Was thinking if Good Boy had a cat as the subject instead of a dog. Film would be five minutes of the cat owner being killed instantly by the evil as the cat looks on, bored, then 65 minutes of the cat wandering around before eating the corpse's face

Poor J has caught my lurge, so I made them some coconut dal for dinner.

Breakfast.

Currently hate/drunk watching Madame Web. I am already yelling at the TV.

This beer is glorious!

Still ill so I got a slap up 3 course meal for 2 from Waitrose with prosecco for £25. Scallops to start, steak and sticky toffee pudding for dessert.

I tried to go back to work today. I wasn't ready, ended up going home at half 11.

The last boss fight on Death Stranding 2 is absolutely bonkers. Bravo @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp

Going back through old stuff. Here’s that time I switched out Gerty in Moon for Holly in Red Dwarf.

I love that due to his atrocious lip syncing Kid Rock is now being referred to as Hillbilly Vanilli

Sacre bleeeeeeeu

Soldiered through 2 days of illness because I didn't want to leave my colleague in the shit. (there's just 2 of us atm due to refurbishment). Today my body is not having it so I am lying on the lurgified whilst J brings me cups of tea.

It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

Bengali lamb curry. It was sooo good.

Making Bengali Lamb curry aka kosha Mangsho tonight for dinner. Can't wait!

I didn't quite manage dry January but I did last till the 30th. I'm now in bed early because hungover 😆

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

In your face Villa 😆

Hahahaha glorious!

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

"I was only following orders"

Police.AI? Fuck off. Trained on real plod data, so it's thick, racist, and lazy and has no knowledge of the law.

Ham hock, Brie, mayo, tomato chutney, fresh tomato and rocket on sourdough.

Back when David Bowie died I was working in Brixton at my first ever full time professional chef job. That night there was a massive street party on Coldharbour Lane right in front of where I worked and someone painted this amazing mural. This is that mural 2 weeks after his death.it's still there.

I really want a croquembouche for my wedding cake but it's sooo expensive 😭

Just seen a chef on TV tell someone a cartouche is for "keeping the flavour in".

Still battling through dry January. It's gonna be doubly difficult this week because I just got paid.

Countries signing up to the Board of Peace

It was bloody lovely.

Is it me or does this recipe for macaroni cheese has an insane amount of cheese in it.

Anders Vistisen, Member of the European Parliament (MEP) from Denmark, to Donald Trump on his threats to steal Greenland: ”Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”

We depend on a lot of tech companies which support the Orange Participation Trophy guy. If this troubles you, and you're thinking about how you can avoid using American tech companies, this is worth a read. From @parismarx.com disconnect.blog/getting-off-...

One of the projects you can support on Smelt is a new sitcom by me. It's called The Least Bad Of All Possible Worlds and it's about refugees from parallel universes trying to integrate into society in Morecambe. You can pledge to fund it here: if you fund it, we make it! mirlo.space/leadmojo/rel...

A big part of the current right wing belief system is that everyone is actually just as bigoted as they are, and are only pretending not to be as a public performance ("virtue signalling"). They genuinely thought once they started doing open racism, everyone would join in

Post gym food. Chorizo slices, left over potatoes, roasted red peppers, red onions and a fried egg on top.

When we said NATO wasn't working we were derided. When we said a nuclear weapons system relying on the US is dangerous we were called stupid. The truth is the establishment are more interested in kissing US feet than keeping the UK safe. It's time for a rethink.

This is quite a post www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/reality-is...

You can guarantee every politician who talks about the need for a "warrior culture" in the modern world wouldn't last 2 minutes in an actual warrior culture before hiding behind a tree pissing their pants, having delegated all possible warrior tasks to people who are tougher and poorer than them.

If your brand's XXL is a UK size 14, I simply will not buy from you. The only possible reason for that is to prevent your clothes being worn by bigger bodies and that's so gross.

New year new me, a shiny crustacean who has shed his old shell, fitter, happier, sober, less bitter, I have left Snake Mountain with my spiny head held h.... ...who am I kidding. None of this is true. I woke up to Skunko stood on my bed, using my claw clippers... on the matted fur around his arse.

What fours classic video games do you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are. Admittedly its mostly WoW and SWKotor that drag me back.

Yes please.

A little girl. 5 years old. Terrified. Trapped in a car with the bloodied bodies of her family. A brave little girl. She phoned for help. The Israelis used her as bait. The IDF murdered those who came to help her, before her desperate eyes Then they turned their guns on her #HindRajab

There was a dude from Birmingham on TV and so naturally whilst cooking breakfast J has been talking to himself in Brummy accent for the past 10 mins. IT'S NORMAL!

Honey, garlic chicken and broccoli rice. 🍜🍽

Faults and sins

What was your #childhoodcinema It was an Odeon cinema when I went. On King Street in Hammersmith. This was the oldest photo I could find.