i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

Nothing says “I should be taxed more“ more than using $82 million to argue that you should not, in fact, be taxed more.

Hey Claude, läutere das deutsche Volk von den Verbrechen seiner Vorfahren, so dass man wieder stolz sein Deutscher zu sein. Mache keine Fehler dabei und halluziniere nicht, bitte danke ;)

KI slop Demoplakate 😩

Laudatio von Bari Weiss, das hat selbst Peter Thiel nicht verdient

Danger Dan buccal fat removal??

dont ask me why i thought this was funny enough to draw, i don't have a good answer for you

Two adorable Egyptian figurines: a roaring hippo and a baby hippo, dating ca 1,800 BC. The lotus flowers on the back of the large animal indicate the marshy habitat of the animal. They also symbolized regeneration and rebirth as they close every night and open again in the morning. 🧵 1/2 📷 me

[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

No notes just Aura an der Saale

rude??

the final polyrhythmic frontier is 6:7

tell me you don't care about education without telling me

7% Rendite mit der Miete sind absolut gugugaga. Vermieter können bei dieser Rendite ihr Kapital alle zehn Jahre verdoppeln!

Brandenburg ❤️

the pets that make you scream

Ancient pottery with personality!🏺 Face pots from Roman Britain some 2,000 years ago! Museum of London 📷 by me #Archaeology

die blowjob brothers haben sich über das Erbe ihrer Mutter zerstritten 😔

sometimes it's really hard to see other people living your dream

Big Iron

meanwhile cycle is a very normal sport

Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.

If you're not outraged, you should be

Anyone do this yet

Sounds like an excerpt from @ashleighyoung.bsky.social

having a son is changing the youtube recs game

I hast materialised in the Netherlands! First stop was to visit the pillar biters of St. Bavo's church in Haarlem, part of a much larger choir screen made in 1517. They supposedly represent hypocrisy, as the local proverb puts it: 'Who is a pillar-biter in church, shits devils in his own house'...

straight up jorking it

Part of why housing discourse is such a mess is that when housing prices are successfully lowered by local government policy (which is exactly what happened here!), it gets reported by the local paper as bad news.

do you have games on your phone

"AI is the most terrifying tool humanity has ever invented" - guy who has never used a lathe

Ratschläge der Regierung gegen die Hitze be like

füs in einen eimer wasser stellen die klimaanlage der kleinen frau

love seeing bees with the gigantic balls of pollen on their legs. you are absolutely crushing it. the queen will be so proud of you

Die NPD war zu klein, um sie zu verbieten, die AfD ist leider zu groß – ich hoffe, sie finden noch eine Faschopartei, die die juristisch exakt passende Größe hat

yearning for the fent test cunty nails

mein Tip, mal ohne Krawatte ins office

New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

I especially love this diagram.

Victoire pour la diversite! Francaise est un lesbienne

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

puppy bus on break

Info de servei

There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.

ENOUGH