always make sure to give it a good smack.

always make sure to give it a good smack.

Fuzzy humps

It's #HumpDay again so can I interest you in some breakfast in bed this morning?

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last long run before taking on another marathon next weekend. ☑️ philly, i’m coming for you! 🤘🏃‍♂️🤘

When the sun finally comes out and the lighting is on point 😉

a little bit of a late start to the day. i promise that i’ve been productive though.

✈️ MSP

a little bit of a late start to the day. i promise that i’ve been productive though.

Biiiig hump day stretch!

Nighttime is so early these days what the hell is up with that?

tights tuesday with today’s run since it’s a tit bit nipply out there. 🤭

tights tuesday with today’s run since it’s a tit bit nipply out there. 🤭

not ready to monday just yet.

not ready to monday just yet.

G’morning bsky friends

Basking

made it five days into november without nutting [not by choice], but i took care of it as soon as i was able. and boy did i make a mess. 😮‍💨 [you know where to find the whole video.]

made it five days into november without nutting [not by choice], but i took care of it as soon as i was able. and boy did i make a mess. 😮‍💨 [you know where to find the whole video.]

Don’t mind me, just over here throbbing. 😜 #gay #gaycock #gayotter #gayhairy

Back day

hump day: marathon medal edition.

We feed off each other 😝💕😝 @carlusreed.bsky.social

hump day: marathon medal edition.

did the damn thing.

alright, clothes are laid out. bags are packed. carbs have been consumed. water has been drank. sleepy time tea is working its magic. all the alarms are set. it’s the big 26.2 tomorrow. LET’S FUCKING GO. 🤘

Really liking the lighting of this. Hope all your C’s are F this F!

🖤🖤🖤

#Jocktober 23 - Sauna straps

i finished my ride. ready for yours? [a little bonus for having 5K of you beauties following me. 🥰]

i finished my ride. ready for yours? [a little bonus for having 5K of you beauties following me. 🥰]

last long training run of the cycle - twenty-two miles [!] - and i didn’t die. it was not pretty, but we did the damn thing. bring on the marathon in two weeks.

taking a quick internet slut break in between spurts of productivity.

Do you like dad in a harness boy ? 😈

suffering from the post pride kennel cough but also prospering from pumped titties: it’s about balance 😌😌😌😌😌

long run outside? in this weather? no gracias. opted for a three-hour, sixty-mile ride on the peloton instead.

long run outside? in this weather? no gracias. opted for a three-hour, sixty-mile ride on the peloton instead.

jockstraps + mirrors = double the fun.

jockstraps + mirrors = double the fun.

Felt like posting my dick on the internet today … (And my naked body, and my fuzzy taint and thighs, and my balls, and my full dad bush, and my hairy chest, and my nipples, and a hint of one armpit…)

Back from camping, what’d I miss?

two weeks away and no jerking off wasn’t ideal, but i guess it makes for good content. happy friday. the full mess is on OF. 🤭