What is the best falafel and baba ganoush in northern cook county asking for a friend

“We need to divert attention from the Pretti murder.” “Gotcha.”

It’s 11 AM on a Saturday so of course driving down Howard to go meet my mom for brunch I see someone get punched in the face and fall on their back. How’s your day going?

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj2cUe4N/ New crab man video just dropped

wow look at all of these better alternatives to Adobe that exist ask me about Pixelart programs if interested in that aspect specifically because you *definitely* don't need PS for that, lol

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

Reminder

"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.

Trans Lifeline has been going for years upon years, and they do NOT call the pigs if you refuse to make a safety plan. A good and reputable hotline.

"Don't worry little one. Things may suck now, but at least it's not as bad as it will be soon." #SaturdayVibes #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it

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LAWS 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 EXIST 👏🏻

Has the defense secretary consumed any alcoholic beverages since he began his term? Is the defense secretary drinking alcohol right now? He does not look like a man who recently quit drinking.

Chicago show the fuck up

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

Cool, but after you're done calling, please join a local org or several! They're already doing more effective stuff as a collective than you can possibly do on your own, but they need you! Don't let rugged individualism define your activism.

Here's another number to put into your contacts if you are so inclined

The new DOGE House caucus has a “suggestions hotline” email: [email protected] bean.house.gov/doge-caucus

Or take them on in person.

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

FYI all of the viral images government spending that “DOGE HAS UNCOVERED” is actually from www.usaspending.gov a website that Obama signed into law in 2014 that has always been accessible to the public.

lol, "vetting"

Give NPR 35% of their budget from the government, and SpaceX gets nothing. Zilch. Fund it yourself, you rich piece of shit.

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

I’ve been listening to Fahrenheit 451 on audiobook and it’s a great story but incredibly depressing. We haven’t learned anything in the 72 years since that book has been published.

Do you have any idea how fucking evil you have to be for Nestle to be the good guy in a lawsuit? finance.yahoo.com/news/nestl-t...

Curious if there are any counter protests advocating that yes, he *should* continue on with his Lex Luthor style plot to steal everything from the treasury.

Sleepy time at the childs house

2025 is seriously starting off wild #tiktok #tiktokban #rednote #uspolitics #worldpolitics #china #ccp

I highly recommend eating through your pantry and freezer occasionally. One, it uses up the food you already have. Two, everyday is an episode of Chopped in your own kitchen. 😂😂

Confession time: I could honestly not care less about football, but I have an unhealthy attachment to Super Bowl SNACKS. Give me all your buffalo chicken dip, potato skins, melted cheese atrocities, and things made with tiny sausages.

Hate leads to burnout, confusion, anxiety and frustration. Love is restorative. Seek justice because you love your neighbor, not because you hate your enemy. This is the key to organizing without falling into despair.

I know there’s a lot going on right now but it’s important to keep things in perspective and focus on what really matters. Hunter’s laptop.

Happy Black History Month!

you can make your opponents suffer by simply existing. if you give up, they'll cherish your failure and party on your grave. so keep going. keep fighting.

With the intention of validation rather than doomerism: This is all really happening. It is as bad as you think. You’re not crazy. But you’re also not alone. We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.

"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.