Thinking of starting a band called Z-Lister Crowley.

Jake Thackray is what Morrissey always thought he was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R1e...

Einar From The Sugarcubes Sex Tape.

Remembered Coldplay were originally called Pectoralz.

Best Street Name.

Just some no-headphones bus dickhead playing a chipmunk voice version of “Bad Day” by Daniel Powter and that’s my weekend ruined.

Timelines don't match, but am regardless gonna start claiming I wrote this about Robbie Williams. seriousadults.bandcamp.com/track/you-st...

Just saw that Morrissey once called Jamie Oliver "Jamie 'orrible" Like Oscar Wilde might've.

Would describe this as "stunningly uninformative" Still watching it though.

Love the bit in The Mask where Jim Carrey puts on a mask and becomes obnoxious.

The best bit in the 1993 film Alive is when the rugby players eat ass.

Well Done It’s Christmas

James Hargreaves ASMR.

Not to spoil your fun, but Christmas is bullshit. It was invented by Hallmark to bring in cash during the slump between Halloween and Valentines Day.

Just overheard a woman say she saw Blur “back when they were called Semen” before correcting herself that they were in fact called Seymour.

Sold my bass and am now gonna have this in my head for at least 2 days. m.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXi...

The video for “Ice Cream” by Battles ends with a shot of a dog sniffing a bunch of bananas, which resulted in the greatest YouTube comment of all time.

Julia Heyward & T-Venus - Draggin' the Bottom [US; Art Pop, No Wave] (1983) https://redd.it/1o5794i https://youtu.be/UnSHW14Ietc

Just found out there’s a Manchester band called The Falls, and now I’m imagining an East Kilbride band obliviously calling themselves The Jesus And Mary Chains.

Noticed next year’s Cliff Richard calendar is using a photo from the 50s on the cover. Has he secretly died or somethin?

This will forever be the best graffiti.

Great lyrics. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhg2...

Recommended if you're in Kirkcaldy-based sci fi nonsense. angledog.bandcamp.com/track/broken...

Finally got round to checking out that “punk rock” you lot are so into. Not for me, I’m afraid. m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSR...

The main reason I have contempt for self-proclaimed workaholics is that work isn't called "workahol"

wait, what ? holger Czukay was in a film playing a piano teacher who ".. produces experimental music from sound collages in his free time, but can not prevail with his works in the professional music business. " www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y62...

Only because it turns out 5 is the exact correct number of copies and 6 is too many.

Accidentally stepped on a spider and feel awful about it. Which proves I'm a good guy.

Wrote a 30-second song called "Hex Enduction 30 Seconds"

Doing some weighty writing on my day off.

Might have a Brat Summer next year.

Kirkcaldy’s WH Smith closed a few years back so I get a real buzz whenever I see a TG Jones branch in the wild.

Giving Tim Martin my money on a Saturday afternoon.

Went to Brighton and saw a hot dog on the floor of Primark.

The best acid house track is “Sally Cinammon” by The Stone Roses.

This confuses me

Trumans Water - Outpatient Lightspeed [US, Math Rock/Experimental] (1993) https://redd.it/bhtu1c https://youtu.be/aaU_lRFjn_c

Driver of the bus I’m on just told a passenger off for watching crap on their phone without headphones. Absolute triumph.

Just heard a coworker use the phrase “take a smell” re: a bag of cheese puffs

Thinking about my cousin, who thought the song D.I.S.C.O. was called D.I.N.C.O.

The best bit in Taxi Driver is when the guy from Meet The Fockers wants to know if his reflection is talking to him.

Bargain.

Just seen a dude in a GG Allin t shirt getting overwhelmed by the spiciness of the wings he’s eating.

Don’t have any proper music to promote for Bandcamp Friday but here’s a bunch of lo fi demos I mostly just uploaded so I don’t forget about them. mniki-p.bandcamp.com/album/bunch-...

That 2014 Arctic Monkeys BRIT Award speech is still 🔥

The most fantastically irritating rock pseudonym is Bruce Lose from Flipper.

Dogbowl - I Had A Dream Of The Plague [US, Lo-fi Indie] (1989) https://redd.it/72cgd4 https://youtu.be/6459Pkj8Pow

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