Imagine being Don Trump Jr and you’re the only kid Mr. Trump Sr won’t go to an island for.

You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇

It’s 2026, in Oklahoma has finally made child marriage illegal. Congratulations? Also WTF.

THIS

We are ostensibly a free country and the degree to which we don’t know what is actually going on in a vast network of “camps” on our own soil in the year 2026 is….. something we are probably never going to come close to actually grappling with as a country

That fat orange blob god cant even read

Quoting Ice Cube is bad for his health

"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Another bullshit assassination attempt?

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

There seems to be a dispute on this.

“Most artists are concerned about how long they’ll be around. I’m concerned about how long my music will be around.” - Prince On this day 2016, Prince passed at 57. It's been a decade since the end of The Purple Reign. Stunning musician, Rock, R&B, Pop & Funk legend, beyond brilliant guitarist.

NASA astronaut Sunita Williams completed the #BostonMarathon in 2007 in 4:23:46 from the International Space Station while orbiting the Earth at ~17,500 mph. First person to run a marathon in space. She qualified for Boston on Earth with a time of 3:29:57 in the Houston Marathon. #WomenInSTEM

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

Remember when Trump threatened to wipe out a whole civilization? And then backed out of that and talked about forming a deal with Iran? And then dropped that and went to a UFC fight as negotiations fell apart? And then unveiled a triumphal arch and a photo of himself as Jesus? That was this week.

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

The Secretary of State attending a UFC fight while wartime diplomatic negotiations fail would generate an explosive, front-page, above-the-fold headline for any previous administration

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

If you fancy yourself a Catholic intellectual & wear your conversion on your sleeve like JD Vance does, you absolutely know who Cardinal Christophe Pierre is. Unless you’re not really much of a Catholic and are just claiming it for political benefit. Which has long been widely assumed of Vance.

Honestly cannot think of a time I knew less what was going to happen at court than I feel ahead of oral arguments on birthright citizenship tomorrow. The fact that this is getting a full hearing instead of a 9-0, per curiam, benchslap is already beyond disturbing.

People who assert science fiction should not be political have never read any… much less watched any actual science fiction

He just wanted to wash his hands and turn off the faucet, but things went out of control.

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Curious development.

And, now, we KNOW that it needs to be investigated ASAP.

Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Walz: The president said it's a bunch of radicals. You're damn right we've been radicalized. Radicalized by compassion, radicalized by decency, radicalized by due process, radicalized by democracy.

Over 100,000 people here at the #NoKings rally in St. Paul Minnesota. This amazing crowd continues to grow. Our country belongs to all of us, not one person. Trump is forgetting this. He acts like he owns America. He does not. On this day from Alaska to Maine we remind him!

Walz: I have a message to our immigrant community here in Minnesota. You are seen, heard, valued, and loved. You add value to our state. You are part of the fabric of what is good about Minnesota. That is a hell of a lot more than I'll say about anybody in the White House.

Holy New York.

I think staffing airport screening stations with incompetent, anti-social vigilantes who murder strangers isn’t ideal.

Young fresh faces unprepared for the global movie/franchise success to come.

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Removing the olive branch from the new 250th anniversary dime is something that most people won’t notice, but speaks volumes. The currency of a nation reflects its values and history. The idea of peace, however tenuous it may be, is a noble one. Our money now reflects the blood we so readily seek.

This is everything

Stares in Star Trek IV

Hoping that Paramount gets their shit sorted and they renew Kurtzman's contract, and we get Year One + two more seasons of Academy + the Tawny Newsome workplace comedy + United...and maybe Legacy.

Thou shalt arrest the damn president.

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for. Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_2...

I dunno guys. I kinda feel like the administration overplayed their hand starting a war to distract from ICE to distract from the economy to distract from the Epstein Files...

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Eisenhower

When you’ve lost Erik Prince.