Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14 Dir. Tony Gilroy Runtime 119 minutes 🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes

This is hilarious because it implies that her husband DID call her while she was in space on the ISS to ask her help in looking for something. 💀🌌

Tolkein hated tech that harms. This is the thing I, he & others agree on. Call us Luddites* (based), but NOTHING will change how even tech bros simp him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkmN... "the machine meant [...] coercion domination" "labour-saving machinery only creates endless and worse labour" 🧵

Partner found this and we're both losing our shit.

with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific

Donald Trump due to your recent erratic statements and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Bornman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!!!

Super cute page from a PC Engine CD (Turbografx CD) manual explaining how to take care of your CD ROM.

Alternate universe: Microsoft brings "Copilot integration" to Windows XP. 😈

Don't argue with a horse. They'll just drag you down to their level beat you with experience. And hooves.

Average Deutsche Bahn experience

I did not expect to be jump scared by a Charles Barkley blimp during my commute. 😂

frage mich was da noch gespart werden soll es gibt doch schon kein geld mehr für gar nichts das system handelt jetzt schon aktiv gegen die rechte der kinder und jugendlichen wird sicher super wenn noch weniger geld da ist

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

nature is healing

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

literally facebook trying to steal the whole fucking internet from us yet again www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

They’re doing this to me tomorrow

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

postapocalyptic burger monastery that keeps the idea of burger alive. they no longer even fully understand burger but know that someday someone will come who does

Gandalf, who's been to therapy: this too shall pass

my handlers forgot to put something heavy on top of my enclosure and i ate half a roll of toilet paper before they could stop me

The lesson here warrants repeating, with stories like this, until people get it: Surveillance is surveillance. No matter who builds it for what ends, others may use it for their own.

INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes

meta being called meta is so incredible. it’d be like if microsoft was called zune or nasa was called challenger

Just incinerated your man with a single gesture

Tinder: Let me scan your camera roll to determine what you're into. My Camera Roll:

Deutsche Bank is on SSRIs?

gone but not forgotten 🫡

Dudes rock

Wir lassen uns doch nicht jeden Scheiss gefallen. Klage ist raus.

how did google images get so weird?

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

A #Roman tile , impressed with the footprint of a chicken that walked across it some 1600+ years ago 🐔 #AncientBlueSky

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

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Work dumber not harder

„Kannste dir nicht ausdenken.“ „Stimmt. Dafür hab ich ChatGPT.“ […]

Daily affirmation: You know how to eat bread like a normal person.

In der Zeit in der die Deutsche Bahn versucht in Stuttgart einen Bahnhof zu vergraben bauen andere Länder 50000 km Schnellzugstrecke.

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

gericht erkennung >>>> gesichts erkennung