the only canadian team in this year's #pwhl expansion is going to be HAMILTON???? FUCKING HAMILTON????? fuck you. fuck stupid fucking ontario. fuck this stupid ass league i'm so mad. oh and fuck daryl katz too for killing any fucking chance at edmonton getting a team

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oh. you're a millennial queer and/or masc presenting person who does improv and/or sketch comedy? tell me about how big your crush on Elaine May is...

Me and who

Ted Turner had an instinct for mergers, a lot of charm, an inhuman level of self-confidence, AND a wildly overinflated sense of what he could pull off, and if I were to pick a single deal that represented all of those qualities, it would be "I think I can turn Jane Fonda into a trophy wife."

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has maintained the double standards in international affairs that he condemned in his viral Davos speech, says @avilewis.ca, leader of the left-wing New Democratic Party.

Edmonton/Red Deer/Calgary

Me drinking on a patio reading. My brain: so is the FLDS like the Mormon version of the Arian hearsay?

the conventional masculine ideal is Dale Cooper and William Riker

Me but Reba’s Fancy and cover of The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia.

Oilers fans furious that play they admit was a goal was called a goal

Third Best SCREAM movie

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Want me to pay? Give me an option to pay like Wakefield, and his reporter peers and not pay Rick Bell.

Why do I listen to Cher everyday? I don’t want to disrupt my Sarkisian rhythm.

this is an attempt to disenfranchise people from the voting list and ensure that only "the right type" of people can vote in Alberta. It is a fascist policy.

I like how the fish in the picture is like Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

Why is everyone talking about Michael?

Yesterday I learned Tony Gilroy is a credited screen writer on THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE (1997)

Indiana Jones and the horseshoe theory

“Moses was a disrupter who confronted Pharaoh in the Marketplace or ideas. You see the magicians and Aaron’s snake duel is metaphor for how blue haired socialists can’t stand up to the combined word of God and capitalism. The golden calf? Das Kapital” - the American Antipope (coming soon)

My name is Matt and I’ve never made a sports bet in my life

thinking about ann reinking in all that jazz 🌟

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

Mmhmm 😐

Incredible this is what they come up with. You don't even need a giant imagination for basic stuff like "let's use this windfall to invest in clean energy". Alberta is the only place in the world that has this kind of brain worms.

Damn, Montana, I was unfamiliar with your game.

Margaret Qualley is the centre of the Lorde and Lena Dunham Ben diagram.

Pipe-smoking Donald Trump and officer Jared Leto are going to arrest the Pop

Love medical dramas. Doctors have such exciting lives.

It’s so weird to think of Justin Trudeau posting this tweet while wearing a backwards Allouettes cap and smashing beers with Katy Perry at Coachella

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

I never thought I would end up in a 21st century religious conflict on the side of the Vatican but here we are lmao

Trump is going to declare Vance the American Pope isn’t he?

The guy next to me at the PWHL game who wanted to watch “real hockey” and wiped out his phone to watch the Oilers game must work for Pixar.

This infuriating attitude shows up on the bookshelves in learning environments, too. We expect girls to empathize with boys, but we kneecap every opportunity to let boys empathize with girls. And look where we are.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

Every now and then someone tries to argue Lynch was a reactionary and it's like, get da fuck outta here

if you are in Scotland and are aware of ANY jobs on the go please please please can you pop me a line urgently? I’ll put my VPN on so I can actually access DMs. I will do literally anything

Just re-upping this for a slightly later crowd. Am in desperate need of working and would be enormously grateful for any support at all x

I turn 40 in August and I need to blue screen myself in the corner for a bit after reading this tweet.

Me not yet having seen PHM: Oh people are connecting with it because it’s about a collective fight against a doomsday event that includes human connection across species etc.

Martin Luther after nailing the 95 Thesis on the Wittenberg church door: “Rome has fallen”.

Actually, one might argue Adam and Eve were the original victims of cancel culture at the hands of a woke and vengeful God

In honor of Anthony Perkins' birthday, I wanted to share this film still from 1960's TALL STORY, which is a personal favorite of mine because it depicts Jane Fonda looking at Anthony Perkins the way I assume we all look at Anthony Perkins.

More like “Be Price Fixing Bread”

hell yeah

I love remedy games I wish Finland was real

Dan Lewis in talks to star as Jonathan in upcoming biopic

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