So true for all my UK friends

#cfc observations: It's over. Go away fellow suffering supporters , spend time with loved ones. Turn off the stress. Relax. Soak up some rays. Ignore #Chelsea ITKN crap. Remember the silly season starts now. Erase this arse gravy omnishambolic season from memory......

Prezzy obviously... fucking poxy autocorrect

Grandson is 3 tomorrow..... here's his pretty... Lucky boy

One before I go back to the mobile. It's 10% abv ....very much an aperitif beer!

Came out dressed like an english tourist because of some cloud forgetting Mediterranean sun arrives when lt wants. Beer then and try to look Brit cool a la Bowie 😂

Sitting here in Vias village square having eaten my Sea Bass Sunday lunch with champ, a bottle of local rose wine and now a limoncello aperitif. I feel like Hemingway might have felt in Paris

#cfc observation 1: Dismal. Disgraceful. Pathetic. Gutless. Incompetent. Lazy. Clueless. Rudderless. Omnishambles. Stupid. Embarrassing. There's my generic player, staff and hierarchy ratings for today. #cfc

Off to Stamford Bridge for pretty much dead rubber game for us but huge for Forest. Our home form is dismal, the fans are bored and detached, players thinking about the world Cup. I'd rather be pretty much doing anything else #cfc

KIMMEL: “You know how sometimes you wake up and the First Lady demands you be fired? We’ve all been there, right? — I agree hateful, violent rhetoric is something we should reject… a great place to start to dial that back would be to talk to your husband.”

There is no special relationship. There hasn't been one for a very long time, if ever. Instead, there's a parasocial relationship, in which the UK government imagines it's involved in ways the other partner doesn't recognise. States have interests, not preferences. They don't love. They calculate.

"Thrice upon a time... " 📖

Captain: the odds of that attempt being legit are 1,543,207.93 to 1.

Leavitt's foreshadowing Trump nonchalance Scavino trying to whip up a jingoistic chant SS incompetence that this dude got as close as he did The sales presentation afterward touting the vanity bunker The dismissive nature of the AG The smirks and smile of those standing next to Trump at the presser

Two trick pony: start a war or pretend to be shot.

Another bullshit assassination attempt?

Ladies and gentlemen...meet Simba..my robot lawnmower. Why Simba? Because he is....The Lawn King 👏🫡

#cfc observations 1: I didn't go. I didn't watch it. I'm not going to watch it. I got socially relaxed with my wife for her birthday mean in Chichester. Came home and watched Bowie at Glastonbury DVD. I chose wisely

I bought a water flosser. An oral irrigator as it's also known. I now know what it feels like to be waterboarded!

#cfc observations 1 : And only one. A shocker. OK 1st half. Awful 2nd half. Not one of our player's would get into that City side. I can't even give a MotM award to any of our players. Palmer dismal. Neto pub level. Pedro lost. Steve....ignored. At best we'd get 4/10 as.....

#cfc observations : Prologue. Off to the Bridge soon. I cannot describe how fucking unenthusiastic I am about this. No doubt will meet the usual greats Pre-match but it's getting A bit of a expensive reason to meet friends. But...it's 11 vs 11 so maybe...just maybe #chemci

#gj observations 2: Different this time. Hear me out. I love #cfc. They're my club. since 19-fucking-70. But I'm rapidly falling out of love with football. With going to it. With watching it. I enjoy watching games as a neutral but less so with skin in the game.....

#gj observations 1: periodic. Sporadic. #Bowie. I thought Bowie lost me after Scary Monsters LP (ask your parents what an LP is!). But it turns out I LOST #Bowie. Maybe it was PF and LZ, maybe work meant no longer siting down and listening to music. CDs were new....

Wordle 1,754 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #1031 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 An even longer while.....

Wordle 1,753 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It's been a while

Me next to my old 34" waist jeans which looked like I'd robbed a skip or a tramp to get them. Now nicely fitted into 32" waist jeans. 23kg down since November 2024.

I remember watching the Apollo missions when I was a young boy. Watching Artemis II yesterday was equally thrilling at 64. Inside I became 9 again. Bon Voyage. It's about bloody time 😂

Today is a day full of stuff to do when I feel like doing nothing.

JFC. I've turned the #cfc game off. Time for a read I think..

Hakuna Matata! Both lawns are mowed and trimmed. Medium cut! I am the fucking Lawn King 😂😂😂

Back to walking football tonight. No stones passed lol. But of course turned the weak ankle again.....it'll be fine and the save I made when it happened made it worthwhile. Bonetti would have applauded it 😂

Good morning world. Still no sign of stones having rolled. Even playing football like the worst player you've seen didn't budge them...or a gym session. I reckon they're floating around in the bladder looking at the tube and thinking 'fuck that' 😂

So #cfc vs #mufc changed to an 8pm kick off on a Saturday night. What absolute cnuts. They can shove it....a fucking shit time for football at a weekend. Do they not think fans have lives? Get in the fucking bin....

Fuck me, Badenoch in even more fuckwit mode, completely failing to read the room, as in the country at #pmqs - I'd go as far to say she is acting treacherously. Absolute cuntery on her part.

LR post match Sky interview. Very good. Better than anything from Maresca. Critical without publicly singling any one out. A quiet seething underpinning his words. #cfc

Sorry #cfc folks......mind not much on football this week after my 'stones' episode last week. However , I hope I'm wrong....head vs heart but it's a 2-0 or 3-1 to the horrible gooners for me today. Just can't see the win coming

Small Prophets. Very much like The Detectorosts. Just heart warming beautiful TV. And about time Pearce Quigley had that leading role. Mackenzie Crook is a very talented person.

So ...Greens win and Reform immediately use the Trump playbook of cheating, sectarianism and rigging. Quelle fucking surprise!

Kidney stones hurt. A lot. That's twice now.....10 years apart. As the consultant said...maybe I have an unlucky kidney!

A last repost before the weekend for all #cfc family....

They are the Masters of the Universe!

First flat whites. One for H and one for me. Delicious. Starbucks beating. I am now officially a coffee wanker.

Bean to cup coffee is almost set up. With the breadmaker...it's becoming Tony's Bakery And Coffee House 😂😂