Okay, Senate Bottom. Now would have been a more appropriate time.

This bitch: "I am angry. I feel betrayed," says Perryman, who's 47 and mostly lives in Ecuador. "I'm being imprisoned. It's a nice prison. But this is a prison. Let's be clear: I am being detained against my will."

Fake summer

Okay I need a cheese curd now

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

Pedro with the slutty little glasses

Poor decisions were made in both of these photos.

People of Walmart but it’s the Cancun Airport.

🍋

finally, adios weirdo

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Gays be like - new set 💅🏻

27 degrees so I guess we will leave the house

We finished our guest room

And just like that it was Christmas Eve

The suburban dads were chasing me

Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”: “I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“

In my Cub(s) era. Windy City we meet again 🤝🏼 ~ excuse the mess dads are working on making her pretty ~

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about. I never claimed to have taste.

Post dinner. Pre bed. Hash tag thankful. Or thotful. Or both. Who’s to say.

Florals but with a side of nipples

Girl Scouts in a Chicago Suburb hosted a food drive. But the girls encountered masked U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents with weapons. "ICE turned it into a scary and what felt like an unsafe environment for us to be out with these kids" chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

8:15 pm on a Saturday and the dads are 🥂 at a straight wedding

Good morning and happy birthday to the incredibly talented the icon Sally Field!

What a blockhead

Boo

“.. It was not immediately clear where the funding for the jets came from.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

#NoKings Miami!

Marathon finish #7 ✨

This is why he’s scared. Each dot is a PROTEST. Join the No Kings protest on Saturday www.nokings.org

The lighting in these locker rooms never gets old

Can we start a fight between some below average, cis, straight, white men for a change. Morgan Wallen and Kid Rock. Let’s go. Who’s uglier ✨

Please interact with the video #politics #fyp #government

Sometimes I see le gays post about hitting their goal weight and they are STACKED. They look amazing. Then, I see it’s the same weight I’m at, and I’m over here like… Anyway I’m 200 lbs. Bodies are weird. If you’re out there moving, keep going ✨

Himes: ABC took Jimmy Kimmel off the air because Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC, didn’t like some things Kimmel said.. I’m talking to you now because I’m just getting so damn sick of people who claim to be for free speech but turn out to only support free speech for people they agree with.

Today at 1pm ET, Ask Me Anything on Reddit – r/politics!

The Castro has me sweating in my multiple ways

[folds menu gently and hands to server] please may I have the applebee

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

Sharing this meme for no particular reason

Ariana Grande took home the trophy for Video of the Year for Brighter Days Ahead, her 26-minute short film, at the #VMAs. 🎤 www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Senate Democrats: DO NOT FUND the government when the current continuing resolution expires at the end of the month. SHUT IT DOWN unless DC is funded, the troops are withdrawn from our cities, elections are protected, the Epstein files are released in full... SHUT IT DOWN.

Intriguing…

I have one outfit a season that makes me feel like a fashion girlie but the other 360 days…

My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA. I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe. What's going on right now is not normal.

Ugh…not Sauvignon Blanc making me online shop before bed again.

As a former Texas State Rep, let me be clear: LOCKING Rep. Nicole Collier inside the chamber is beyond outrageous. Forcing elected officials to sign “permission slips” & take police escorts to leave? That’s not procedure. That’s some old Jim Crow playbook.

And on this FCF, I’m rubbing lube all over my body, not for sexual reasons, but to go run outside in 91% humidity. Ttyl 🍆

Dino runner returns