RIP Neil Sedaka who wrote this gem for himself, but it took Captain & Tennille to make it a classic. Is he singing higher than Tennille?

Dog unemployment has reached 98%

In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island

Finished this wild, twist-filled 40s novella and am now firing up Last Year at Marienbad on Kanopy. Apparently Morel inspired it. Both book and movie were free with a library card.

if someone made an Al that took the wealth of billionaires, it'd be outlawed immediately

Not looking forward to canceling HBO, but I’ll do it.

"As you can see, I've taken these 2 photos of guns and pointed them at each other"

Trillions of dollars in infrastructure for this?

Trump Invites Caucasian Half Of Alysa Liu To Visit White House

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

I don’t read on paper anymore (need that big ole Kindle font size), but I will pour one out tonight for the death of mass-market paperbacks in America. Horror novels in particular had terrific covers in the 70s and 80s. Never forget the scares in this one I read in elementary school.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

I watched every single episode of season one. Don’t remember a goddamned thing.

May every Republican running for reelection run on this plan.

My wife and I want different things. I want to wave my penis around and make light saber noises and she wants a divorce

Hey Dodgers, look how easy it is.

euphemism for masturbation: ‘at a VERY poorly attended orgy’

I watched Argylle on Apple out of curiosity and after an hour it seemed no worse than other Hollywood drivel (and has a great cast), so why was it so reviled? Well, I soon found out. It goes completely off the rails and does Bryce Dallas Howard so dirty in what they put her through. An abomination.

"Reggie! The candy they named after me." ~ Reggie Jackson (Classic 1978 "Reggie!" Candy Bar Commercial) #MLB #Yankees #Baseball #History

This new Predator movie seems pretty dopey.

Donald Trump is responding to a Supreme Court loss the right way. by Ezra Klein

They cut the price $20K and have gutted the extras it used to come with. And they killed the Tesla X and S models recently. They are toast as an automobile company. Yet morons think Elon is going to lead the way on robots.

out of respect for royal tradition I hope when they hang Prince Andrew in his cell they use a Windsor knot

What are you even doing with your life if you don’t have a robot delivering you Indian food in Burbank?

Happy Birthday to the late Robert Altman, born 101 years ago today

Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.

I solved the Thursday 2/19/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 15:37! On 2 Benadryls.

The Germans ban Nazi speech and Twitter and other platforms complied with this long before the DSA so is State Dept is just going to go for it and make a Nazi website?

Get the fuck outta here.

The whole country ripped on RFK Jr. wearing jeans while working out months ago. And somehow that never got back to him. He’s so hermetically isolated he’s not listening to anyone on anything. What I’m saying is that a lot of people are going to die.

If you’re still looking to see Send Help in theaters, consider seeking out the 3-D version. It really adds a level of campy fun. Laughed a ton.

Felt like someone let Joe Dante direct a movie again. Super enjoyable.

My heart goes out to anyone seeing Sirāt on a Valentine’s date tonight. My theater was pretty packed.

What’s worse, Friday the 13th or Valentine’s Day being on a Saturday?

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"

The novella was fun enough, but Crime 101 is a god awful title. 101 is for introductory courses and after decades of inventive crime thrillers who’s racing to the theater to see a standard overview of crime?

I LOVE refried beans, but heating them up isn’t exactly a visual treat.

I think about this photo of Herman Melville all the time.

Welcome back, Kiké!

Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!

We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.

Wuthering Heights is the rare film whose box office fortunes will hinge on getting bad reviews.

Fans lined up at 7 a.m. for Villa's Tacos after Super Bowl appearance

Yay, my cupcake! Go my cupcake team!

Imagine getting so uppity over a mere 38,000 references. Clearly this fella has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

I solved the Sunday 2/08/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 28:37. My Olympics.

When is the last time a celebrity’s parent was abducted, a ransom was paid, and the kidnappers got away with it and lived the high life with all the money? Did the kidnappers ask themselves this question before commencing with their plan?