As one terminally online person to another: some of you need to go learn how to bake a loaf of bread or pick up the hobby of reading the dictionary. Anything to stop posting USA news memes. This is not healthy, folks.

happy birthday to meeeee

If there's a new way I'll be the first in line But it better work this time #nowplaying

Hiroshi Tanahashi has officially retired from professional wrestling. One of the absolute greatest to ever do it, and getting to watch him in real time has been a privilege. Go Ace. Thank you, Tanahashi.

this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone

Well 2025 ended before I could actually buy my fuckin' house, a process that's already taken far too long and still doesn't really have an end in sight. Still, it'll most likely be sorted out in the new year, so that's something to look forward to...

The collection of people you give blowjobs to are called your "fellations".

I have still not been paid the large amount I’m owed from work. It is supposed to come soon. In the meantime I am trying to come up with a few hundred dollars for bills and food. If you can help me out I can pay you back when money arrives. Thank you. Sorry. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc DO NOT VENMO

manifesting 🤞

jfc Luke Littler's face is red as a tomato

I do not care for crosswords. I think every other puzzle on the puzzle pages is superior to them (esp. Killer Sudoku) (yeah yeah skill issue i know)

You’ll never guess who this is about

The "goat" in "Scapegoat" stands for "GOAT"

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Biblically Accurate Fell-For-It-Again-Award

Merry Xmas everyone! I don't like festive music much #nowplaying

What more beautiful dream could there be than to have 30 simultaneous jobs and do nothing at all 30?

*record scratch* Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Happy birthday to the late Jon Huber aka Mr Brodie Lee. We miss you dearly! 💔 #AEW

Fuckin' legend

mick foley gave so much of his life and his health to WWE. if he can choose his morals over WWE, anyone can and should. whether anyone will remains to be seen, but nobody’s being held hostage by a paycheck. if you choose to support and/or work for a company supporting fascists, that’s your choice.

Foley Is Good

Alaska brought in a "ringer" to it's medical board to ban health care for trans people. Turns out, he has tons of CSAM material, including of infants. He appears to have committed suicide in a fire. Tell me again that trans people are the baddies. www.erininthemorning.com/p/anti-trans...

*whispers* stop reposting AI images you guys

I only drink whiskey for medicinal purposes

Be careful who you're mean to in high school...

people seem to think that because WWE is successful, that everyone else needs to copy them in order to be successful as well. WWE has horrible practices when it comes to their own wrestlers and shouldn't be repeated.

I can’t go on like this. *continues to go on like that*

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

Okay, friends and internet neighbors, I have a surgery date of 12/31. That’s right, I’m going into 2026 with no belly button. I want to clear another $750 of this GFM so I can rest in January. Can you help me do that?

Portal is toxic yuri

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Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams. #UniversalHealthcare #UBI

m'pussy *tips fedora*

The EBU are fucking cowards

Does Nightcrawler think that furries are appropriating his culture? 🤔

If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp

Professional wrestling is doing quite well other than some growing pains as rosters adjust… It’s the Fed that sucks shit through a straw. Stop lumping the company that doesn’t even want to be called a wrestling company in with the companies that are proudly representing the art form. 🤼‍♂️

Idea: whining about your taxes in the press comes with a *free* wallet inspection from HMRC just to make sure you're not over paying

Sportskeeda actually made a "rumour killer" post about it a week ago 💀 do you really need to do a rumour killer when the source is "the deluded ramblings of some stans who spend all their waking hours telling people to 'come home'" like. The rumour was born dead I don't think you need to kill it tbh

What a great headline

Like, every terf is just a terf. It consumes them, leaves them with no other interests or hobbies *other* than being a miserable piece of shit obsessed with one topic they seethe and simmer over endlessly.