruff.cofurries.social and @mojavekoyote.bsky.social. Warning 🍆 alert

Going to have some downtime this week, so giving a YCH thingy a try. I'll start with canine only characters, if there's enough interest I could do some feline characters. 🔵 $30 as is with this line art 🔵 Add micro characters if wanted for $10 each 🔵 NSFW edition $10 extra DM to claim

I really need you guys to internalize this. Government and corporations ripped Kimmel off the air for lightly badmouthing their behavior. Coordinated pushback by us is what forced them to cave in and put Kimmel back on air. Again. The fascists caved in *due to coordinated pushback.*

Caked up in the 80s

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

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