“Get out of my fucking seat.”

Who's the wanker in the black?

If Dale did Knightmare youtube.com/shorts/2d0lf...

but, N is nowhere near D on a keyboard

He is risen

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I mean, are we sure this is consensual?

Remember me talking about Get Your Own Back? Wouldn't it be great if someone who was there answered my annoying questions about it. Of course they did: docwallacemedicineshow.wordpress.com/2025/11/26/g...

Got shown this throwback of Ant and Dec tonight while streaming, the artwork is certainly something www.youtube.com/watch?v=bATw...

Say what you like about Virgin Media, but it's impressive they can publish articles from the future (just for the record, it's the 25th today) @virginmediatv.bsky.social

Really hope that was deliberate from Wade Barrett #wweraw

It'd be worse if he remembers Jack Whitehall introducing him more than he remembers Max

Everybody hurts.... sometimes.

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

🎶We’re all sensitive people🎶

Who doesn't like complimentary cheese?

Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.

On this date 25 years ago, Judith Keppel coincidentally won the first £1million on the same night Victor Meldrew met his maker in the last episode of 'One Foot in the Grave'. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/enterta...

Hi I wrote about the Sega Master System and how it’s been criminally overlooked because everyone goes on about the NES like it was the only 8bit console in the world look don’t get me started www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...

As far as Christmas traditions go, Blobby in a wrestling ring every year is one I can very much get behind

"So you say you need a mascot? Hand me that teddy over there from the back of the cupboard, thanks, and now give me your tie. You're welcome, here's my invoice"

Couldn't sleep. Made this. youtube.com/shorts/0mUhB...

Is it easier to build a snowman when you've got extra fingers? And no heart or soul? www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...

Either way someone finishes first. Still wondering what broadcaster goes immediately from F1 coverage straight into porn

Bread.

You know what I haven't watched in a while?

I love Tom Scott's 'Lateral', and I feel a bit smug when I know the answer. It's rare I know the answer before I've even pressed play.

Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

I suppose this is as close as we'll get to a British 'Naked Gun'. Looks fun. youtu.be/RD1Y8JcVQYo?...

My therapist said I’m prone to catastrophising. That’s bad, isn’t it? It sounds bad.

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis. Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

Any of you playing Fortnite? I don't, but apparently, there's a new Simpsons themed mini-season. The artist that drew the game's loading screens was the same that did the cover for @cheapshow.bsky.social Magazine #14: Bill Morrison! #themoreyouknow

Never been the Halloweeny type, so I've gone with a Halloween banana. Don't worry, I'll still be making pumpkin noises. #halloween #bottom

Important Halloween warning www.instagram.com/p/DQbdGa8jQjj/

Tinky Winky's original actor gets a section on him on this week's 'No Such Thing as a Fish', discussing how he lost the role because they didn't like his interpretation of the character. Regular viewers of my streams will know he was replaced by Simon Shelton, who played this guy

oh my god

TOMORROW 9AM start

You'd think these with garlic dip would be a bad idea. And you'd be right to think that.

Got some chili Pringles and wasn't expecting to see Mr Pringle's cum face

Trump is obsessed with Letitia James because she prosecuted him in 2022. He’s obsessed with Rosie O’Donnell because she insulted him in 2006. Can you imagine if someone ever tried to shoot him? He’d never shut up about it.