Hey racists - is Zohran a liberal or a jihadist? He can't be both. Get back to me when you learn what words mean.

🔥 Yesterday, a group called "14 Suburban Moms" do a civil disobedience protest by crossing the barricade at Broadview and sitting in a circle. ✊🏼 Watch as they get arrested one by one while protestors shout "Mother Power" and blow whistles the way it's done to warn that someone is being detained‼️

Current mood

Erika Vance’s honeymoon outfit. 🛋️ 🍆

Wait until Axios finds out who Jesus hung out with. :)

RFK, Jr. when the dude passed out in the White House…

"Ireland's presidency and New York's mayoralty are very different. But the people newly elected to those roles share striking parallels, having run positive campaigns with a vision for the future."

It's almost as if NYC can't get rid of those pesky millionaires.

BREAKING: Federal Judge Immergut in Portland rules Trump admin CANNOT deploy National Guard to Oregon. Grants state & city a PERMANENT injunction, barring troops indefinitely.

🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump violated the Constitution and federal law by ordering hundreds of National Guard soldiers to Portland, Oregon, earlier this year, a federal judge ruled Friday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Because what San Francisco needs is [checks notes] to Make Corruption Easy Again? Um, no thank you, Supervisor Mandelman.

Last time the Chronicle wrote about a park in my neighborhood, the word used in the headline was "underrated." It was also written by the same guy who wrote this.

I can't say I'm excited by any of the contenders for Pelosi's seat, especially Scott Fucking Wiener, who will probably win it anyway. There's still plenty of time for others to toss their hat in, so we'll see how this story progresses.

Ridiculous appointment by Lurie. Not only has she zero relevant experience, but she also couldn't have been bothered to vote in the last three elections.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

After their deli-berations, the jury decided there was no sub-stance to the charges of assault. Sandwich guy is free.

When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo

Nice try, assholes! Don't mess with our Chinese elders.

Three of the four Christmas puddings I made yesterday. I'll steam the last one tomorrow. #XmasPud

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

The corporate media keeps insisting that "HEY EVERYBODY, A RICH GUY SAID SOMETHING!" is worthy of news coverage but in most cases it really isn't. New Yorkers had an election yesterday and a lot of them were fine with "Mamdani's talking points." I'm sorry Richie Rich isn't happy, but who cares?

oops here is the gift link

The first three puddings are now being steamed. I'll leave them on for eight to ten hours. The fourth one I'll steam tomorrow. #XmasPud

Adding the first can of draft Guinness to the mix (I added two cans total). #XmasPud

Four and a half lbs of dry ingredients. #XmasPud

Five and a half lbs of fresh fruit, dried fruit, and fruit peels, soaked in four different kinds of liquor and fruit juices. #XmasPud

I was so amped up last night I thought I wouldn't be able to sleep. But I slept like a baby.

Republicans can't math.

Eat the rich! Or, you know, tax them to pay for school lunches.

"Altman did not physically receive the paperwork the man was attempting to hand him... But California considers a person to have been served court papers even if they refuse to physically take the subpoena, according to the California courts’ guidance to serving court documents."

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased. Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power. Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable. But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless. Remember this.

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

"it will be felt by each new yorker when they feel that the city they love finally loves them back"

Wow! What a speech!!

Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: TURN THE VOLUME UP."

"My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty."

We won in California too! What a great fucking night!!!

Everyone is hope scrolling now

The last New York City mayoral candidate to secure over 1 million votes was John Lindsay in 1969. Zohran Mamdani will be the seventh New York City mayor ever to receive more than 1 million votes.

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

let this be a lesson that sexual predators can eat shit. we do not forget.

This is gonna shift to a Cuomo/Adams/Giuliani road trip movie where they go off to "solve crimes" but Adams just chases sparkly lights, Giuliani shits himself to death, and Cuomo gets tased constantly for being a weird fucking creep.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Some people just don't take "no" for an answer.

Important context to the electoral punishment that the GOP is receiving tonight is that arguably the American economy has not yet endured the full effects of Trump's policy agenda. This may not be the bottom, by any stretch of the imagination.

26 billionaires spent over $22 million to beat Zohran Mamdani. Why? Because regular people came together around an agenda that prioritized making life easier for more people. It beat big money. That is how we win.