Me: I’m gonna go get a push broom Coworker: …and fly away?

Aries is in a lot of shit rn

We as an American society need to keep doing cultural shadow work.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

If you protect others from their life lessons they’ll never be able to evolve.

Every time I check my ‘Hidden Requests’ messages and there’s nothing there I say, “YEAH THAT’S FUCKIN’ RIGHT.”

thought you probably needed to see this

How is every dog the most tragic dog you've ever seen

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

2026 basically

This has been the **hardest** dry January.

A merica is very recognizable. This is the same America it’s always been, you could just pretend not to see it before. - Adrienne Caulk Pic of the day #photography

Here's the floor for the 2026 elections: 1) Overturn Citizen's United 2) Remove "Qualified Immunity" from all Law Enforcement 3) Gun Insurance for private ownership 4) Nuremberg Trials for ICE and Cabinet officials who approved this

same

It's really too bad the United States Congress no longer exists.

HOW IS ANY OF THIS LEGAL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????!!

Guys, 2016 sucked.

Kiwi 🥝

“Too many puppies are taught to heel Too many puppies are trained to kill On the command of men wearing money belts that buy mistresses sleek animal pelts” youtu.be/lBpDFjau-Ps?...

youtu.be/MN_9VqfVQ9c?... “What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground How can you run when you know?”

on second thought, nah

Can I fill a Stanley with soup and drink it through the straw?

Ooo! I can’t wait for y’all to navigate life without the internet (j/k I don’t wanna go back to those times they were *D A R K*)

gofund.me/206c79618 My coworker and friend lost everything in an apartment fire a few nights ago. Thankfully he and his little dog Tyler got out safe. Please help by donating whatever you can.

🎵For things to stay the same they have to change again🎵 -Beyoncé

So my health insurance provider (Cigna) might stop working with my Doctor’s affiliate (Ascension) and he has been the only Doctor I’ve trusted since 2016 and the only reason why I still work where I do is for the insurance and all I want to do right now is to walk into the lake and let it take me

FUN FACT: Did you know that if you gave your 2 week notice today, your last day will be on Christmas? What a gift!

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

You know that it’s going to be a great day when you get into your Lyft drivers car and ‘Gasolina’ is playing

Who has made this 🤣

41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.

a lot has been said about Jack Skellington as allegory for cultural appropriation (I definitely wasn't the first) but there's also a lot to be said about Jack Skellington as clueless tech billionaire

Man. Fuck these people.

Sometimes I wish that my grandpa was still alive so that I could let him know how much of a piece of shit I think he is.

Bravery is only possible if you’re afraid.

Maybe you shouldn’t be in society, dog

Whenever anyone tells you that "some children don't deserve food because their parents made poor choices", you can stop being friends/ family with that person immediately, because they are trash and unworthy of your precious time on earth. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

As someone who has a regimented chores schedule and extreme anxiety about things being out of place, having a new kitten is like being subjected to the cutest immersion therapy.

“The actions taken by some of those federal agents clearly violated the Constitution,” the judge said... “Individuals are allowed to protest. They are allowed to speak... it is a bedrock right that upholds our democracy.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/16/j...

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

This is obscene.

“Cold hands, huge tits” Or however the saying goes.