I have time for this guy. (Luke Manley, promoting Marty Supreme.)

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

You gotta be realistic

Wild scenes. Absolutely wild. My brain can't comprehend this kind of behavior

WHO GIVES A DAMN? It’s a public service, right there in the name. It exists as a public good for all the people in this country. It’s not supposed to turn a profit, you dolts. Go audit the Pentagon and see what kind of return on investment we’re getting there.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

“Who made you the pope?” I shout dismissively, to the pope.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

um...

Do people remember Ted Bundy for all his selfless work at a suicide hotline crisis center? No, for some reason they focus on the handful of times he murdered women

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.

This is John Roberts' America.

The blatant selling of pardons is perhaps the clearest instance of criminal conduct authorized by SCOTUS. Pardons are a quintessential "official act." So, even when Trump takes a bribe to issue one, he is presumably above the criminal law.

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

You’ve got roughly a week to figure out how to cryo-sleep through 2026. Or cure bird flu. Probably not enough time to do both.

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

Someone showed me a video of her drunkenly hitting on a literal nazi and that's all thats in my head rn

Think your mail is private? In Columbus, ICE is playing "Postmaster General."

“What if people stopped talking to ME for being an asshole? I’d be all alone!”

Gee, I wonder why this is happening?

“Like prime, but with human beings”

Ok how much did the military lose. The USPS is not a business

idk alan, “are you now or have you ever been a pedophile?” feels like a substantially different kind of question!

"Allegedly" is doing a lot of work here. It is incumbent in the Post these days to actually find out the truth here. ICE will absolutely lie to journalists and reprinting it without any corroboration is malpractice at this point.

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Oh my god.

I’ll just note that the US didn’t do this to China, which outright bans US social media websites

lol. lmao.

Less than 12 hours after posting this, his boss went on social media to warn tv networks to stop making fun of him at the risk of their “licenses”

"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025

Sure, most of what he does is infuriating; is it all deserving of your attention and energy? No! Our attention and energy be better spent on the things that are infuriating and dangerous! youtu.be/3alKhsDpGNE

concentration camps.

That fuckin sucks guys. This deployment is wholly unneeded and paints the National Guard as the faces of facism even tho they signed up to help their communities during times of crisis. Now they cant *have* a holiday, much less spend it with their families.

Pope Leo vs. Franklin Graham

this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america

We should normalize that wearing hats of politicians means you're a fucking idiot and no one listens to anything you say. "Nice Trump hat dipshit." "Cool Biden hat you fucking dweeb." MAGA hats are embarrassing, but a hat that's literally a dude's name should make you ashamed to leave your house.

Literally any other attorney general before Bondi would have fought tooth and nail and then resigned over this alone. Letting White House staff take over making public statements in the name of DOJ is in and of itself completely insane.

Gee, weren't there some ivory tower midwits out here claiming that not only was the zero unwarranted, but the paper deserved a passing grade?

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

They want to destroy the middle class. And are making substantial progress toward that goal.

Something very funny about de santis praising Coolidge for “immigration.” Coolidge’s immigration policy was that people named de santis shouldn’t be allowed to come here bsky.app/profile/anth...

This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

Bari’s complaint was “there’s nothing new here” and while that’s untrue it’s also irrelevant “we intentionally sent people to be tortured in a hellhole and bragged about it and The Hague is too good for everyone involved” is a story that simply cannot be told enough

See, here is the thing about saying everything is a national security matter...

In which we learn that the US attorneys office concluded that Trump traveled on Air Epstein regularly without appearing in he passenger manifest.

Everything is working smoothly, I see.