Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now: "Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?

This random online comment from 2018 remains one of the last half-century's most important works of political commentary. crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/l...

i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory

Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.

Record this&screenshot every movement of #ICE they shot 1st u can clearly see the gun drawn by an agent of orangeB4any shots get off they think this is a video game…then they are actually looking like they are stripping him down like one would do in a video game to take weapons to keep or sell…

Verizon's down and T-Mobile just sent this. They're so petty 😂

This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

If Zohran Mamdani was really a socialist he would wear a potato sack and only eat cold cans of beans. Let me know when Mr. Mayor is serious about the movement.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

guy who thought the epstein files released under the guidance of the trump administration were going to sink the trump administration

Gen Alpha nostalgia-bait posting: The year is 2025. You just completed your daily tasks in a gacha game. ChatGPT just finished your essay on ecology. Your YouTube premium subscription is expired so you have to watch 4 back to back ads. Your dad got laid off from his 3rd tech job. Life is good.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

These four RPGs are a good way to get to know me 🗡️ What are yours?

looking good brotha 👍

i wanna boycott stuff but i pirate everything, barely buy clothes, cook at home, only drink water and snack on fruit.

(Serious)

credit card emails be like "CONGRATULATIONS! You are eligible to go in to debt!"

The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.

Democrats have this idea that if they combine the right words together it’ll hack your brain into believing what they want. It’s always an issue of “messaging” because they don’t want to change their policy.

this shit so corny💀

evergreen

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Kids today are learning that the fastest and easiest way to make money—the key value that has been modeled to them in America society—is to scam others, cheat your way through, and attract negative attention online that can be monetized. My endless sympathy to parents

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY

Idk if it's a discrepancy, per se, but something feels incredibly out of touch with massive layoffs, AI boom erasing white collar jobs, weekly threats of nuclear war and high tariffs; all while the market signals prosperity, reaching new all time highs everyday.

Men's mental health ads be like: DO YOU STRUGGLE TO TALK ABOUT HOW TIRED YOU ARE? CAN'T GET IT UP?? PERFORMANCE ANXIETY *WINK*??? Talk to one of our tactical MEN'S therapist NOW!

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NY-11 better hold NICOLE MALLIOTAKIS responsible for voting on the fugly bullshit bill. Ask for a town hall, write to her (malliotakis.house.gov) or make your voices heard outside of her office (Staten Island office ofc, she doesn't give a fuck about Brooklyn).

Saw someone call Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur”

David Hogg is cooking lately

abughazaleh next

schadenfreudescrolling

Lana Del Rey be like: Blaaack eyee Wiiife beaterrr Romanticiiize Toxic cheaterrrs Ohhhhhhhh lets get craazyy

We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war. If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.

years of watching right wing 'sensible' debate has taught me that these guys are never actually looking for discussion, and are almost always looking to weasel their way into left wing spaces. block on site or else this place will become another nazi-fueled rage-baiting hellscape.