I can’t convey how brilliant this dude is at capturing the moment, and summing it up in a few lyrics… youtube.com/shorts/YJLjL...

👏👏👏 You win the internet today, @alexkitson.bsky.social . Bravo.

“Candidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.” And that’s how we got here.

Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.

Robin Williams, on Donald Trump, 2012. youtu.be/kupZj_TN_XI?...

Some very clever person has uploaded documents, emails and photos from the Epstein Files in a searchable Google-like interface.. www.jmail.world

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f... If Palestinians did this it would escalate to full blown war

“I feel like a fucking moron.”

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

Me: Want a banana? Mandarin? Heaps of fruit there… 10yo: I’m *not* hungry dad! Make me a bagel dad.

Sir, the president shit himself

Adjourned Rapist, 33 times convicted felon, twice impeached President of the United States shits himself live on camera (🎧:33 seconds, and watch the woman in green react). What the fuck…

This is who runs this account.

Remember that 5 year old that ICE agents kidnapped and used as bait to illegally detain the boys mother? A judge has *SLAMMED* the Government in a very non—judicially worded rebuke, complete with illustrations and bible verses, and ordered the family’s release.

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

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Right, I remember when we officially left the EU, it was the day before my 35th birthday, exactly six years ago and I assumed this was a vintage Express cover from 2020. No. This is today's. These cunts got EVERYTHING they want and they're STILL miserable because their insides are rotten.

Six days ago federal officers murdered a man in the streets of Minneapolis and we still don't know their identities. Is there any modern precedent for this?

Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university. - Multi camera television production - Reason, Value and Communication - Gender, Sexuality and Identity in Europe from 1890 - Philosophy 101 - Television Post Production

BREAKING: Rich, straight, white guy, employed by Rupert Murdoch, says racism isn’t a thing. 🙄

“The first dildo flew through the air like a rubber prophecy and skidded to a stop directly at the boots of a state trooper. And that’s when the United States government lost its entire fucking mind.” www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...

Trump will die of natural causes long before his term finishes. I hope people like Miller, Patel, Gabbard, Noem see the inside of a cell.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

If you don't need to be on social media today, I would strongly recommend turning off auto play on videos and logging off of different platforms for several hours. Donating money to local organizations in Minneapolis will also feel better than doomscrolling.

Minnesota is the best of us.

The nerve of President Draft Dodger to even speak of our NATO allies and what they did in the GWOT! I'm really sorry we have such a dipshit as president. Those of us who were there know that you were, too.

Are they electing a pope?

My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.

…and he was always such a bastion of traditional, hetrosexual values.

Share a photograph of mountains that you’ve taken.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

“When asked for comment, every individual economist responded ‘well, duh.’” www.wsj.com/economy/trad...

Once again, the entire Greenland thing is a Moscow ploy to weaken NATO and the EU. Trumps goons are running with it as a convenient distraction from the Epstein files.

There are half a dozen things about this that should each trigger an immediate international response as well as the 25th Amendment

Trump has even lost the British right wing, red-top, supermarket dog whistles. That takes effort….

Vote Farage if you want an MP who'll say whatever he's paid to.

This is the saddest most beta shit I've ever seen 🤣🤣 I'd be embarrassed if it was me

Ted Cruz in 2016, "We're liable to wake up one morning and Donald Trump if he was President would have nuked Denmark" "That's not the temperament of a leader to keep this country safe"

I’ve been saying for years that if Apple would come up with a image editor/manager equivalent to Lightroom it’d all be over for Adobe. Maybe it’s happening? www.apple.com/uk/apple-cre...

I’m seeing a lot of (seemingly qualified) people opining that Trump has advanced frontal lobe dementia. He’s leaning forward from the waist, seems to have trouble swallowing (listen for the suction noise during interviews), sleeping in meetings, tweeting at 3am. 6 months, if true. 🤞

To clear up any confusion, one ton is: - 907.2kg Or - 1,016kg Or - 1,000kg Hope that helps.

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Due to a clerical error, I wore some nose-cancelling headphones and my glasses fell off.