In Germany, cats are called 'Stubentiger', which means 'living room tiger.'

In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.

Six years ago today I completely restarted my life. Forever thankful for my spirit guides and my blessings.

Everything is a cheap piece of shit. #butstillirise

Shane on You Crazy Diamond. #10years

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

My boyfriend got me 4% cottage cheese because it was on a steep sale and fam let me tell you that it’s some of the best shit I have ever tasted. (I’ve only ever bought 2% at the most)

Two 20-something bros talking about girls in the sauna at my gym last night: “Yeah but that girl is like Nelson Mandela, in the way that the farther she’s away from you, the better she is. You know?”

Me: I’m gonna go get a push broom Coworker: …and fly away?

Aries is in a lot of shit rn

We as an American society need to keep doing cultural shadow work.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

If you protect others from their life lessons they’ll never be able to evolve.

Every time I check my ‘Hidden Requests’ messages and there’s nothing there I say, “YEAH THAT’S FUCKIN’ RIGHT.”

thought you probably needed to see this

How is every dog the most tragic dog you've ever seen

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

2026 basically

This has been the **hardest** dry January.

A merica is very recognizable. This is the same America it’s always been, you could just pretend not to see it before. - Adrienne Caulk Pic of the day #photography

Here's the floor for the 2026 elections: 1) Overturn Citizen's United 2) Remove "Qualified Immunity" from all Law Enforcement 3) Gun Insurance for private ownership 4) Nuremberg Trials for ICE and Cabinet officials who approved this

same

It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.

HOW IS ANY OF THIS LEGAL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????!!

Guys, 2016 sucked.

Kiwi 🥝

“Too many puppies are taught to heel Too many puppies are trained to kill On the command of men wearing money belts that buy mistresses sleek animal pelts” youtu.be/lBpDFjau-Ps?...

youtu.be/MN_9VqfVQ9c?... “What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?”

on second thought, nah

Can I fill a Stanley with soup and drink it through the straw?

Ooo! I can’t wait for y’all to navigate life without the internet (j/k I don’t wanna go back to those times they were *D A R K*)

gofund.me/206c79618 My coworker and friend lost everything in an apartment fire a few nights ago. Thankfully he and his little dog Tyler got out safe. Please help by donating whatever you can.

🎵For things to stay the same they have to change again🎵 -Beyoncé

So my health insurance provider (Cigna) might stop working with my Doctor’s affiliate (Ascension) and he has been the only Doctor I’ve trusted since 2016 and the only reason why I still work where I do is for the insurance and all I want to do right now is to walk into the lake and let it take me

FUN FACT: Did you know that if you gave your 2 week notice today, your last day will be on Christmas? What a gift!

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

You know that it’s going to be a great day when you get into your Lyft drivers car and ‘Gasolina’ is playing

Who has made this 🤣

41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.

a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire

Man. Fuck these people.

Sometimes I wish that my grandpa was still alive so that I could let him know how much of a piece of shit I think he is.