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I keep thinking about how Trumpism isn't even pragmatic assholery, a moral tradeoff where warmongering and cruelty leads to better results for Americans. He's just smashing the lose-lose button over and over again, making our country meaner and more violent, but also poorer and worse to live in

At the very least, I wish more Americans would watch and support @pbs.org. If you haven't seen the @ricksteves.bsky.social Iran episode, you really should take the time. These little windows can change perspectives. Let’s start with empathy. youtu.be/CYoa9hI3CXg?...

oh wow almost like there's actually no money in running a service like this

You should really click through on this one. theonion.com/markets-surg...

I will say this forever but ICE is both an ethnic cleansing machine and an ideological terror machine. It is entirely built as an extralegal goon squad that only cares about fealty to the regime.

There is no solar power crisis. No wind power crisis. No insulation crisis. No heat pump crisis. No e-bike crisis. No electric bus crisis. But there is a #fossilfuel crisis. And a #climatecrisis.

This is an interesting thread, I hope he’s right.

every now and then he hits one from the logo

The cynicism from the AIPAC-backed SuperPACs is jaw dropping, but I don’t think “tricking voters” is a viable long term strategy.

The duality of man

lmao

wait are these the actual paid protesters

These motherfuckers

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

democrats still seem to be laboring under the delusion that they can introduce stuff to pass while trump is president and they, not trump, will somehow get credit for it. they learned nothing from trump taking credit for covid stimulus checks

Oh cool, war crimes!

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

I was standing outside the press conference and got to be the first one to tell Kristi Noem she was fired. She was so taken aback she stumbled onto a big spring behind her that launched her into the ceiling at 7000000mph and now she's making sounds like Goofy as she hurtles ass first into space.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

My grandpa worked in the NSA print shop and, despite not having a high school diploma, supposedly helped lead their conversion to digital record-keeping.

seems bad

we appear to be free-jazzing a war

lmao, it’s been four days

lmfao get wrecked

No, I get it, there’s no way they could have known a multi-country bombing campaign would result in airspace closures.

NEW YouGov poll: Abolishing ICE is now at a *record high* level of support in the United States 50% support 39% oppose Independents are now +17 on abolishing ICE Moderates +6 23% of Republicans now support abolishing ICE

no

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

I may disagree with his policy of starting a world war because the documented pedophilia was getting too loud, but there is one thing that is indisputable: he's getting MUCH sexier.

Yeah, hi, quick question: what the fuck?

Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???

That + 6 accounts on polymarket made around $1 million in profit by betting on the US to strike Iran by Feb. 28. Accounts were all freshly created in Feb and had only ever placed bets on this bloom.bg/3ORPnBo

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

I want them all to go to The Hague first so I can heckle them after a short train ride, but they deserve to die there.

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We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

youre making a mockery of the fifa peace prize

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

in case you missed this very funny development: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Police unions have to be the biggest babies on earth.

The DOJ is covering up Trump SA accusations and is also too stupid to know how page numbers work.

Unprecedented, a double gold medal in🥇Men’s Hockey🥇and🥇Squandering Public Goodwill 🥇