I did my best

messi finally has the record, for now

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

CAPE VERDE, YA’ BEAUTYYYY!!!

CAPE VERDE, YA’ BEAUTY!!!

trying to get people to zipper merge

Ecuador’s coach lookin’ like an off-brand bargain-bin Fabio.

Ivorians doing their best Sounders. This honestly is the outcome the match was going toward. Too much focused lost by Les Éléphants.

When you score, Ivorians will sing, “Les Éléphants, allez!” “Les Éléphants, allez allez!” Every time you’re on the ball we know there’s gonna’ be a goal. Les superstars de Côte d'Ivoire. 🇨🇮💫🪩🐘⚽️

Y'all. The Dutch are going all the way. It's their tournament to lose.

The look on the faces of Swedish players at 4-0 take me back to how I’d react in my 20’s when my newly put together IKEA furniture started coming apart after seven or so days.

Capitalism rarely, if ever, concedes new ground after making new incursions into social and cultural spheres that generate more profit. We *have* to be consistently vigilant about this and I appreciate all the journalists calling it for what it is: greed and changing the sport for worse

More like Miguel Almiroff, am I right? #WorldCup

ALMIRÓN 🫢 JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Sun, World Cup Convince Socially Repressed City to Come Out as Extrovert: tinyurl.com/mr3d2csn

just pay the taxes bro

Napped.

t appears the paint or whatever the Trump regime used to cover the large "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has worn away, and the numbers are once again visible. June 19, 2026. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz

Morocco, innit?

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Laughing at American Outlaws.

PAY TO PLAY, USA.

Neat of the Fox broadcast to have a table of firmly right-of-center personnel in the parking lot of that LiBeRaL HeLLhOle’s stadium.

partey and hakimi were allowed to enter the u.s. no problem, but senegal is missing thousands of fans and vozinha’s mom missed her son’s star moment because the administration is charging $15,000 bonds for visas based on nothing but pure racism

Can’t wait to see those chuds square-go next week for Egypt v. Iran during Pride weekend.

Needed this.

I can’t claim to be a car accessory expert, but I’m certain this isn’t the way to install an old canopy for your modern pickup truck.

I would have cried if this went in.

is obed vargas the most concacaf player ever? alaska (may as well be Canada), Seattle, Mexico? is obed vargas the king of concacaf that was promised? is obed vargas personally hosting the entire world cup? did Sounders invent this?!

There are too many boats in this town.

QUITar

Welp. It finally happened. Goddamn seagull shit squarely on the top of my head during their flyby while I was reading near the marina. On the one day I got a haircut and wore my Hometeam Gully shirt. 🫠

These fucking hydration breaks, man. Bosnia and Herzegovina was feeling themselves there for a spell.

Yo. Alexi is on the pier? Throw his ass into the sea for the whales. They hungry.

“Frei got his left hand to it. He could do nothing about it.” Wild to think that only five years later Stef would be at that same end of the stadium full stretch w/ the same hand toward the same post to make the most iconic save of his career that crucially helped Sounders’ to their first MLS Cup.

Sorry, I’m just catching up. I didn’t realize the Knicks won the domestic treble this past season. Goddamn, New York. 👏🥵

Almost can’t remember the last time I yelled ”OH, SHIT!” at a screen with genuine concern for someone’s well-being.

I love this. Unmute.

SEE HOW FUCKING EASY THAT WAS

a win we’ve had as a community is that these people have either been shamed into silence or are in jail

At the time of this posting, Messi is one goal away from **tying** the record for most goals scored in World Cup matches by a player: 17 … currently a record held by Marta of Brazil.

So what’s the deal with Alexi Lalas, and why doesn’t anyone want to stand next to him? A primer.

Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done

I feel like I barely made a dent in our lettuce trying to pick for my salad lunch, y’all. 🥗🌱

Massive thanks to the ECS member (they know who they are) who wore their 2026 shirt I designed for a Chrome Ind. product shot. 😏

I just learned from the local news here in San Diego that the Iranian soccer team is playing in L.A. but they’re forced to stay in Tijuana, Mexico because of visa restrictions. Their visas only allow them to be on U.S. soil for less than 48 hours. They have to go back to Tijuana after each game.

There are a LOT of Subaru WRX drivers in Bremerton/Silverdale. As such, each one I’ve passed going the other direction gives a small peace/open hand gesture from their steering wheel hand. A similar courtesy is when you see motorcyclists do a hand out and low to one another. I often thought…