every year i get older, the times a day I adjust my nuts with an audible groan goes up

happy memorial day

orc warrior genuinely unbothered by the trianguloids

despite everything it’s still you

enjoying the morning news until that “wait wait don’t tell me” shit comes on

this would go so hard as an album cover

sometimes the catchy songs on the radio are about having sex on crystal meth, get over it

was pulling mad pussy on msn messenger on one of these circa 2004

silver and mina deadlock

they're trying to kill stoners

*cartoon child with a whirley beenie voice* i was radicalized when i read animal farm in the 10th grade

3 games 3 wins baybeeee

Strong Bad after December 2010

Dress for the job you want

i’m a lot like the eggs i have the morning. i’m extra large, white, and im also cage free in that im aware the shackles we make in this life are the ones we forge

BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHINGS CHANGED AT ALLLL

STAND YOUR GROUND AND PROTECT YOUR MASCULINITY AT KUNKLEMEN CHEVROLET!!!!!!!!! #trucks

when youre being mean to me this is who youre being mean to

thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the game. thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the movie. thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the game. thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the movie. thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the game. thinking about spiderman 2 the movie the movie. thinking about

You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.

gonna have lots of taco bell in my coffin w me at my funeral all the bros can file by an grab a gordita or 5 layer

nooo that's my emotional support bedside pizza conveyer belt

controversial take: this shit tastes fucking good

do you have any unisex parachutes?

Committing treason in 15th century Uma Musume world and getting drawn-and-quartered by anime girls with horse ears.

rebranding skill issue as "skill opportunity"

farting yourself to death would be terrible, as an empath. if youre farting enough to die from it imagine whats coming after the farts. that would be tough on the psyche, and youre already dealing with dying, so, damn dude

Gauntlet Legends (N64) (1999) 1/3

no better capstone to a weekend long depressive funk than the hershey squirts IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT HERE

pub in england called The Unwashed Penis and the sign is just a smiling man

drinking a lot of water today. imma be chugging that good stuff. join me in the cleanse

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how fast does this trolley go, anyway? think we can get this baby up to 100mph?

that’s my boy right there

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

i delivered over 500 dollars worth of pizza today, made 4.65 in tips :(

reverse psychology goes crazy wait a minute

if you make youtube content for world of warcraft and you have a drawing of a meme cat as a profile picture/stream persona i know you fat as hell

pooping twice a day (healthy) vs pooping twice a day (unhealthy) this isn’t a bit it’s meant to instill fear and dread in the reader