Eep. I am about to go to a gay bar for the first time ever. I am nervous and excited! I am going to the new readers’ club called Quiet Queers. We’re going to sit together and read our books!! Send good vibes that this is a good experience for everyone!

Mannnnn. They’re showing Good Burger for free at the classic theater downtown, but it’s only for teens! So not fair.

Here I am on the corner supporting the woman rally in Tehachapi 6=24-26. I am on the corner of the famers market every Thursday and I attend all the rallies I can. I just don't have the resources to travel far. However making a statement here in a small red town is at least something.

I am counting on Seattle to be the gayest city ever during this match. I want to see rainbows for miles.

I apologize for yesterday’s apricot discourse.

Kid is home from France and his host family sent him back with a family recipe for apricot pie. Wait. Do I know what apricots actually taste like? I have had dried apricots… have I ever had a plain apricot before? I am almost 55 years old, did I accidentally skip a fruit? This is so weird

The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool.

Good news! The city arborist said we can keep our tree! And he’s a really nice guy. Loves his job, although he agrees he hates telling people trees have to come down. He gets a lot of tears in his line of work.

The 250th anniversary of America is exactly what I thought it would be: with America losing wars constantly and the president arresting you for disrespecting his pool

Sums it up nicely

Wow, a lot happened while we were sleeping

happy father’s day to all the dads who don’t listen to manosphere podcasts

Drought called on account of rain.

Baking banana bread. Walnuts yes. Raisins no.

“We’ll arrest you if you try to remove the scum that’s floated to the top” is remarkably on point

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8s7ySmE/ It’s early on a Sunday morning. This should not be making me giggle.

😂 The Jetsons lied to us

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: I have obtained a photo of the cursed vandals who are sullying American's reflecting pool.

I feel like my town got a little hug from Scotland

There was a gay couple at the pool and when I saw the one guy sunblock the other guy’s bald spot, I fucking melted from the consideration.

Just overheard someone say “…It was literally a cat trap house…” and I need to know more.

Thanks to AI, Google is about as reliable as asking your older brother in the 80s.

Backyard fire pit with the 18 year old. She’s in charge of music and is playing lots of cool stuff. Lightning bugs everywhere. Some fireworks for Juneteenth, but the dogs don’t care.

god I bet the forums for guys who do pools are going WILD right now

Current* conditions near St. Helena Island, MI:

Having been the substitute who was left no lesson plans, I feel this cat in my soul.

My 18 year old thinks I drive too fast.

This is amazing

Go Ghana! I am an honorary Ghanaian and will be told my name when I come to my home.

Getting a new fridge delivered. It’s sitting in my front yard. The fuckin’ tornado sirens just went off.

Wait is a derecho just a gussied up term for straight line winds? When did we start using this word?

This is honestly the best news I have written about in like a week. nerdist.com/article/mcdo...

I think this captures the current moment of New York joy amidst federal angst in a way that is especially comprehensible to elder millennials like me Also, I would have absolutely watched this movie on WPIX every other weekend afternoon

New footage of workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the algae-filled Reflecting Pool

At new student orientation for my youngest. Let’s go!! 🧡 💙 🧡

Harry Waxer United States, Census, 1930

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

Live footage of me: (Drawn by Maddie Rizzo)

keep going etsy witches

Some days the PB&J hits juuust right.

John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For the Performing Tarps

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

I wonder if this is the most popular livestream of scaffolding construction of all time

All-time great baseball photo

the last time people were this excited about scaffolding Robspierre was the one using it

The crowd at the Kennedy Center is chanting “Start with the T.”

Good thread.

My "all trillionaires deserve the guillotine" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt