Some days I have to remind myself why I got into teaching in the first place: rent money.

Always disappointed when I hop a freight train and Veronica Lake isn’t waiting for me in the boxcar

God bless every overweight actor who says no to Ozempic. It’s just Alfred Molina, but God bless him.

Dr. Robby will see you now. The first 20,000 Yinzers in attendance on 7/25 will receive a one-of-a-kind Dr. Robby bobblehead in celebration of Yinzerpalooza Weekend. ➡️ pirates.com/yinzerpalooza Tune into The Pitt, which is now streaming on HBO Max

If you really want to be cool, I can find no faster path than kelly green door handles.

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

This is just a name board from a Montessori school in Santa Barbara.

There are 14 Major League Baseball players named Bryce.

* TRUMP ON IRAN WAR: EVERYONE TELLS ME IT'S UNPOPULAR BUT I THINK IT'S VERY POPULAR @reuters.com

Dogs being groomed in Sherman Oaks today.

I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp

RIP, Ogre.

AUTO LOAN AND CREDIT CARD DELINQUENCIES IN THE US HAVE HIT ALL-TIME HIGHS, ACCORDING TO CNBC

The Sheep Detectives made for a lovely evening at the cinema.

In many ways, section 6A of Highway 11 adopted me.

Hear that, kids? Mother on the roof!

The week in review:

The most important rule of seppuku is to have fun

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

That new Odyssey film looks a little like homework. Humorless and drab.

My dog is terrible at Jeopardy.

Pretty sure I know why.

The thought that I need an article to love leeks is preposterous.

Jason Alexander at the Met Gala

Sounds like Trump has this whole Iran War wrapped up with a bow.

Have I enjoyed Widow’s Bay so far? Yes. Have I kinda wished it was a British show? Yes.

Man, season 5 of For All Mankind is really shitting the bed so far. They took way too long after season 4. The original leads are dead or decrepit in the story and the new cast feel like untested kids, not charismatic tv stars.

Citing high fuel prices and “The Smoke Monster,” Oceanic Airlines shuts down.

New Animal Farm movie sounds good.

RIP David Allan Coe.

Whoa. Tom Steyer’s parents taught him to do EXACTLY what dialed in focus groups said voters wanted in a candidate. Uncanny.

Whoa. I hope that’s not the same D4vd who does my taxes.

Today in leotard news.

We used to make movies where Harrison Ford wore a suit and yelled at people while pointing at them.

When stuck with a shitty bagel from the store, toasting the hell out of it will make it somewhat bearable. Sponsored by Radisson!

The United States now has the most government restrictions on academic freedom of any high-income country. www.chemistryworld.com/news/academi... Raw data from @vdeminstitute.bsky.social —> academic-freedom-index.net/research/Aca...

America has a Christian Nerf enthusiast problem.

Bad news everyone, people are going to keep trying to kill me unless you build me a ballroom

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

Protect the mentalist at all costs.

I don’t know if you guys are following current events rn but if this Royals pitcher gets one more K, I get one free item at a Price Chopper!

I’d hate to see Roki get rocked wearing that lame uniform.

Nobody beyond the walls of the White House Correspondents dinner gives a rats ass about it. To make it a controversy just gives it air. Don’t let it take up even a single brain cell of your energy.

The is the most English thing I ever read

ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS tackled alcoholism #OTD in 1956. Phyllis Thaxter is stellar in this unflinching first-season episode w/ a heartbreaking twist. Hitch skipped the jokes, closing w/ hopes that the story "will help someone". Watch therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/a97ac6... #ClassicTV #retro

I was gonna make fun of contestant Max’s glasses, but man, the whole world’s on fire with no solution in sight. Max is the smart one here.

You don’t need to go very far to see that the Para-Bros merger will mean censorship, reprisals, punishment and exclusion. They are already at it. Trust them when they tell you they will use the power and this consolidation of media for political reasons. www.avclub.com/hollywood-bl...

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

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