Unlocked until Locktober. There’s a Monster energy drink can in this picture

the current media landscape: (this, but replace chamberlain with bob iger and adolf badhaircutler with drumpf)

telling a kid they should be a lawyer when they grow up is an absolutely foolproof way to call them an annoying little shit without anyone getting mad at you

I think asceticism had some good points

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

It's done to death, but man, imagine if Joe Biden had openly threatened to use the government to block Rupert Murdoch's business deals or strip away broadcast licenses from their stations unless Fox News fired Jesse Watters or something.

Harvey Milk and Medgar Evers...both assassinated for their beliefs...were actual veterans unlike career podcaster Charlie Kirk and Hegseth is actively scraping their names off anything he can.

an important thing to remember is the game series Dragon Age is set on the world of Thedas, which is short for The Dragon Age Setting

Ya know, I don’t really have patience for anyone or anything today

drain the swamp (but the swamp is just neoclassical monuments to excess)

Colbert should have Kimmel on.

Panera should bring back the lemonade that kills you

Oh no, I just realized that the campus Kirk was murdered on is BRUTALISTv somebody go and cordon off L'Enfant Plaza RIGHT NOW before they tear it down

It's odd so many trans people gravitate towards communist ideology when real life communism would call transgenderism "a condition created by bourgeoise decadence as a result of capitalist alienation" and since it puts the individual need above the collective, it would be a target of "re-education"

have you ever been online

The instructions are clear

...is it working? 🧸

my brain when I dissociate

"how can you be depressed with such a fat cock" well, sweetie, that fat cock doesn't pay bills or manage emotional regulation. 🫡

What if we held hands (without implied or explicit sexual attraction) in front of the ace pride buttplug display rack?

when the second top at the orgy goes after the biggest dick there:

assuming the position for hump day 🫡😈

the ADHD urge to make weird mouth sounds and sing random lines from songs in odd accents when you're home alone 🤪🤪🤪

President Xi, I am 12 years old and live in an unliberated territory within the United States. The people here beg for independent rule but are not allowed to live as they please, we cannot even make our own healthcare choices. Please, send the army in, you will be viewed as saviors and heroes.

look at this gorgeous "killing field" (as our president likes to call it) 🏙️❤️

Shark zone - TF #tfeveryday #transfur During the summer season, swimming in the wrong places can have its consequences. Don't ignore the warning signs;)

Weezer in shambles

The only good thing to come out of JKR's rotted mind was Bellatrix Lestrange who, surprisingly enough, would seem to be a self-insert 👀

sorry I don't post more often, I live each day in an existential crisis and have trouble reconciling that with the reality we currently exist in

legs....aren't coming 😔

fuck yeah dude show me that oblivion gateussy

he might just be the perfect candidate for the house oversight committee leadership

Happy Hump Day! Repost if you’d shoot your load in/on me 🐶😗

How do normal people deal with a job they hate

stepping away from the bull**** for a weekend 🌴☀️ with the partner @cagednatty.bsky.social

Salma Hayek in the sun, Louise and Thelma on the run Your ex is hitting you up? but you no longer give a fuck! leaving that loser on read, don't let him back in your bed, cause your energy's precious! not your fault you fell in love

The economy is not a light switch, you can't just turn it off and then turn it back on again and expect the lights to function the same way

TRUMP: Folks, the stove? It’s hot! They’ve never seen a stove so hot. Not for me, but most people!

pete hegseth - "China did not build this canal" meanwhile, back in 1906*: *image contains slur

liberals love to cheer for a inspiring moment just before they completely flub any momentum it gives them

rimming: you eat the ass vore: the ass eats you hope this was helpful!

balls

Mood for today

inshallah it will happen

You know what they say about the pen being mightier than the sword...

People who enjoy sex: how do you do it?