human James McCloud from f-zero: I think I will call my son Guy McCloud

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

I see no lies here

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This game has one of the most charming language selection screens on the PS1.

traveling whaleburys

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Fuck Harry Potter just read discworld. It's a fantastical world of magical creatures and adventure but the author has class consciousness and knows how to write comedy that isn't just making fun of how fat a character is

I'm so sick of seeing AI disclaimers like this. The solution to not having the budget for voice acting isn't to use AI, it's to not have voice acting at all! Games don't need VO to be good! By jamming in slopvoices, you're not making your game better, you're making it worse and reprehensible!

Tomorrow it's time for a PEAK Collab! Can I survive on this island with @aseaflores.bsky.social, @yutokame.bsky.social & @captainbalkon.bsky.social???

GameBoy Camera: A silly fun goof time taking pictures Also GameBoy Camera: The most emotional and beautiful song to ever bless a square wave.

when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

Going live again in a few minutes with more Earthbound! Catch me @ www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

Going live with some good ol' Earthbound, and maybe some more Super Nintendo or other stuff! www.twitch.tv/captain_balkon

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When you meet another Sonic fan

I think there should be a law requiring him and only him to change his last name to reflect whichever company he's working with and right now, for the sake of journalistic integrity, I believe we and the press should all be referring to him by his upcoming name, "Doug Megatron."

My reckon is that it's a societal good to celebrate the deaths and downfalls of terrible people. Shame is a powerful motivator. If people cannot find goodness within themselves, there is a solid chance that they will come to it by seeing people, en masse, refusing to shed a tear for the cruel.

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

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manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

▶ ko-fi.com/meerka ◀ I’m opening discounted art commissions on Ko-fi to help cover my cat’s medical expenses. It seems she has a teeth/gum infection. I don't know how much the treatment will end up costing but the price of a dental consultation already exceeds my budget+

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

My favourite quote to apply to AI generated schlock