looking good brotha 👍

i wanna boycott stuff but i pirate everything, barely buy clothes, cook at home, only drink water and snack on fruit.

(Serious)

credit card emails be like "CONGRATULATIONS! You are eligible to go in to debt!"

The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.

Democrats have this idea that if they combine the right words together it’ll hack your brain into believing what they want. It’s always an issue of “messaging” because they don’t want to change their policy.

this shit so corny💀

evergreen

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Kids today are learning that the fastest and easiest way to make money—the key value that has been modeled to them in America society—is to scam others, cheat your way through, and attract negative attention online that can be monetized. My endless sympathy to parents

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY

Idk if it's a discrepancy, per se, but something feels incredibly out of touch with massive layoffs, AI boom erasing white collar jobs, weekly threats of nuclear war and high tariffs; all while the market signals prosperity, reaching new all time highs everyday.

Men's mental health ads be like: DO YOU STRUGGLE TO TALK ABOUT HOW TIRED YOU ARE? CAN'T GET IT UP?? PERFORMANCE ANXIETY *WINK*??? Talk to one of our tactical MEN'S therapist NOW!

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NY-11 better hold NICOLE MALLIOTAKIS responsible for voting on the fugly bullshit bill. Ask for a town hall, write to her (malliotakis.house.gov) or make your voices heard outside of her office (Staten Island office ofc, she doesn't give a fuck about Brooklyn).

Saw someone call Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur”

David Hogg is cooking lately

abughazaleh next

schadenfreudescrolling

Lana Del Rey be like: Blaaack eyee Wiiife beaterrr Romanticiiize Toxic cheaterrrs Ohhhhhhhh lets get craazyy

We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war. If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.

years of watching right wing 'sensible' debate has taught me that these guys are never actually looking for discussion, and are almost always looking to weasel their way into left wing spaces. block on site or else this place will become another nazi-fueled rage-baiting hellscape.

Iran: Weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995

A lot of Americans are evil. That’s why the perfect campaign messaging doesn’t matter. MAGAts don’t want a better life. They want to hurt people.

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

We know what we have to do to save our city from Andrew Cuomo. We're cross endorsing 🤝 @bradlander.bsky.social

I think it’s a huge misconception we need a single app that grows infinitely and makes everyone happy. This is a “business” mindset. And that model has consistently failed. It’s also driven families apart. This is Threads model now and it’s a censorship machine. I’m good with the community we have.

You ever notice how it’s the people who really relied on leveraging the negative feedback they would get on Twitter to their own ends who are really hot and bothered that everyone to their left have moved on from X, The Everything App?

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

From NYC to LA, we are in solidarity with our immigrant brothers and sisters. People deserve to be safe in their homes, workplaces, schools and neighborhoods. We will not allow this administration—or anyone—to strip away the dignity and humanity that every person deserves.

Zohran Mamdani's UNCENSORED answer. They threw the question at him at the very last minute and edited the clip to make his answer appear much more avoidant in the final cut. Absolutely sick of the democratic establishment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSQv...

SLAAAPFIIIGHT!

Zellnor is such a cutie patootie

Get my man PaperBoy Love Prince on the debate stage NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsrN...

One of the greatest videos on the internet

🚨 Techno-fascist billionaire Peter Thiel is building the surveillance state of Trump’s dreams. His company Palantir is now working with Trump’s regime to track ALL Americans using AI. This isn’t sci-fi. It’s happening. And Thiel HATES when you talk about it. So talk about it. #50501Movement

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

Subreddits will be like "we're the #1 hub for headphones" and then delete posts about headphones.

oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones

This is the current direction many companies are moving in when it comes to Gen AI btw. All it will lead to is increased alienation and a further disconnect from the real world as it harvests data, delivers targeted advertising, and subtly reinforces political views. Friendship as a Service

Yeah man, I think my brakes might be shot. I plowed straight into the back of a city bus. Not too sure, could be a sign.

I had a feeling this game was going to be good, but I did not think it would be the most refreshing game I've played since Elden Ring. Absolute masterpiece from a small studio of around 30 devs, and an insane value for only $50. jeu de l'année

The world: *burning* Gen X: “When I was a kid we never wore helmets…”

Me watching the ending of Episode 2 of The Last of Us even though I knew what was going to happen.