Serious post: if anybody wants to do some actual good in this world, DM me. This is my final public facing post (🧵)for awhile.

Folks were having elections. If not hop in the minivan, we’re going to talk to the manager.

For the non-lawyers: it’s not up to him, legally speaking.

Calling a kid a wanksta pre-2003 was top tier triggering for a certain kind of post millennial loser. Ice is wanksta

Incredible that the Democrats now have their own Joe the Plumber only instead of a plumber it’s an autoworker and instead of taxes on small businesses his issue is “the president seems to be covering up for a ring of pedophiles.”

The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences

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🚨BREAKING: ICE agents just launched flash bang grenades at protesters in front of federal building in Minneapolis—causing massive explosions. "It's terrorizing, this isn't the America I served for 20 years in the U.S. Navy," tearful protester tells us. WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️

Some good news: IVE BEEN SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!

this fucking headline and the lede is that she *served on a fucking school board*

Serious if anybody knows the person who screamed “pedophile protector” his or her next bong rip is on me.

So, if I'm reading this right: 4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer, and 6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow. (HT @benjaminkabak.com)

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

hey man, um...what...what the fuck is going on?

This bleeding ulcer is so close to getting it right.

Ignorance is bliss.

The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:

GREGORY BOVINO On the list

If you’re shooting moms - or any protester- you’re the bad guy.

How long will trump be dead in office before his sycophants tell the world?

I didn’t learn about perfidy until law school. The fact that I still have to know what perfidy is makes me want to fight.

And, the word of the day is now "perfidy." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...

I'm not advocating for anything here, just stating a fact: if Tim Walz and Jacob Frey want to avoid riots, a good way to do that would be to deploy the National Guard against ICE People will exercise their right to self defense once they realize no one is coming to help them

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Someone leaked Bovino’s nudes and he is TINY Like Baby dick tiny

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

ICE doesn’t need guns and neither do cops.

This is one of those memorable nights / early mornings where two things become forever interlinked.

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

FWIW, IL has a great legal system relative to many other states.

I renewed my law license yet again. Easier to fix the system inside of it than apart from it? Idk? Here’s how we fix the supremes:

I am not aware of a time when all three branches refused to “take care” to see the laws are executed faithfully. Congress refuses to govern. The executive is lawless and the supreme court corrupted by political influence.

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I have friends in the armed forces. Most of them are out of harms way presently. I’d like to see it stay that way. Faking a war is not the way.

Elect a pedo…

Dugan's lawyer shows Vasconcellos' text message from 8:44 a.m.: “This is gonna be a pain in the dick.”

the most tragic part of being an immortal vampire is helplessly watching as all the hit ragtime ditties you wrote slowly enter the public domain

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I’m 100% sure I’ve never slept through a meeting with co-workers. (At least, one that I was present for.)

I can’t believe Pete kills the shipwrecked AND STILL HAS A JOB.

I discovered ARC Raiders today, and it is pretty good. It reminds me of Halo 2, Star Wars battle front, fall out 4, and counter strike all at the same time. I have only tried solo so far, I bet party play will be fun. Do you play this game?

“Let’s go to the war crimes text book and do one” is more or less the guiding principle of the secretary.

Just like most of the major scandals since 2017, they’re just admitting it. In any sane timeline, this would be a career ending situation for the entire chain of command. And here I am yapping into the void like it matters.

Senator Kelly is correct. Plus a Public Service Announcement: KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1. The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal: "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

!!! If I were a maga this would be terrifying to me Except if I were dumb I wouldn’t understand Hmmmm We’re cooked

Thanksgiving 2025. That’s all I got,

Careers that are no longer "Professional" according to Dept of Ed and will not be eligible for expanded loans: Engineer Nursing Physician Assistant Physical Therapist Audiologist Architect Accountant Educator Social Worker Speech Pathologist

when the boss loves someone more than you

Judge Ellis spends 233 pages proving that the federal government is a joke.