That man is not conscious.

Yeah, Bernie takes a hit on this one.

“Make humans multiplanetary” vs. “burn billions in government funding to ultimately prop up a racist drug addict’s revenge fantasies,” who’s to really say?

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

Not great when your supposed star player does this!

Damn!

Fair

It's the Trump curse, man. Every time.

Again, maybe the Democrats shouldn't have supported and nominated the guy with the Nazi tattoo. Getting a Nazi tattoo is never the *only* terrible, stupid, disqualifying thing a person did.

Lol not a chance

"Also I have a lot of thoughts on the progression of attacking styles from the Dutch total football through to Spain's tiki-taka to the modern pressing game most popularized by Jurgen Klopp."

This is undeniably true, Trump has the loserest stink of all the losers. The team is cursed now and they're going to lose. Everything Trump is connected to suffers the same fate.

Is that good?

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

Birthright citizenship and corruption have come together, this is so American, it’s beautiful

The full explanation is "corruption." That's all, man. It's not any deeper than that.

i can’t stop laughing at this

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Fox News asked him to wave and he then waved. At the TV, not at them

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

The US at 250.

Scoring that kind of goal, for a country as small as Cape Verde, against the defending champions including the greatest player ever, to tie the game in extra time of a knockout round… that’s like a top 5 goal in the entire history of the sport.

Saying "so what, they got the call right?" in response to VAR or ball-in-chip outrage completely misunderstands why most people watch sports or why sports even exist in the first place.

Someone dumped Mitch McConnell's body on the lawn at the 250th state fair thing, you can look at him for five bucks

Soccer fans, you're in luck: just tune into America's 8th-favorite streaming service to catch one game a week since they all play at the same time!

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

I'm actually feeling this way too, I'm sensing something incredibly stupid happening. Don't like it one bit.

this is the dumbest argument. your kid isn’t getting a scholarship. you’re spending a ton of money on youth sports because you’re a sucker that’s being taken advantage of by the system. one of the 10 trans kids playing sports in your state isn’t stealing a scholarship. shut up

It’s really important to install an entire federal discrimination system so somebody’s cis daughter can finish 14th at her swim meet.

This is not historical Christianity, this is modern Puritanism/Calvinism. It’s also, you might realize, incompatible with what Jesus teaches in the Bible.

If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.

my god

There’s a morally correct answer to these questions and candidates who answer incorrectly shouldn’t have a national position in the party, period.

Yeah, good idea, if only there were a legitimate way to add to the Constitution to address the modern world. Oh well!

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

Fuck em, ok? We love you. 🏳️‍⚧️

I mean, 5-4 is a win but good grief.

One of the bleakest things about American politics is that we're reflexively anti expert on issues that truly have right and wrong answers, but are slavishly obsequious to experts in "the law and the constitution" despite that field being completely made up and fake.

The funniest part is The Mall usually has decent crowds in the summer, so this thing is actively making fewer people come.

love to watch everyone that lives in seattle or visits it for any amount of time gush over the city while folks who live in north bend and aberdeen and other far flung cities call it a hellhole they’re afraid to visit. everyone should laugh at how weak and scared they are

“Generated with AI, which can make mistakes.”

There are so many horrors and blunders and crimes of the Trump regime that normal folks don’t see or the media shields from them, but “cannot fix a pool” and “cannot throw a party” are highly visible and understandable self-owns that project in droves his least favorite quality: weakness

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Scots found a dog and immediately made it their new God

“He’s going to have to come apologize for listening to the public and winning, if he wants to be part of the Democratic Party he needs to understand we don’t do that.”

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

I geniunely do not think this is true, and not just because I am closer to these candidates on some axises. The successful DSA insurgents have governed as more or less normal left-libs once in office. Mamdani and AOC have been affable institutionalists. Nithya Raman is a technocrat.

Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.

Antisemitism is structurally necessary to Elon Musk’s politics, because he is desperate to brand himself an insurgent against the powerful elite, but as the world’s first trillionaire, he needs a definition of “elite” not rooted in wealth or corporate ownership.

One of the great things about the World Cup is how you get squads no sane mind ever would've designed. World-class defenders with strikers who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, an unstoppable forward with nobody to get him the ball, unbeatable goalkeepers forced to stop 20 shots every match