We were promised flying cars, but instead we got fascism and fringe middle relievers who throw 100 mph

Counterpoint

For Claude. Written and voiced by Kyle Keefe.

Now that Would be So Logical…. SO IF WE DON'T LET ATHLETES BET ON GAMES THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO INFLUENCE.... WHY DO WE ALLOW CONGRESS TO INVEST IN COMPANIES THEY REGULATE?🤷🏻

The San Antonio Spurs sisters are ready... #NBA

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇

I have never been so pumped to see starting players, who are mentally checked out because their teams have been eliminated from the playoffs, get forced to play extra unenthusiastic minutes in March. I'm sure the ratings will be through the roof

Fly little turtles, fly

The Avalanche-Red Wings series in the late 90’s were the stuff of Old Time Hockey legends. The vitriol and hockey justice flowed like raging rivers The heel turns of Claude Lemieux and Patrick Roy were delightful

In case you still haven't caught on. The explosions are intentional but not in the way you think. They're getting huge government contracts, spending one tenth of it making a trash firework, then they'll go back to the well end take more taxpayer money. This is not a new scam. Space X does this too

Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

This Minnesota Senate Democratic primary race is getting spicier than I expected! On a press call, Peggy Flanagan just went after Angie Craig for taking lots of $$$ from corporate PACs -- she cited AIPAC, crypto, big pharma -- and then tied her to Trump's ballroom.

Peter Thiel is heading to his spiritual homeland of Argentina, following in the historical footsteps of thousands of other deeply problematic men with the exact same haircut.

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

Boutros Boutros lol-ly

"Okay, y'all wanna whine about officiating? Let me show you how much worse I can make this shit." -Adam Silver

she isn't an accuser. she won her case in court. he was held liable for sexually assaulting her. she is a survivor of being sexually assaulted by the president of the united states.

This country needs more journalists like Santiago Campos. Many, many more

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”

"I heard you disagreed that the Sox are back.."

Devin Williams walks three to load the bases with the Mets up by two and then closes out the game with two straight k’s His tally for the inning?, three walks and three strikeouts Nothing is easy this season #MeetTheMets

It’s better than the on field content in Queens

There’s no such thing as too much schadenfreude

Cam Schlittler has a 1.50 ERA That’s the second-lowest by a Yankee in his first 12 starts of a season since ER official (1913), behind only: 1914 Ray Caldwell: 1.46 (Caldwell did have relief apps between)

James Harden finished with more turnovers (5) than made field goals (2) for the 33rd time in his playoff career & the 7th time this postseason.

As if things weren't bad enough for the Cavs, the only direct flight Monday is at 620 AM on Frontier

Cavs arena playing Neil Diamond during the timeout. Haven't their fans suffered enough tonight?

Update: Loser Donald Trump continues to losingly lose the war America has most lost in history.

I would say the reason they're dominant is because NASA was catastrophically defunded long ago and all of that money was channeled into the private sector. Government and academia are the only institutions that do pure research (whether or not it's monetizable)

The Mets have scored one run or less in 14 games this season, tied with the Giants for the most in MLB. For the Mets (22-30), that's ~27 percent of their games.

In a world of Jaxson Darts, be an Abdul Carter. I really hope Carter’s teammates vote him a captain after this.

Then they're not "swing" voters, they're just Republicans

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

Unfortunately, I can’t hear MGMT’s “Kids” without thinking of the video of them playing it when they were unknowns in college and just jamming out. youtu.be/vNC1W2m4Uug?...

Democrats shouldn’t just be focused on defeating Trump. It should be the extinction of the Republican Party They haven’t done a single thing to make the lives of ordinary Americans better in the past 40 year. The GOP is a party of, by, and for billionaire assholes

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

The way the catcher drops his head as Austin Martin heads up the line is so telling

Reggie Miller talking about SGA:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

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“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! PJ Harvey Prince Public Enemy Rage Against The Machine Beck Wu Tang Clan Bruce Springsteen X Me’Shell Ndgeocello Fiona Apple I once spent about 30 minutes watching Tom Petty rehearsing for an upcoming tour on a soundstage at Universal

Anyway, there's an idea of America that we've rarely lived up to, but that's definitely worth keeping alive. That idea involves not just accepting immigrants, but embracing a cultural melting pot in which the best aspects of every culture is embraced & adopted by American society as a whole.

That is Juan Soto’s 100th career SB in his 1,131st career game That’s by far the fewest games to reach 100+ SB, 200+ HR & 900+ walks Previous fewest: 1,257 by Mickey Mantle