This OS is old enough to drink 🍻

Eepy. Ready to come home.

This store needs to calm down

G'night Bluesky

My uncle apparently keeps his credit card in the freezer.

It's an injustice that the Golden Retriever never wins best in show.

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Playing a drinking game where I drink every time my family mentions Wicked

5AM airport sleepy face

Me at work today with the rest of the week off.

I'm not a "workout on vacation" person. I'm a "bring my workout clothes because I'm totally going to get up every day and go to the gym, but instead sleep in until 5 minutes before I have to leave the door" person.

When I say "Tis the season", I mean shrimp cocktail season.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

I think I have a candle addiction.

👏👏👏

Nothing is getting me off this couch

@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social there is not enough coffee for this Friday

Too rainy, need cuddles

Titty Tuesday

More often than not, if I look like I'm deep in thought during a meeting, I'm thinking about food

Me today

Received 191 emails overnight and only 2 are actionable

Happy hump day!

Does anyone use Moments? Apparently I have a lot of Moments waiting...

Voting is sexy

I'm scared

Happy Halloween!

Totally missed out on being Renata Bliss, Freelance Dance Teacher for Halloween.

Let's go Mariners! 🔱🔱🔱

Exercise is important

Got shot today!

This game is aging me.

Happy world mental health day!

Current mood

This is me

Happy Hump Day!

Current mood

PR at bench press today!

Everyone around me at work is coughing

Happy Monday

Tequila > Sunday Scaries

Beard Trim!

Happy Jocktober!

Duolingo gets me 🍸

The guy next to me at the dentist this morning was like, "I haven't been brushing, flossing, or using mouthwash, and haven't been to a dentist in 2 years - it's going to be an interesting visit"

Seattle is pretty

Did a thing

I think I may be done with Starbucks after this news. mynorthwest.com/local/starbu...

This is a new level of tired.

Wearing a jockstrap for exercise purposes 💪