People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.

This is for *your* kids, you understand. The tech elites send *their* kids to private, screen-free Montessori schools. They know exactly what they're doing.

Name a better feeling than hearing @familydrone.bsky.social is doing sound at the show; I'll wait

A basic problem with the X-Files is that on paper Scully should be the smart one, but in the show Mulder is right 100% of the time so she looks like a fucking moron

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Happy Star Wars Day. Here's your annual reminder that "May the Fourth be with you" was invented by the Tories to celebrate the election of Margaret Thatcher.

Going on a truly neurodivergent day out tomorrow - riding trains to a noise show

Whilst he's doing the rounds again... 😍

Coming back as a ghost and haunting a karaoke bar until they let me do Exile by Enya

Happy to share a new zine we just finished that's an updated version to "Recognizing Hate". This zine is a reference guide to identify various nazi dog whistles, and includes a list with brief descriptions of the most active far-right groups currently in the US. www.wewillfreeus.org/farrightthre...

If you don’t have a union - you can build one! Four steps. Not saying it’s easy but it is possible and it’s extremely cool

Coming soon on Raw Tonk Colin Webster: saxophones Balazs Pándi: drums Matt Cargill : electronics Recorded at Hackney Road Studios, London on 6th June 2019 Recorded and mixed by Tim Cedar Mastered by Lasse Marhaug Additional mastering by Dirk Serries

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk...

Messaging the band group chat to tell them the artwork is delayed because I am having to use software not old enough to be sneaking fags behind the bike sheds.

I have been using Photoshop Elements since the mid 00s and recently had to get an updated version because my beloved Elements 9 does not work in Windows 11 and believe me when I say this is a culture shock I may never recover from

Happy May Day Brothers and Sisters

I think about this all the time.

THE GOOD WAY TO TRAVEL (1966)

People sometimes disparage experimental music by saying “My 6 year old could do that” but the one piece of music no 6 year old could ever play is 4’33”. Because 6 year olds never shut up! So that’s how you know it’s a very serious piece of music.

if the bassist looks like this you're gonna die in that pit

Kurt Cobain And The Sunshine Band.

Ever see an advertisement that makes you wonder if you’ve had a stroke

Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Hey Colossus - Hot Grave Neil Young - Ohio

Updating my linkedin

Receiving this cassette rack in a Pioneer DDJ box feels like I am living in a @strategictaper.bsky.social post

Bringing this back

Nevermind

Chris Hopkins, 1991

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

This is why AI will never replace the human spirit

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Joking aside though, if you know anybody paying 350 bucks to go see Whitehouse at the nazi noise festival then they are a chump and you owe it to yourself to tell them that

Philip Best ironically one of the worst dudes I can imagine

Hey bitch

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found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this truck with respect, or disgust?

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Friends fear they may reinstall Photoshop and get Back On Their Bullshit

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The Forest in the Ditto. Day 15 of drawing Ditto!

Me, when the second person joins the Teams meeting:

Apr 25th - The perfect date, it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. 📽️📅 Miss Congeniality (2000)

Pedro Friedeberg, Two Cows, 1969