Today just feels.... Heavy.

Bugonia.... Was a mind fuck

It's below freezing out 🚬

Fresh haircut! Powers restored 🌈

Feels like burnout is at an all-time high lately. Anyone else sensing that all the *gestures broadly at everything* is catching up to us?

3 workouts crushed this week 💪

First full week at work in over a month. Send help.

First day back to work:

Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie.

Fresh Trim

They fixed RDU

5AM Airport culture

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Merry Christmas Eve

If you see this, post with your favorite Star Wars character

What we want: Healthcare. What we got: Hunger Games.

There is a 50+ year old man who microwaves chicken nuggets every day for lunch at work and he doesn't know that he is my idol.

This is exactly how Phantom Menace started

pics from a busy weekend @forgetmen0x.bsky.social @ryaninpnw.bsky.social

Monday Struggles

Michael Caine is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

This is Peak Cinema

Is anyone else just freaking exhausted?

Choose your fighter

This OS is old enough to drink 🍻

Eepy. Ready to come home.

This store needs to calm down

G'night Bluesky

My uncle apparently keeps his credit card in the freezer.

It's an injustice that the Golden Retriever never wins best in show.

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

Playing a drinking game where I drink every time my family mentions Wicked

5AM airport sleepy face

Me at work today with the rest of the week off.

I'm not a "workout on vacation" person. I'm a "bring my workout clothes because I'm totally going to get up every day and go to the gym, but instead sleep in until 5 minutes before I have to leave the door" person.

When I say "Tis the season", I mean shrimp cocktail season.

YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING

I think I have a candle addiction.

👏👏👏

Nothing is getting me off this couch

@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social there is not enough coffee for this Friday

Too rainy, need cuddles

Titty Tuesday

More often than not, if I look like I'm deep in thought during a meeting, I'm thinking about food

Me today

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Happy hump day!