I now regret we'll never get Alain Delon portraying Spencer Hall.

A highly educational thread that includes "vagina-compatible bullets".

“Aunt is really father’s cousin” is one of the most lilywhite, contrived news stories I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful, but somewhat unsettling. Not nearly as bad as the individual human feet that were washing up on Pacific Northwest beaches for a while, but still...

Wondered if they were saving that one, or they just remembered it.

This is baseball.

This is what following me is like

...and this is how the world found out the Swiss Guard has an elite cadre of assassins.

Everyone you know, and a great deal of the people you don't, are going through something hard, that they don't talk about. Kindness, empathy and patience are your best currencies right now.

Democratic Party leadership wishes they could inspire the kind of passion Mamdani does, but they fear constituents who want to tax commas out of oligarch bank accounts.

Knew tartans were registered, but thought it was limited to families. This is really fucking cool. witchesofscotland.myshopify.com

A HYDRATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

After a lengthy period of difficult reflection, I have reluctantly decided to endorse my own party’s nominee. Despite being overwhelmingly popular with voters, I will be extremely careful to frame my endorsement using bad faith language cribbed directly from their opponent’s attack ads

Fucking LOVE this album! Was familiar with PJ Harvey before, but this made me a fan. Bought it because it was billed as her “New York album,” but it’s brilliant beyond that.

Recently became aware of Sacred Geometry, but because I'm shallow, I'm interested in the symmetry and mathematics of it and none of the spirituality or metaphysics.

Okay so it's the final countdown on my Kickstarter, I didn't make a stretch goal for $110k because I didn't think it would get there, but now it's SO close that I have to try to nudge it over the line... there are a few more bundles left, if you know anyone who likes weird art, please pass it along!

Don't have any tattoos, but I'd always heard that many tattoo artists will cover up Nazi tattoos for free for those who have realized the error of their ways.

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

Was rolling my eyes during this thinking about how obsessed Democratic Party leadership is with winning over voters who'll only ever vote red instead of working on the their constituents on the left. The punchline of finding out it was a Canadian ad was pretty fucking shocking.

"May you live in interesting times", eh?

Merkin's making a comeback? Did they clear it with Kubrick's estate.

🖤Artists! Quote with long #hair🖤 #FilmNoir

Corollary: Always use the bigger bowl when mixing/prepping. Might be a pain in the ass washing the bigger bowl, but it's better than finding out the bowl is too small. Also, the bigger bowl allows for a toss and flip if appropriate.

I love the natural angle that his head tilts at when he's settling into talking shit.

Favorite part is the first base coach making sure Polanco touches first before celebrating. The NFL needs a goal line coach for the showboating idiots...

Last game I saw in Seattle ended with an Ichiro homer in the bottom of the ninth, but I guess this game was cool too.

After all that the “winner” gets to play more baseball in less than 48 hours.

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

11 appearances 8 innings 12 hits 11 runs (9 earned) 8 walks 7 strikeouts 1-4, 1 blown save 10.13 ERA since Treinen's hat nonsense.

I’m hesitant to believe such posts, but considering that the founder of Little Caesars was paying Rosa Parks’ rent, it may be part of corporate culture.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is a reminder that the current generation of stand up comics are simple sociopaths.

Don’t have nearly the CV of this gentleman, but when I was a fed I was mistaken for a defendant/inmate/arrestee several times, and it was usually my White coworkers who picked up on it before I did.

somebody's granddaddy came back 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Well don't I feel stupid

This should really exist here

My subscription to WIRED is easily some of the best money I've spent on journalism this year. It's like $12. Highly recommend supporting their newsroom.

Continuing to honk your horn at a car going too slow that you passed a mile ago.

@voraciousbrain.bsky.social #SensualBaseball

This made me laugh extra hard today