the best part of being a dumb blonde is the lowered expectations and being smoking hot

Did we ever find out how the vampire’s interview went? Did he get the job?

(You summoning me during a séance) A-R-E Y-O-U M-A-D A-T M-E

poke me like one of your Facebook girls.

Air fryers target market has to be millennials, right? It’s our Easy Bake Oven dream come true.

Love doesn’t conquer all. It just doesn’t.

I like when the sky cries with me.

if I was a football player, I would literally just do touchdowns. idk. it doesn’t seem that hard.

I'd rather be known for the way I loved

You’re the sun and I’m the sunflower. My heart bends towards you.

If we’re being honest, I get so tired of existing about 90% of the time.

I can remember the combination to my middle school locker but not the password I made 2 weeks ago for a mandatory app registration, ffs.

He’s my human diary. I trust him with my head, my heart, my soul.

So that’s the thing…I didn’t believe in soulmates. But then my soul met your soul and was like oh. There he is.

Some girls want a Golden Retriever boy. Gimme that Rottweiler 🥰

I’ve been waiting on this side..💚☘️ #rainbow

I’m still a lover, I’m just gatekeeping.

Soul ties is craaaazy

#173 #Maldives #visitMaldives #sunrise #sun #goldenhour #beach #nature #sea #lagoon #reef #sky #clouds #island #photography #guesthouse #travel #PhotographersOfBlueSky #LumixS9 #LUMIX #LUMIXJAPAN

He’s my cotton candy sunset and I can’t take my eyes off him.

Just a lovergirl being forced to master detachment

My head moved on. But my heart stayed.

Feeling about as useful here as the p in pneumonia

russian roulette & chill?

Tonight…no one around..no cars..nothing..the sun bursts into flames and I stand on the hill and watch silently..🌅

Being a friend is the benefit.

When I’m feeling nonverbal it’s fine because I just reskeet the funny and thoughtful people

My gummy multivitamin almost took me out this morning if you’re wondering how my day is going.

Me: how much for the goth UNO? Store Clerk: ma’am, those are tarot cards.

“A mess in aisle 9,” but it’s me.

I still wear Lovespell lotion and Sweet Pea body spray on occasion. Don’t speak to me about loyalty.

I can forgive, it’s the pattern I don’t fuck with.

*slides $20 bill across table* what am i now your honor

Shitposting as a coping mechanism

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

There’s a softness to rain, a sort of quiet companionship that the sun can't offer. It’s like the world gets a little more intimate when it rains.

North Head Lighthouse and Keepers’ Residence Cape Disappointment State Park Ilwaco, Washington #washingtonstate #lighthouse #statepark #photography

intense in the devoted way, not in the high strung way

Happy Trails Sometimes it’s not the destination that is important. It’s the path one takes that provides the interest. #procreate #FineArt #Art #ArtShare #FineArt #Portrait #figurative #painting #CanadianArt #ProcreateArtist #BlueskyArt #notAi #DigitalArt

you are my sunset.

I can’t believe this is the same brain that used to think stoichiometry was fun and easy peasy.

Judge, in my defense, it was Friday the 13th.

I’ll be your friend with benefits (if you’re cool with the benefit being I share sunset pics with you).