ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/

Behold, a relic from a better time. (Located at DIA, Terminal A)

I fucked up shaving my beard into a moustache. I should've just gone to a barber, but I didn't want to pay $30. I'm just trying to hide until I can get home to fix it. I think it's salvageable.

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

It's finally happening, America has begun bombing the Venezuelan capital of Caracas And polls show that Americans overwhelmingly oppose this conflict before it even begins Read the latest polling for free here: usapolling.substack.com/p/america-ma...

When's he gonna get a heart attack Or get his face bashed in with a metal bat I'm fine with either.

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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

Yeah I like hooves

Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever. @theonion.com

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Feeling nostalgic for the 2000s this weekend. Gonna listen to some Green Day, put on Shrek 2, and watch America start another war for oil corporations. Excited!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Waterfox is a pretty good fork with the AI bullshit turned off

Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter https://theonion.com/cackling-referee-declares-penalty-for-pass-interference-shall-be-10000-years-of-winter/

Hell yeah, congrats CO. Didn't expect that. The tax was on households making $300k+, and it was only $485, but I'm always pessimistic that any tax increase would pass.

Voting Stickers go hard this year

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

Me and @mojavekoyote.bsky.social are coming to you straight from the year 1989! (📷: @beardoge.wolfbear.club )

It's just a Halloween costume, I swear... Art by @momobeda.art

Saw Agatha at Oogie Boogie Bash. She had me bark for her. 3 times! ❤️ Then she called me a good boy. 💜 Then I went back and she made me play dead on the ground. 💙 Then I got extra candy for being such a good boy. 💜 I wanna be with her again. ❤️

Broke up with my bf yesterday. It was a mutual decision; we're still on good terms. We just decided we weren't what each other was looking for. I didn't think I'd be this broken up about it. First time I cried in years. I still know it was the right decision, but it still hurts. A lot.

Holy shit this is what Democrats should be about.

Now that it's officially spooky season, have this art of possible serial killer Dante. Done as a collab between @momobeda.art and @pandashk.com! (I seriously love how well it turned out so much that I got a canvas print of it and it's been on my dining room wall all year.)

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Are you or anyone you know looking for a high-level leadership position in natural resources? Our director is leaving, and they’ve posted the position widely. It’s a very niche position, and not a lot of furries work in natural resources, but I thought I’d share anyway. :3

Here are some finished examples for @rrruff.cofurries.social and @mojavekoyote.bsky.social. Warning 🍆 alert

Going to have some downtime this week, so giving a YCH thingy a try. I'll start with canine only characters, if there's enough interest I could do some feline characters. 🔵 $30 as is with this line art 🔵 Add micro characters if wanted for $10 each 🔵 NSFW edition $10 extra DM to claim

I really need you guys to internalize this. Government and corporations ripped Kimmel off the air for lightly badmouthing their behavior. Coordinated pushback by us is what forced them to cave in and put Kimmel back on air. Again. The fascists caved in *due to coordinated pushback.*

Caked up in the 80s

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...

Finally some good news today. Not the Evergreen shooting. Tragic that happened.

Great post, puts things into perspective right now.

Another set of photos from Denfur! Again if you recognize anyone please tag em!

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

Average furry convention.

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

Momobeda likes to dabble in a lot of various projects from illustration, to animation and 3D. They're probably being a cat shaped void somewhere creating something or other. Find them at momobeda.carrd.co

Slightly diminish a band Bruising Pumpkins

Stealth pic of me lol

Phrasing!

Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Think they are gonna get it????

Post your lock screen Art also by @skiaskai.bsky.social