OFFER POOCH ANOTHER 4 YEARS

TAKE MY LEGS SHARKS

ARCHIPELAGO OR DIE

Portland away trip is just around the corner! Match ticket sales close 7/17, but if you want to be on the bus (which you do) the deadline for tickets is 7/8! weareecs.com/product/away... weareecs.com/product/away...

My dad loves Marc Cucarella, “it’s like watching you play — I can see you because of the hair.”

Who’s the Austrian guy with the strap on beard?

Marlins up 2-1 on Rockies.

Fuck it. Score 5 more.

Something to note, since yesterday Adidas have been severely marking down team gear from newly eliminated nations… so Japan, Germany, and Sweden got the 50% drop in price. Keep Belgium in your wishlist today in case Senegal does the thing. Proughts and Thayers to all of our bank accounts.

this should be illegal, easy layup for any new party taking a branch of government in the midterms imo

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Have it, Congo.

"Take Me Home" blasting through the speakers while the cameras show the top of Thomas Tuchel's head. Fitting. Just go bald man.

NHL Network discussing the Panthers and Lightning playing preseason games. “They’re letting them play???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Quetzalcōātl dijo ✨️ AQUÍ NO 😌✨️

now *this* is why you have a former player in one of those chairs

#HaitiansAreHome #HaitianPride #NoToRacism #RacismMustGo #ImmigrantsAreAmerica #AmericaBelongsToAll #StopWhiteSupremacy #FirstBlackRepublic #HaitiMadeHistory #BlackImmigrantLives #NoHumanBeingIsIllegal #PatriotismNotPrejudice #MegynKellyMustGo

Germany/Netherlands: Playing for PKs Mom: We have PKs at home. The PKs: ⚽️ /---------\ ⚽️ ! !

Hit the Dougie. Hypnotize them with the stanky leg. They don’t even see the ball roll in the goal.

FOOTBALL WINS PACKING IT IN LOSES I LOVE ORANJE BUT THAT WAS NOT WHO THEY ARE AND KOEMANN DESERVES TO WALK HOME WELL DONE MOROCCO

Shut up Stu Holden have with your can’t generate power crap have you ever met Romàn Torres?!

THIS SHOOTOUT IS A FREAK WHO LIKES THE FREAKY STUFF

Dutch management deserves every bit of smoke they’re getting. Win or lose.

Bro, why did you draw on your tv?

and then it's decided by Goalie Wars

I have too many different international friend group chats going on and I’m about to introduce everyone one to each other in like a 30 person chat.

Just like in feudal times, property owners are the bane of humanity...all the while crying because Serfs can't afford their rents.

Two Seattle Legends 💚 Román Torres and Ozzie Alonso reunited at Panama's group stage match against England! 📸/IG: ozziealonso

@ben01.bsky.social bacon egg and cheese on a beef patty at Juici Patties is so legit

Angle more narrow than Hank Hill's urethra.

There is more truth in this cartoon than most of you know. The Supreme Court ruling is not only cruel and amoral, it is going to create chaos. To my dear Haitian friends in medicine, we are so sorry and will stand with you.

This is a Cabo Verde stan account tonight.

The week I’ve had 🤣🤣🤣 Sometimes I feel like I live in one of those late 90s early 2000s college comedies except I’m in my 40s.

Graphic design is my passion.

@melithebookworm.bsky.social Lo siento, mi amor.

SÍ SE PUEDE CHUCHA!!!!!

Love doing this. Don't know how much it matters or not, but the off chance that it might help our fellow workers out always makes it worth it.

Imagine getting cranked up over a dude enjoying a lollipop while he's playing a kids game

This was three damn days ago. I’ve aged 37 years since then.

I haven’t stopped since Cabo Verde match. Rode strong with Tartan Army at Marlins. Still somehow did a show last night.

Live video of Ceej:

My body is done. Someone carry me.

I just fell asleep so hard I bit my tongue and my mouth is full of blood. I need drinks.

Seattle was really flexing today. 📸: @maxaquinophoto.bsky.social

If I need to suggest a role model for kids, for anyone really - Cristian Roldan is high up on that list. You ARE a winner, Cristian. You are a Seattle F----- Sounder.

Fuck yeah this guy get it. 🤘

Not reposting The Atlantic because they can go to hell but I’m firmly against shorts in the workplace. We’re in the age of big and loose pants. Have some dignity.

Not putting in Roldan when both the game and the crowd could use him when you're up 2-0 in Seattle is dumb.

Honestly....Poch fucked up. Wanna ice this match? Bring on Roldan and the Stadium turns it up to 12.