Adobe acrobat when you simply click any button or try to use any feature

kill it dead

Spending more than three consecutive minutes on a work task vs watching a two hour video on the history of the playstation 2

Awkwafina was asked if she is participating in Locktober this year. She had this to say: “What is you talmbout?”

how it feels to post on bluesky

It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough

WAKE IT UP

Good dick have a dude laid up watching fire emblem three houses gameplay like “so that’s Hilda”

that’s so real Pelosi used to square up all the time she did not like that man. Hakeem is just like “‘maybe one day Trump and I will be friends :)”

It’s the addition of wheels to make the act of carrying the cross easy and painless that really tells you everything you need to know about the absolutely uncritical and selfish ideological positioning of this kind of politics.

I know people are freaking out about tiktok being officially taken over by US right wing interests, but will all of this not result in a mass exodus of users? there’s no way it’ll remain as popular. the ones who will stay are probably the ones who are *already* right wing

currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

About to go see an Italian girl from New York perform live

seeing Gaga in like 24 hours I’m so scared

i will say the tonal shift since they found the guy has been insane. not a shocker but the administration really wanted an excuse to hurt other people and they didn't get that, so they're going "oh well" and burying their golden chump and calling it a day. unreal

like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane

yeah everything points towards this shooter being an internet poisoned weirdo

Yesterday, when the shooter was an imagined trans Muslim woke leftist, it was WAR. Today, when the shooter turns out to be a young, gun-toting white male and the son of a sheriff, it’s “pray.”

ohhhh he’s cooked ❤️

The greatest minds in history are on the case

i think it’s cool when someone who wants me dead dies 👍 sorry bitch

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

Watching drag race season 5 with my boyfriend who has never seen it before has been one of the most rewarding and gratifying experiences of my life

Orthodontist said my jaw is too strong and it’s making it difficult to fix my bite and I was like ohhh you think my jaw is strong?

Fucked up my back a little bit

Her being the main character

😁

i constantly think about this post

had a giant latte and like zero water

In San Francisco for work eating a $29 burger 😍

At the airport and I’m 98% sure they’re playing the title theme to Fable 2 over the speakers

Thinking about that man dying and basking in the feelings of joy and peace that wash over me 🥰

How the whole planet want you dead? 🤣

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Just had someone like an instagram DM that I sent them in march 2024

when a conservative gay is outed and tries to elicit sympathy with a statement that's like: "It's taken me a long time to really process the part of myself that's gay with the other part of myself that likes being a hypocritical piece of shit and making a lot of money. I've learned so much about mys

Just had a vision of this

Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.

Any oomfs who live in San Francisco I’ll be visiting next week for work if you wanna hang out w me :3

I don’t want to see men gambling on their phones at the urinal anymore, we’re better than this

sims 1 burglars made me turn the computer off and run for my fucking life

OKAY

Was talking about how I’ve never been stung by a bee before and then 15 minutes later I get stung by a bee