"Entitled white billionaire wants to decide laws" I don't give a fuck if Harry Potter was your whole childhood. It's not more important than the lives of trans people.

Reskeeting the walrus version because what is life without whimsy?

Are you going to continue funding his secret police y/n

Because I cant help butblook at a train wreck, I looked at my retirement savings, love seeing every investment in red and dropping...love it. Hahahahahahaha, im going to die still being forced to work a full time job I to my 80s.

Every day, I pray it will.

@murray.senate.gov Just what we need, another "Oh, I can't do anything unless we're in the majority" coward Democrat. Fucking fight or get out of the way.

What would you name the alliterative term for Monday's version of Sunday Scaries? Mine is Monday Maladies.

Im a doffer.

Lunches are ready for the short week.

Ive decided. The seat number is 2. My reasoning? Stef and Deuce are so quiet, it would be a peaceful and hopefully relaxing trip.

If you're headed to #Gally1 next month and dig that #tiki vibe or want to just lounge with friends in your #aloha shirt, join us at the Whovians who Tiki meetup! 3pm Friday, Poolside!! Let's see if we can get over 100 attendees! gallifreyone.lineupr.com/2026/item/wh...

The fun part of watching a stream on the fox sports app, is you hear the fireworks in Seattle before they score on tv.

Where are all the Republicans who were so worried about trans folk doing things to their kids in bathrooms? What about the masked men with assault rifles who are now terrorizing kids?

Oh shit, Nabatame's is fighting again tonight on Day 7. Gone for 6 months due to knee surgery, Dropped to 4th division...comes out beast mode. Tonight, we lock up the kachi-koshi. Let's do this, DJ Nabatame. Spin that shit.

I am manifesting that today will be a good day. Why? Because I picked up 5 helicopter/plane kills in the Engineer challenge on Battlefield 6. Only 4 more to go. Small victories are still victories.

Oh, you think ice is your ally. But you merely adopted by ice. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the warmth of 80 degrees until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! The icy conditions betray you, because they belong to me!

Been listening to the Scoffs today. This song is very apropos. youtu.be/BJ6QALU4R4A?...

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

All my love and positive vibes to my friends, family, and fellow Minnesotans. L'Étoile du Nord.

Im very surprised it all hasnt kicked off yet. I truly believe it will, and its gonna be a terrifying time. Most of the country isn't ready for what that'll look like, myself included.

A lot of non-Minnesotans are asking how they can help people in the Twin Cities. Here's a very easy way that will cost you absolutely nothing. Do not vent in the replies to videos or other posts from Minnesotans. We're all on edge, and your rageposting and doomposting isn't what we need right now.

So proud of my friend.

Nabatame has his second bout tonight. Can. Not. Wait.

Dealing with a little case of the Mondays. But if my guy, Nabatame can get back to competing in sumo two months earlier than expected, then I can get through today.

Happy Day One of the January Grand Sumo Tournament!!!! Division 6 starting now.

In the office on a Saturday. OT money for our California trip next month.

Im going to try my best to stay off of social media til Saturday. I need a cleanse. This makes me feel so bad. Please also take care of yourselves pals.

Hire Corey, but only if you want someone who will crush it. Because that's what they do. Crush any task they're given.

Amara is here for vibes.

Governor Walz, time to mobilize state police and detain anyone in an ICE uniform with a mask for questioning because they fit the description of the murderer.

Send her packing back to North Dakota, im sure theres a nice FCI for here there.

The same jackasses who just yesterday said that Ashli Babbit was murdered for no reason while trying to break into the Capitol during the insurrection are braying on and on about how this poor woman who was murdered by ICE agents got what she deserved.

Things are still going to get worse before they get better.

There was no riot. There were people with phones telling you to leave their neighbors alone. Then you murdered one. ICE murdered that woman.

Feeling particularly proud of this burrito cross-section today.

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Charlie Brown.

Sooo how long til someone tries to seize one of those cargo ships with oil bound for US ports?

Marge quits, another Republican House member died today. Ole Mike cant wait for the government shutdown layer this month..

Ive officially entered my, less sweet coffee drink, more Americano coffee drinks era at work. Also, half/half caffeine decaf blends... I feel so old.

I was invited to audition for a political ad in Texas. It was for a candidate I would never support. Fastest I ever noped out of a job opportunity in my life. Morals and values are important in any business, including my new voice over business. Also, if you need vo work, holler at me.

I haven't been on my phone in an hour. Have we kidnapped anyone new? Are we at war with Luxembourg yet?

Swedish meatballs over mashed potatoes. Miss you pop.

Since we're living in fucked up times, I decided to escape into the Fistful of Dollars movies for a bit. Take care of yourselves pals.

This is all the way fucked.

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

January 1st in the Van Der Werf/Issa household means our new favorite tradition. Chili of Positive Outcomes night.