I don't think it's a good idea to post the slogan. but, y'know.

oh for fuck's sake

I hope every Pokemon dies except Pysduck, and the reason they all die is because Psyduck fucked up

sick

my feelings towards chiropractors will never not be vindicated

lady at the home depot hot dog stand (god's strongest warrior and you can quote me on that), while chatting with me about the pins on my jacket, correctly clocked that I would know what she meant when she referenced Earthworm Jim. I don't know what to make of that at all

weird week!!!

oh no

lmao whaaaaaat

what is up with all the people in comments on the discord news going "well *i* never used it"

minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too

ah, I see. a mighty wind was a 23-year-long psyop to make me, personally, cry like a goddamn baby

have any unions endorsed the "general strike" tomorrow

lmaoooo so for years now Google has been trying to get Android developers to change their icons to the "Material You" style which allows for dynamic theming. It's a cool idea but not everyone wants a logo with only two colors. the update I just got solves this "problem" with a hammer:

"the AI bubble pops because Oracle bought TikTok" would be the funniest possible thing

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

did it happen or not

the neuropsychologist who declined to diagnose me with adhd appears to have had her email compromised, sending a phishing link to her entire contact list. maybe i should get a second opinion

My old 16-page comic where Frasier meets Columbo can be read on my website: joechouinard.com/columbo

34 is going to be my weirdest year

PLAY ZERORANGER (something in your life has to be rad as fuck, at least.)

2026 is going to be my weirdest year

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i don't know why we even kept putting music in video games after we ❤️ katamari youtu.be/XfvHeHRaTCk

my faucet came disconnected from the water supply line underneath the sink. while instacarting a damprid to help deal with the ensuing disaster the guy blew up a can of soda which then cut my finger (he was very nice and was sure to explain in person thank you scott I am just stupid)

the wiki-esque support website I use for work supports pasting inline images into the WYSIWYG article editor. useful! usually it does this by attaching the image from your clipboard to the page, then referencing that image in the HTML. Sensible!

It seems like my tiktok algorithm is now aware of Madison as a place that exists so I am getting fairly regular "come with me to [restaurant I've been to a million times]" videos and it feels kind of violating

my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2

the first property tax bills post school funding referenda are out and madison nextdoor is, possibly predictably, having a normal one about it but i do really like how the people complaining the loudest are sitting on properties that must be valued at a cool million

augh i got ailementari-blocked their website should say "HEY IDIOT WE'RE CLOSED ON MONDAYS" right on the damn front page not in the "contact us" section

c'mon man

lol

system update

god zeroranger is so cool

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

this shit better come with Baffling Accent Action or I want no part of it

how's SAD going for you guys? I just got back from the grocery store quite overstimulated and apparently I looked so shell shocked that my wife thought I was about to tell her my mom died

not charles cornell soy-facing at birdhouse

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences is outdated. double spacing at the end of sentences i

I want to love Lumines Arise but I am so bad at Lumines

I know we have bigger things to worry about as a nation but it's crazy how much of For Good we're hearing in the marketing for the new Wicked movie. if I'm the head of paramount or whatever I'm making sure NOBODY hears that recording until after the movie is out

die my love was a great time at the movies 👍👍👍 love to see a film go for gasps

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

absolute banger email preview. nextdoor, gmail, you're doing great work over there