I hate doomsday clock, I feel like something about doomsday clock really fumbles the bag on what should be the winning of project of saying the world is bad

i think we should cede the entire federal government over to this type of guy. federal uncernment. put him in charge of interest rates immediately

After ICE agents shot people in Minneapolis tonight, a crowd faced them down and eventually chased them away, despite federal mercenaries and police shooting a tremendous amount of tear gas. ICE agents abandoned vehicles in the area, containing IDs, paperwork, license plates, and operational plans.

when i’m sitting on the toilet that’s the real me

what da tuna

neurospicy is a slur

If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be technically understood that you are allowing the use of your photos, as well as your skeets I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR FACEBOOK OR BLUESKY TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA. DO NOT USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA.

november they nut

im going to miss bernie

a while back i kept posting that a big thing was coming and CHANGES are in the works. i just thought it was funny. there wasnt ever anything big coming

we all know that rain is what happens when God's pissing. but what happens when God takes a shit ? well. heh. youre about to find out

Straight grubbin it And by "it" let's just say my deer #deer 🦌

Licks ur grapes #deer 🦌

I just want to make it to retirement so I can gossip over card games with the girls and I hate that this feels like too much to ask for

i already brushed my teeth but now im hungry. life is a bitch then you die

Right sock left sock bra shirt underwear pants

letting my restroom use ME today, because I'm KIND-HEARTED AND WELL-MANNERED (pissed myself😔)

puppygirls can play basketball but they have to play on all fours

lmfao

dont forget the big things

Snorfs you

yeah big things are on THE way

MY PROSTATE IS "ENLARGED" WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT! GOD PUT ANGELS IN THERE TO HELP ME! MUST NOT URINATE!!! THANK YOU LORD

Better to piss in the sink, than sink in the piss.

big things in the mail omg

#deer 🦌

the things coming are not small

Im gonna drink more this year

BIG THINGS ON THE WAY

LARGE THINGS, they're a comin

there are large things coming!

banished to the Tube #deer 🦌

I like nachos.

Me: these are my old stomping grounds [10 years earlier] Me: *STOMPING*

fish house fish house

big things are coming

Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community

BIG THINGS ARE COOKING

Canadian girls make do🫡

#deer 🦌

The trees must be #delicious this morning 😛 #deer #photography #nature #winter #funny

Gm #deer 🦌

Oh yeah? What if I got real eepi and took a big nap? What would you do then, tough guy?

#deer 🦌

The void is watching you