Can’t enjoy a win for once this year without a player sacrifice, for the sake of fuck.

If that ain’t the most unflattering, Glass-Joe-mid-knockout-animation photo of the guy I’ve ever seen…

I’d love to experience the dopamine hits from my own playthrough of Pokopia, but goddammit did I discover some amazing social-political books available at my local bookstore. 😰

Yeah. AI is great at a few specific things and okay at others and anything after that is garbage. And even the things it is good at needs someone with domain expertise to review it.

TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.

Por la mañana, caféeeeeeeee—

This

My online shop is having a sale with triblend t-shirts as low as $22. Support Auntie Pho you know you want to (or should be) likkitp.threadless.com/designs/aunt...

Tax evasive motherfucker. Rot.

Huge respect to USL players seeking a CBA that provides for protections (like health insurance) that should have been in place decades ago. Not sure the in-stadium DJ in Lexington got the message.

Consult your physician if side-effects last longer than four hours.

The absolute joy radiating from every post about the ferry boat option has been a blessing on my timeline. Thankyouiloveyouallsomuch.

TRUUUUUE

Sounders need to get in on this literal boat!

The region needs more boats. The Mariners are spearheading the campaign.

Nert, nert, muthafuckaz. ⛴️

Ashley Padilla’s Ms. Perry’s desk bit from SNL’s “Passing Notes” skit is exactly how being vulnerable might feel from time to time. youtube.com/clip/UgkxDG8...

Mosquito fleet act advances in Senate 45-3, but is hobbled by Sen Liias’ poison pill ‘striking amendment’, which strips out lots of good stuff. Kitsap State House Rep Greg Nance rips Liias in this Facebook post, which has since been deleted.

Im a firm believer that speed limits should be enforced by speed cameras except for Point Defiance Park, where they should be enforced by drones equipped with tactical nuclear warheads

Montreal making quite the deposit.

This is so Spursy.

Join ECS and Protect Our Pitch, our neighbors in the Chinatown International District, on Sunday 3/15 at 3pm to learn about the negative impacts that the FIFA World Cup will have on our city, and to discuss with each other what we can do about it.

Petition to ban doorbells in commercials. My poor cats run and hide with every delivery app commercial

Shoutout to the OCSC fans for supporting the USL players 👏 The broadcast may be cutting the player protest from the feed but the fans continue to spread the message #StandUpForStandards

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He’s a fuckin’ bargain-bin Bretos.

It's ok to be emo #pixelart

ON BLAST! 🕺🪩

Hold all my calls

You are a Cleveland Brown

Check Lamar’s follows in Insta. #ewfivethreeewfivethree GTFOH.

Ryan Sailor can walk East, into the Atlantic.

Where the fuck is Dwayne “The Rock / America’s Centrist Mr. Popular” Johnson in all of this? At some point, he’s bound to come out of his, “I’m politically indifferent while I film a re-reshoot of Moana’s live-action remake.” stint.

** waits to see if Simpsons did it first **

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

Lege. youtu.be/C6SgdKRw24o?...

This was probably the same face I made a few years ago in Seattle when I gave a visiting Marta a thumbs-up from 10 or so rows away while she readied a corner-kick from the flag, looked up, and smiled at me.

I descaled our espresso machine while having lunch just so my mind and thoughts could be numb from the world for a moment while I focused on something tactile and technical. If it’s going to be poopy for a while, we might as well have tidier coffee. 🤙☕️

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac

The two things in life that would leave me at my truly happiest: 1. That my family and friends are safe and healthy. 2. That the people in power who threaten and actively dismantle my family’s and friends’ well-being face a divine force: spontaneously combust in a slow, painful, smoldering demise.

🙋 Pokémon question from a Gen-One player with reawakened interest: Would getting FireRed/LeafGreen be a good get for Switch2, or should I hold out for later-gen re-releases like HGSS or BW2?

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

TOO LATE, DUMMIES! BLEEP, BLORP!

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Oh no. I made the mistake of login into Nintendo Shop, for the first time in months, in anticipation of buying “Scott Pilgrim EX” … … but finding out Pokémon’s FireRed and LeafGreen are out and Pokopia is also releasing this week. 😰 Anyway, here is a picture of our cat-planets aligning:

Get a load of these sun bums.