every sports team is a Ship of Theseus

the duality of man

Nerdy fit of the day

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

Made my rally sign!

Dosa Cat

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

@britinacheng.bsky.social Luis Guzman was in Punch-Drunk Love why is it not showing up today? Thanks!

A splash of water can open up a whiskey’s flavor, and nobody likes watered down coffee. So…shouldn’t there be coffee stones instead of whiskey stones?

Is the Etsy witch still available? Asking for 28 friends… #Mets

New sanity-retention strategy as a Mets/Jets fan: Any day that the Mets or Jets are more than one game out of playoff contention, I will watch a movie from the Criterion collection instead of their game. Today could be my last two-game watch day for the season? We shall see…

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

I did a minor good deed this morning, which made me miss my subway train, so I took an expensive cab instead. I briefly (sarcastically) thought: "I will never help anyone ever again." And then I realized that's the full sincere thought process of like 50% of newspaper op-ed columnists.

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Your one-stop shop for a shotgun wedding?

It is September 1, 2025: Rumors swirl about a coverup of the aging President’s health. The Mets record is 74-64. It is September 1, 2024: Rumors swirl about a coverup of the aging President’s health. The Mets record is 74-64.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

The soundtrack from @jamesgunn.bsky.social Superman is bangin!

Eat, Pray, Love Tom Clancy

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

Dropping our kid off at college, and wandered into local Rochester bookstore and it’s heavenly @bookeater.bsky.social @jasondiamond.bsky.social @maris.bsky.social

slightly diminish a band: Def Leotard

Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna

What’s the exact opposite of buyer’s remorse?

The most interesting fact about Hulk Hogan is that as a kid in France, Andre the Giant sometimes got driven to school by playwright Samuel Beckett

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

doctor in the doctor’s lounge just whispered into his phone and siri responded at full volume with “REBA MCENTIRE IS 70 YEARS OLD”

@britinacheng.bsky.social I can’t believe I was hit with a Fantastic Four spoiler in today’s Cinematrix 🤦🏻‍♂️

This is where I post from

if one more person calls me or anyone else — including zionists — a “zio” for literally any reason, i am going to actually scream. that is not an academic term or a shorthand safe to use. it is literally nazi slang popularized by white supremacists. please do not use that language. anywhere.

@joereid.bsky.social don’t take away my tiny triumphs they are all I’ve got!

what is happening

Live sports is so funny. It’s like, “Here’s tickets to Hamilton on opening night! But there’s a decent chance halfway through everyone will forget their lines and the stagehands will come out and start punching you in the stomach while Patti LuPone steals your wallet. “

@joereid.bsky.social Heather Locklear is not Heather Matarazzo 😳

A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

WHEN DID THE 9 TRAIN CEASE TO EXIST???

I know this only affects a tiny number of people, but those people offered to serve their country. They did so with honor, respect, and integrity. Then this drunk dirtbag kicks them out? Why? Because he knew they'd kick his ass if he ever assaulted them the way he did his wife?

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

Happy Star Wars Day!! Pro tip: If you’re rooting for the ruthless totalitarians who use violence to quash resistance among marginalized aliens trying to live with freedom and dignity, you’re doing it wrong. May the 4th be With You.

Yes, this is a useful, informative piece. But also, there’s like a dozen pieces of jaw dropping prose in it that I want to print out and frame.

somehow we need to build back a culture where there are consequences for being a miserable, immoral, hatemongering piece of shit

Tired: Bodega cat Wired: Boyega cat! celebritypets.net/pets/john-bo...

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.