We are so fuckin cooked

Yeah, defeating their business interests is cool and all but we SHOULD be hunting these ghouls for sport www.thebanner.com/community/ho...

the obama admin expanded ICE, the biden admin expanded ICE. not sure just voting blue is helping

one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper

Goebbels was more subtle than Bari Weiss

It's Six Feet Under, and it's not close

At this point it should take zero effort for the public to rebrand twitter as a nazi csam website. Anyone still using it should be made to feel a deep, deep shame.

They're calling it "the world's smallest penis"

The administration's official policy is "fuck them kids," literally and figuratively

when u forgot to manufacture consent 😂 (also when ur quite sure there won't be legitimate elections anymore 🤔)

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

No one has ever been less prepared or competent to handle the current political moment than every single Democrat with any sort of power

In reality this goes back to the 2000 election. Pretending that was legitimate in any way was the death knell for whatever "democracy" we had, this is just the long tail of that

Let's goooo (Varda already at #1 for 2026 with two 👍)

Oops! Bug actually feature

Cool that CNBC is also pretending that this is just some kind of glitch and not 98% of the reason these skeezy little fucks love AI

We're 12 years away from dorks like this posting, "not a fan of Trump but he was a step up from President Big Balls"

Gonna be wild when Dems nominate a candidate who promises to "move on" from these atrocities and do nothing at all to hold anyone to account. We can call it The Obama Doctrine.

2025 recapped

Hmm so weird, no mention of "Jewish space lasers" at all. Must have forgotten, oops!

load-bearing buccal fat

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

Seems to be going great for old Donny!

Only one way I can think of for her to regain my trust

Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.

It's always "well you should run for office yourself if you think they're doing a bad job" until a Democrat might have to actually defend their record

"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness

Wait, I don't understand -- when the conversation is over, they just let them leave?

Catching up on some of the year's new music and between Geese and Florry is there some reason every singer now has to sound like whales fucking?

How much money do you think I could grift outa right wing psychos if I redid the baby shark song but changed the lyrics to “Charlie Kirk”

She should also be at The Hague Ex post facto ass covering isn't exculpatory!

Let's fucking gooooo

two 9 year olds discussing whether spiderman could beat a frankenstein

Remember, kids! Your faves absolutely suck shit too

Cool! Make Nazis scared again!

X-Files reboot ass planet

To ever recover as a country, we're going to need official tribunals that put every person who contributed to this kind of thing before an execution squad. Every single one, they all lose their lives

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Tottenham Hotturds www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...

Absolutely savage theonion.com/terry-gross-...

Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial." "Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."

We Eephus heads are eatin good so far this award season

From Reservation Dogs to now It: Welcome to Derry, a welcome side benefit of increased Native representation on TV is a spike in the usage of the word "shitass", and I love it every time I hear it

pals you gotta quit spotify

Quentin Tarantino is great when you're 16 and/or dumb as a fucking brick. For everyone else, he's an overrated hack with not one original idea and also, oh yeah, he's a Zionist scumbag. Considering how close he was to Harvey Weinstein, probably also a rapist. Get yourself buried, Quentin.