CJ McCollum, shit talker. Never thought I'd see it. I like it. #NBA

Merry Christmas, weeders.

They'll get 'em in Game 2. #RipCity

Raisin Bran is just an elaborate scheme to get us to put grapes in our milk.

I would post a food hot take today, but I don't know if the Bluesky servers could handle it.

The retrospective writeup on this Bluesky outage is going to be epic (if they write one and release it).

#HireMikeSoICanBuyThatBlackJersey #ChchchchchchchchCherryBombs

These Trail Blazers don't know how the meaning of the word quit. Love it. #RipCity

Nervy start. Hopefully the Blazers can calm the game down. #RipCity

I've made my world so small. It's something I'm working on very slowly, but damn is it frustrating.

Please don't spread misinformation just because a random someone says something is so and it fits your narrative.

I hope whoever invented sandwich stacker pickles made a lot of money and leads/led a happy life.

I overserved myself pasta last night. Now I remember why I don't make pasta anymore.

#PDX Area, don't forget to pay your Arts Tax, Supportive Housing, and/or Preschool for All Taxes. They're done very clumsily, so it's easy to miss.

Right now, there are a bunch of American soccer fans looking up how to watch the EFL Championship on TV.

Fans who do the call are tops and fans who do the response are bottoms

The salaries some of these job listings are putting out just because it's a tough job market are absurd. Some of them are literally half of what is market rate.

It's always funny when a sports fanbase roots for their team to tank for action. Whether it be a coach/GM getting fired, a good draft pick, or anything else. It's not a bad or good thing IMO, just interesting.

Kevin Kelsy and Kristoffer Velde, big time goal scorers. #RCTID

LAFC keeper's nose is very broken. Ouch. #RCTID

Those kits are growing on me tbh. I won't buy one for ownership and sponsorship reasons, but I don't hate 'em. #RCTID

As long as Bouanga is in the lineup, I'm nervous. Hell, it's the Timbers in 2026, I'm nervous anyways. #RCTID

When I first adopted my cat, she was not food motivated at all. Now? An absolute monster. She gets fed 4x a day but you wouldn't know it by her begging. I can't go near her food bowl without her running over. And when refilling her feeder, I need to feed her a little extra so she won't stress out.

Good morning, bluskis. Happy Saturday. I hope your day is as relaxing or full of fun as you want it to be.

Woops, one of the recovery personnel almost fell overboard the front porch raft lmao. #ArtemisII

It's gotta be nice to breathe fresh air when that hatch is opened after 10 days of being in that tight capsule. #ArtemisII

Actually, Bluesky is a space app.

Welcome home, #ArtemisII!

Jesus, when those first chutes separated, I panicked even though that's what they were supposed to do lmao. #ArtemisII

Pretty nervous and excited about the #ArtemisII splashdown, tbh.

Between yesterday's infusion and having two phone screens for jobs today, I'm exhausted. Time for sleepy bye #2 soon.

Things have been too negative lately and so have I. What's good in your world? What's bringing you happiness? It can be the little things!

xG/xGA are stupid stats and mean next to nothing except for talking heads to have something to talk about.

Infusion day. The most something day every 7 weeks. I'm hoping for a good nap after, at least. #IBD #CrohnsDisease

Oh look, #Shrinking made me cry again.

Weird day. Not bad, but weird.

Probably not a great thing that the only person in the world that knows which way US policy is going to go is also a very unstable man!

Good morning, bluskis. I hope today is less stressful than yesterday, and tomorrow even less so.

LAFC up 2-0 against Cruz Azul. Yeah, they're going to torch the Timbers on Saturday lmao. Though I'd probably put that at Ned's feet as much as Phil. #RCTID

It's really, extremely gross how many people on LinkedIn are excited about how AI is making startups and entire departments obsolete.

The last few (and upcoming few) gorgeous days have been wonderful, but I am ready for it to get back to 60 and rainy next week 🙏

Apparently Pakistan is trying to get both sides to agree to a 2 week ceasefire. Putting all my hope into that right now.

It's right on the edge of hoodie/no hoodie weather.

Take care of yourself today. Constantly reloading horrible news, reading it on social media, and ruminating on it doesn't help you in any way, as difficult as it is not to. #NoteToSelf #AndWhoeverElseNeedsToHearIt

Our President is a fascist and so is anyone supporting this.

#UConnMBB has no real answers for Michigan. :/ #GoHuskies #NationalChampionship

No one hates Bluesky like a large subset of Bluesky users. Just go somewhere else if you don't like it lol. You aren't fighting some sort of moral war, you're just annoying. Show your dissatisfaction by leaving. That said, some BSky staff could be a little less defensive and stop egging people on.

Can you imagine driving 200,000+ miles from Earth and realizing your forgot your wallet at home? How stressful.